The Strongest Female Cannon Fodder in Quick Transmigration

After being beaten by Ruoshui, Li Qiuyue aged considerably, whether due to the backlash or something else.

His fair skin was covered with wrinkles and black spots, and his hair had turned from gray to silver.

Even hitting Ruoshui felt like bullying an elderly person.

After driving Li Qiuyue away, she returned to the Empress's palace and ordered the palace servants to change the original quilts and bedding before Ruoshui felt at ease to stay there.

Back in the Empress's palace, Ruoshui started playing on her phone again.

Anyway, her father was in charge of the rebellion, so Ruoshui didn't need to get involved at all. Even if she wanted to, she couldn't.

One day, Ruoshui was playing games in her palace, having a great time, when a palace servant came to report:

"Your Excellency, the Emperor has summoned you to the morning court session."

"What morning court? I'm not going," Ruo said indifferently.

Palace maid: That's the morning court session! Do you have to be so reckless?!

The system said, "Master, have you had enough of this world? If you have, hurry up and do some missions. Once you've finished the missions, we can leave."

"I haven't had enough of this world without me. It's so wonderful. People call me 'fairy' every day," Ruoshui replied.

Although she said that, Ruoshui still put down her phone and said, "Why not take advantage of a chance to show off?"

When Ruoshui arrived at the main hall for the morning court session, a group of old men were still having a heated discussion, with one impeaching another and the other impeaching this one.

Just then, a woman dressed in white suddenly walked in through the entrance of the main hall.

The woman was dressed in white, as white as snow, without a single stain, so clean that she seemed unlike anything else in this world.

With her phoenix eyes slightly narrowed, a slight smile playing on her lips, and her hands casually placed behind her head, she hummed an unknown tune, ignoring the bustling crowd as she gracefully walked into the main hall.

The woman walked with light steps, and the hustle and bustle of the world could not stir the slightest ripple in her heart.

Everyone just stared at her silently, forgetting their argument for a moment.

On both sides stood ministers dressed in official robes of various colors, and the woman walked in the middle as if she were being welcomed by the crowd.

She took slow, deliberate steps, like a returning queen, slowly ascending to her throne.

For a moment, everyone forgot to ask why this person had suddenly barged into the main hall.

Everyone couldn't help but glance at the dragon throne. In that instant, they felt that such a person deserved the central position.

The emperor was sitting on his dragon throne, and in his arms was an old woman with white hair, who was none other than Li Qiuyue.

"System, Qiuyue is so old here, why does the emperor still like her so much?" Ruoshui asked.

"Master, you damaged her slender waist before, but her pitiful and lovable aura is still there," the system replied.

"This emperor has such a heavy palate, I'm impressed he can actually eat this," Ruoshui said.

Everyone heard the woman speak slowly, her voice clear and pleasant:

"My God, Your Majesty, I was lying when I said you wouldn't even spare an eighty-year-old woman. Don't give up on yourself like this!" Ruoshui said.

Li Qiuyue: You're only an eighty-year-old lady, your whole family are eighty-year-old ladies.

Emperor: You're the one who's given up on yourself.

When Li Qiuyue heard Ruoshui say that she was an eighty-year-old woman, she was initially furious.

But she quickly composed herself and spoke to the emperor in her aged voice:

"Your Majesty, I know I am not worthy of you, but my love for you is unmatched by anyone else."

After saying that, she leaned shyly into the emperor's arms, but with her aged face and withered body, the scene was truly an eyesore.

But the emperor seemed unable to see Li Qiuyue's face clearly, and gently put his hand around her waist, saying to her:

"What are you saying, my beloved concubine? You are so beautiful and pitiful, it's just that they don't know how to appreciate your beauty. You are the most beautiful woman in the world."

Everyone: We really don't know how to appreciate her beauty, and we don't want to. The most beautiful woman? More like the most beautiful gorilla! Don't lie through your teeth!

Although Li Qiuyue's aura of being "lovable" and "charming" still exists, it seems to only work on the emperor now.

So the emperor is now completely infatuated with Li Qiuyue, as if he were under a spell.

Li Qiuyue and the emperor were now ignoring the stares of others and gazing deeply into each other's eyes.

Li Qiuyue: "Your Majesty~".

Emperor: "My beloved concubine~".

"Ugh~".

Just then, a sound of vomiting suddenly rang out in the hall.

Everyone couldn't help but exclaim, "Who the hell is this? How can she be so inconsiderate of the occasion? All I want to say to her is, 'Well done!'"

Li Qiuyue and the emperor stopped being affectionate and turned to look at Ruoshui.

Seeing this, Ruoshui waved her hand sheepishly, "Um... I'm sorry everyone, I couldn't help it, it's too disgusting."

Crowd: What a hero! He said what I dared not say.

After Ruoshui finished speaking, everyone in the hall could no longer hold back and suddenly burst into laughter.

"Shut up, stop laughing, all of you shut up!" Li Qiuyue said in her aged voice, her face weathered by time.

But at this moment in the main hall, everyone was laughing so hard they were unrecognizable, completely ignoring Li Qiuyue.

Upon seeing this, Li Qiuyue turned to the Emperor and said, "Your Majesty, they are mocking me. I will behead them all."

"Very well, as my beloved consort wishes, as my beloved consort wishes," the emperor then turned his head, waved his sleeve, and called out to the guards outside the hall:

"Guards! Take everyone here away and behead them!"

As soon as the emperor uttered those words, the laughter in the hall abruptly ceased, as if a switch had been flipped.

Everyone stared silently at the emperor, while someone else stepped forward and shouted at him:

"Absurd, utterly absurd! To kill all the civil and military officials of the court for the sake of an eighty-year-old woman."

"A bewitching concubine is causing chaos in the harem; the world is about to descend into turmoil."

Someone passionately addressed the emperor, saying, "Your Majesty, do you know what enabled you to reach this position? It was the support of all the civil and military officials in the court."

"I urge Your Majesty to reconsider."

"Your Majesty, please reconsider."

Immediately, all the civil and military officials in the court said in unison, "Please, Your Majesty, reconsider."

Just as the emperor was about to say something, Li Qiuyue snuggled into his arms and cried out, "Your Majesty, I want them to die. This world belongs to Your Majesty, and Your Majesty can make whomever you want die."

After hearing Li Qiuyue's words, the emperor became even more confident and continued, "Someone come here."

The guards waiting outside the palace entered as instructed, and the emperor ordered: "Take all the ministers present away and behead them all."

"Your Majesty, are you serious?" the guard asked.

The emperor replied, "I am the Son of Heaven, and my word is law. Of course I am serious."

Guard: Seriously my ass! There are at least several hundred civil and military officials present. How are we, a few guards, supposed to take them all away? Are you crazy?!