The Strongest Female Cannon Fodder in Quick Transmigration

Huangfuchuan wanted to use Ruoshui's influence to package her as a charlatan and attempt to control the world through faith.

However, it would be strange if Ruoshui could cooperate. Don't be fooled by Ruoshui's usual carefree and unrestrained demeanor; Ruoshui is as clear-headed as a mirror.

Anyone who tries to take advantage of Ruoshui should be prepared to be dealt with by her.

Huangfuchuan continued to promote Ruoshui, who had long been regarded as a living deity by the common people.

Legends about Ruoshui spread quickly, but Ruoshui still spent her days playing games in the Empress's Palace.

Because Ruoshui rarely appears in public, she is shrouded in even more mystery.

"Master, can't you pay attention to world affairs? Can't you be a little more responsible and stop playing on your phone?" The system continued to complain to Ruoshui every day.

"Master, do you know that everyone outside has been talking about you lately?"

"I don't even need to think to know it was Huangfuchuan who did it. Let them talk about it, it's not like I'm going to lose a piece of my flesh," Ruoshui said lazily, sprawled on the chaise lounge, playing on her phone.

"Oh? Is that so? Everyone outside is saying that Master has three legs," the system said.

"What the heck? Three legs?" Ruoshui immediately sat up from the chaise lounge, abandoning her phone.

“Yeah, as they say, you walk on three legs, but sometimes you trip over your own legs while you’re walking,” the system said.

Ruoshui: You only have three legs, your whole family has three legs.

"No way, am I that stupid in everyone's eyes?" Ruoshui asked the system.

"No, no, someone even debunked the rumor for you."

"Ah, I am deeply gratified that there are still many rational people in this world," Ruoshui said.

"Someone debunked the rumor for you, saying that a fairy wouldn't be so silly as to trip over herself while walking. Fairies always walk with their third leg draped over their necks!" the system said jokingly.

Ruoshui: I take back what I just said. Reason! Reason my ass!

"What else did he say?" Ruoshui continued to press.

"You also said you have a total of eighteen arms, nine on the left and nine on the right."

"Then when you get angry, you like to use all eighteen of your arms to slap people in turn, left and right, so fast that people can't see it, like a whirlwind."

"Wherever bad guys lurk, there comes the sound of a fairy's slaps, resounding loudly, instantly striking fear into the hearts of all evildoers, hahahahahahaha!"

As the system spoke, it began to laugh gleefully.

With a "smack", Ruoshui threw her phone down.

"I'm done playing! What's the point of playing on my phone? I'm going to settle accounts with Huangfuchuan, and nobody's going to stop me!" With that, she stormed out.

Phone: I wasn't talking about you, why did you smash me?!

After Ruoshui left, she realized that she had no idea where Huangfuchuan was!

Just then, Ruoshui saw a young eunuch walking hurriedly.

"Hey you, stop right there!" Ruoshui shouted at the eunuch.

The eunuch was so frightened that he immediately turned around, knelt down, and shouted, "My lord, spare my life! My lord, spare my life!"

The eunuch thought he was doomed, but then a pleasant female voice rang out:

"Um... look up at me, am I that scary?"

The eunuch looked up and saw a woman dressed in a bright yellow gown, whose beauty was otherworldly.

The woman slowly spoke, "Do you know where Huangfuchuan is?"

This woman dared to address the emperor by his given name! The eunuch was utterly shocked.

But then I thought, in this palace, besides the emperor, the only one who can wear bright yellow is that person, so it's normal to call the emperor by his name.

"Reporting to the Imperial Preceptor, today is the Empress Dowager's birthday. A banquet has been held for all the ministers and their families. His Majesty is attending the Empress Dowager's birthday banquet," the eunuch replied respectfully.

"Imperial Advisor? How did I become Imperial Advisor? Never mind, I can't be bothered with these details. Take me to find Huangfuchuan," Ruoshui said.

"Your Majesty, this way please." With that, the eunuch began to lead the way.

After walking for a while, before they even reached the banquet venue, Ruoshui heard lively sounds.

When Ruoshui arrived, all the ministers and their families had already been seated for some time.

Seeing that no one at the banquet had noticed Ruoshui's arrival, the eunuch called out, "Grand Preceptor Dao!"

As soon as the voice fell, everyone turned to look at Ruoshui.

All the onlookers saw was a woman walking with elegant steps, exuding both nobility and a touch of grace, truly possessing the air of an immortal.

The woman was extremely beautiful, and everyone couldn't help but exclaim, "Is this the legendary fairy? No wonder she's so beautiful!"

The emperor was surprised by Ruoshui's sudden appearance, but he immediately stood up from his seat to greet her.

"I didn't expect the Imperial Advisor to have time to come. I'm so sorry for not welcoming you properly. Someone, quickly, give the Imperial Advisor a seat," Huangfuchuan said.

"Oh, no need for that. I'll just sit here. Why be so polite?"

After saying this, Ruoshui walked straight to the spot where the emperor had been sitting and sat down.

Huangfuchuan: Polite my ass! That's my seat, you know!

The emperor was trembling with anger, but he still had to greet Ruoshui with a smile and say, "Very well, the Imperial Advisor should sit in the main seat."

After saying this, Huangfuchuan summoned a palace servant to bring him a seat.

Unfortunately, Huangfuchuan over-packaged Ruoshui, which has led to Ruoshui's current high popularity among the people.

If the emperor didn't want to be criticized by the people, he had no choice but to worship Ruoshui.

"Hmm, not bad, Your Majesty, you are quite a good person," Ruoshui nodded affirmatively.

"You flatter me, Imperial Advisor," the emperor said evasively.

"Since Your Majesty is such a good person, and I happen to be in a good mood today, come, Your Majesty, I will bestow a blessing upon you today."

Ruoshui leaned lazily against the dragon throne, resting her chin on one hand, and beckoned to the emperor with the other.

Although the emperor didn't know what Ruoshui was up to, he still went over as instructed and stood respectfully in front of her.

Ruoshui stood up from her seat and said to the emperor, "Are you ready? This fairy is about to bestow a blessing upon you."

"I am ready..."

"Snapped"

Before the emperor could finish speaking, Ruoshui slapped him across the face, leaving him completely stunned.

Everyone: Ouch! Good heavens! It looks painful.

"You, Imperial Advisor..."

"Snapped"

Ruoshui slapped the emperor on the other side of his face again.

Ruoshui slapped the emperor with a fan wielding spiritual power, and the emperor's face swelled up at a visible speed.

Seeing that Ruoshui was about to slap him again, the emperor instinctively tried to dodge.

"Your Majesty, don't move. This fairy is bestowing blessings upon you," Ruoshui said.

The emperor looked around and saw that everyone was looking at him with serious expressions, as if they were really going through some grand ceremony.

If the emperor has now dodged Ruoshui's slap, all his previous efforts will have been in vain.

The emperor gritted his teeth and stamped his foot, deciding to go all in!

The emperor endured several more slaps from Ruoshui, his face swollen beyond recognition, one of his teeth knocked out, and blood trickling from the corner of his mouth.

"Your Majesty, how are you? Are you happy after being blessed by this fairy?" Ruoshui looked at the emperor teasingly.

Emperor: Happy? Happy my ass! You're going to slap my face until it's ruined!

The emperor was almost in tears, but he still forced a smile and said, "Ha, ha, so happy, so happy! I'm so happy right now, I've never been this happy in my life."

The emperor's face was so swollen that he could barely speak, but he still stubbornly continued to hold on.

"I am so happy. Ever since the fairy blessed me, my legs are no longer numb, my shoulders are no longer sore, and even my usually aching back is better."

"I am in great health now. I can walk through five or six palaces in one go without any trouble. Haha, haha."

"The fairy's magic is indeed unchanged. Please, fairy, bestow blessings upon me in the future," the emperor said.

Emperor: I'll finish telling the lie I made, even if I'm crying!

"What, you want more? Okay, I'll grant your wish. Who told this fairy to be so easy to talk to?"

After saying that, Ruoshui slapped the emperor a few more times, the sound of the slaps was so crisp.

Emperor: I was just kidding, you bastard!

The emperor shouted, "So happy, so happy!" as he was being beaten.

The eunuch beside the emperor: Huh? Why is the emperor crying? Is he so happy to receive a blessing from a fairy that he's crying tears of joy?

The emperor had already been enduring so many blows from Ruoshui, but when Ruoshui struck him a few more times, he was knocked unconscious.

Before fainting, he didn't forget to shout, "I'm so happy!"

The emperor's face is now so swollen that he is unrecognizable and probably even his own mother, the Empress Dowager, wouldn't recognize him.

Everyone: Are you really that happy?! You're so happy you've almost fainted!