The Strongest Female Cannon Fodder in Quick Transmigration

Upon hearing the news that Ruoshui had resisted arrest, the emperor unleashed a tantrum inside the house.

"What kind of work are you doing? You can't even arrest a woman!" the emperor said to the official from the Ministry of Justice who came to report.

Ministry of Justice: Brother, is she an ordinary woman? You make it sound so easy. If you're so capable, go and try it yourself.

The officials from the Ministry of Justice knelt respectfully on the ground, saying, "Your Majesty, it is not that we are incompetent, but rather..."

"What is it? Tell me, does she possess magical powers?" the emperor interrupted angrily.

Ministry of Justice: I'm sorry, but she really does know magic.

"Your Majesty, it is truly Her Majesty the Empress's skill that is so extraordinary; we are no match for her," the official from the Ministry of Justice reported truthfully.

"I refuse to believe that, no matter how powerful she is, she can be so powerful that she reaches the highest heavens."

Ruoshui: I'm sorry to disappoint you, my friend, I really can fly.

"Someone, prepare a carriage for me. I am going to the Empress's palace in person," the Emperor said with a wave of his sleeve.

The emperor was so angry that he decided to go to the empress's palace in person.

"Proceed to the Empress's Palace!" the eunuch ordered in a shrill voice.

So the palace servants prepared a sedan chair. On the way, Huangfuchuan thought to himself that he would definitely make Ruoshui pay.

Soon, the emperor and his entourage arrived at the gate of the empress's palace.

The chief eunuch announced in a shrill voice, "The Emperor has arrived!"

This time, the emperor came in person, and the people in the empress's palace knelt down to greet him respectfully. However, the empress still did not come.

"She dares not come out to greet me when I personally arrive; this Ji family is truly audacious."

After saying this, the emperor strode towards the main hall in the empress's palace.

Two palace maids stood at the entrance of the main hall. Upon seeing that the person who had arrived was the emperor, they quickly knelt down.

Seeing that the main hall doors were closed, the head eunuch tactfully called out, "His Majesty has arrived!"

But there was no response from inside; the door was locked from the inside.

Ruoshui had previously dismissed all the palace servants from the main hall, and since she was playing games, she was too lazy to care about anything else.

So the emperor of a nation was turned away at the door, and no one came to open it for him.

Birds flew overhead, their calls sounding exceptionally clear in the quiet atmosphere.

"Very well, very well. How dare she turn me away! I will tear her apart with five horses!" the emperor said viciously.

Chief Eunuch: Give me a break! If you could tear her apart with five horses, my penis would grow back.

Seeing that the emperor was extremely angry, the chief eunuch was afraid that if this continued, he would anger everyone, so he raised his voice and shouted several times, "The emperor has arrived."

At that moment, a clear, crisp female voice finally rang out from inside the hall.

"It's so noisy outside. If you're here, just say so. Why shout it so many times?"

"Why does she have to let everyone know she's here? What's wrong with her?" Ruoshui's voice carried a hint of impatience.

Everyone: This is the Emperor! This world is crazy, Mom, I want to go home!

Your Majesty: You're the one who's sick, your whole family is sick, your ancestors for 18,000 generations have all been sick!

Ruoshui slowly opened the door, and everyone saw a woman wearing a bright yellow phoenix robe leaning against the door frame.

Lazy yet beautiful, the woman yawned indifferently and said impatiently to the crowd:

"Tell me, what do you want from me?"

Seeing that Ruoshui not only didn't bow to him but also didn't even want to look at him, the Emperor's anger flared up, and he shouted:

"How dare you! Why don't you kneel before me?"

"Hey buddy, let's talk this out. Why are you suddenly raising your voice? You're scaring people, I'm telling you."

"Even if it doesn't scare people, it's not good to scare the flowers and plants," Ruoshui said.

Everyone: Huh? Excuse me? Flowers and plants can be startled? Don't try to fool me, I'm not well-educated.

Emperor: Horror! Horror my ass! I, the Emperor, can make anyone kneel as I please! Who dares disobey? When have I ever suffered such humiliation!

"I will ask you one more time, why do you not kneel before me?" the emperor said.

"I, Ruoshui, have only ever knelt to heaven, earth, and my parents," Ruoshui said earnestly.

Crowd: What integrity! What simplicity and sincerity! Daring to resist and fight, truly a good example for the people!

The emperor said, "I am the Son of Heaven, the provider of food and clothing for the people. If you only kneel to Heaven, Earth, and your parents, you should kneel to me. Kneel down before me now."

Ruoshui remained expressionless, gently stroking her chin as if deep in thought:

"Hmm... so this reason won't work after all. I've seen everyone else say the same thing. Okay, I admit it, I just don't want to kneel."

"So what? I won't kneel! What can you do about it, you piece of trash!"

Everyone: Where's your integrity! Where's your moral character! Where's your dignity! Are you so lazy that you can't even be bothered to lie anymore?!

I've never seen such a shameless person! I must have been blind to praise her just now, she's so arrogant! Absolutely arrogant! I really want to hit her, what should I do?

The emperor, enraged and breathless, roared, "Guards! Seize the Empress! I want her to be torn apart by five horses! Torn apart by five horses! She must be torn apart by five horses!"

Seeing that the emperor was about to faint from anger, the chief eunuch quickly helped him up.

Upon receiving the emperor's order, the guards who had accompanied him immediately drew their swords and rushed towards Ruoshui.

But the outcome was predictable; in less than three seconds, everyone present collapsed.

Ruoshui looked down at everyone and said, "Really, you all have to force this fairy to take action."

Ruoshui walked up to the emperor and looked at him: "Young man, you're very arrogant. You want to tear me apart with five horses? Give me a reason not to hit you."

"Ji Ruoshui, I am the Son of Heaven, the Emperor! How dare you treat me like this? I will not let you get away with this!" The Emperor endured the excruciating pain in his head.

He lay on the ground, his head throbbing so badly he couldn't get up. For the first time, he, the supreme ruler, truly felt what humiliation meant.

The woman looked down at her, her eyes deep and unfathomable, like a clear spring within them, and her lips parted slightly:

"Sorry, that reason doesn't hold water. Why are all of you like this? You won't even take a chance when we give you one."

The voice was clear and melodious, like the tinkling of a spring or the soft sound of stringed instruments. As soon as the woman finished speaking, Huangfuchuan felt a sharp pain all over his body.

This woman really dared to hit him! I'm not kidding!

Ruoshui beat up the emperor, muttering as she did so: "You stud, you're such a womanizer ...

The emperor was beaten so badly by Ruoshui that he was covered in bruises and his face was swollen like a pig's head.

The emperor felt that if things continued like this, he might really be beaten to death, so he quickly spoke up:

“I know that I am usually busy with state affairs and have neglected you, so you resent me, but that does not mean that I do not care about you.”

"The moment I saw you, I fell in love with you and vowed to love only you for the rest of my life."

The emperor wanted to do what he always did: say a few sweet words to coax Ruoshui, just like he always had.

No matter how much trouble the original owner caused, as long as the emperor said a few sweet words to coax her, the original owner would foolishly give everything for the emperor.

However, this tactic didn't work on Ruoshui. Ruoshui really didn't have even the slightest interest in this horse-riding man.

Especially since he said these things while having a face swollen like a pig.

After the emperor finished speaking, he saw that Ruoshui stopped hitting her after hearing his words.

He thought to himself: Ha, as expected, this stupid woman is still so foolish. I just say a few sweet words to coax her and she falls head over heels in love with me.

The emperor was indulging in his narcissism when he saw Ruoshui leaning against the door frame, pretending to vomit: "Ugh~, sorry, what you said makes me feel a little nauseous."

The emperor continued, "I know you still blame me, I..."

"Ugh~".

Before Huangfuchuan could finish speaking, Ruoshui vomited again.

"I……"

"Ugh~"

Emperor: Let me finish what I have to say! Screw you, I'm not saying anything more, I'm not saying anything more, just kill me.

Ruoshui gave the emperor a severe beating, only stopping when she was exhausted. She then addressed the emperor:

"Don't bother me unless it's absolutely necessary, you hear me? Otherwise, I'll beat you every time you come."

After saying that, Ruoshui turned around gracefully, slammed the door shut, and went back to her room to play her game.

After Ruoshui left, everyone rushed to see the half-dead emperor, shaking his face and shouting as they looked at his swollen, pig-like face:

"Your Majesty, what's wrong? Your Majesty, are you alright?"

Emperor: "Nothing's wrong, my ass! Do I look like I'm alright? Stop shaking me!"

"Help...help me back to the palace," the emperor said, his voice muffled.

"Your Majesty, hang in there, it's alright, we will definitely get through this, we definitely will."

"Keep it down outside, is that some kind of funeral?" Ruoshui said when she heard the commotion outside.

When Ruoshui spoke, although her voice was calm and even, it startled everyone outside, who feared that Ruoshui would come out and beat up the emperor again.

So the palace servants lowered their voices to the whispers of mosquitoes, their voices as soft as if they were thieves: "Your Majesty, let's go..."

Then he covered his mouth and whispered, "Let's go."

So the crowd carried the half-dead emperor away as if fleeing, looking as if a demon was chasing them.

Everyone: She's scarier than a demon!