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Chapter 6 ruined the goddess
The drops in "God King" are very stingy.
Because those who seek to reap the rewards without sowing are often despised by the gods, especially Ornn, the "God of Forging".
The seventeen witch-like straw men only yielded twenty-three copper horns, a small amount of grass materials, and a very small amount of E-grade equipment.
"Filthy Straw Sandals" (Shoes) (Grade E): Agility +2, Defense +2, Required Class: Assassin, Mage, Holy Light, Required Level: 1.
"Ring of the Haunted Grass" (Accessory/Ring) (Grade E): Strength +1, Stamina +1, Required Class: None, Required Level: 1.
"Filthy Grass Armor" (Chest Guard) (E Grade): Stamina +2, Defense +5, Required Class: Assassin, Mage, Holy Light, Required Level: 1
"Filthy Grass Skirt" (Leggings) (Grade E): Stamina +1, Defense +3, Required Class: Assassin, Mage, Holy Light, Required Level: 1.
……
Jun Quxie selected a pair of straw sandals and a grass ring, and distributed the rest of the grass armor, grass skirt, and grass materials to the deity Yuge.
"I won't give you the copper horns; I need them urgently. Do you have any objections to this allocation?"
Seeing that Jun Quxie was ready to kick him out at the slightest disagreement, Shenqi Yuge had no reason to object.
She still wants to learn from the master.
"No objection, no objection. Actually, I already feel guilty about taking these things."
Feeling guilty?
What a nice guy!
Jun Quxie hesitated for two seconds: "Since you feel guilty, then take off your grass armor and grass skirt and give them back to me. That will make you feel better."
"this......"
The goddess Yuge stared wide-eyed in disbelief.
What would a normal man say?
I'll just say I'm being polite!
"Master, you must not have a girlfriend, right?"
"So what if I have it, and so what if I don't?"
Jun Quxie frowned: "Woman, don't try to change the subject."
The Divine Fisherman's Song: "..."
She was 99% certain that Jun Quxie absolutely did not have a girlfriend.
Leaving one percent is to give Jun Quxie face; in reality, it could be said to be one hundred percent.
How can a man with a girlfriend talk to a beautiful woman so awkwardly?
Unbelievable, unimaginable.
The deity, Yuge, said defiantly, "Fine, I'll take it off then."
She thought to herself, "If I take it off, would you dare wear it?!"
That's a grass skirt!
The Gods' Fisherman's Song miscalculated.
Or rather, Jun Quxie never let her calculate correctly.
"You have equipped the Filthy Grass Skirt. Stamina +1, Defense +3"
"You have equipped the Filthy Grass Armor, Stamina +2, Defense +5"
"Defense and health have increased slightly, better than nothing, not bad."
The Divine Fisherman's Song: "..."
Are defense and health the key factors?!
Is that the important point?!
Ahhhhh! !
Hey, police! There's a pervert here who likes to wear grass skirts!
Jun Qu Xiecai ignored the maddened gaze of the gods and fishermen.
Saying you feel guilty when you clearly want it is just a case of saying one thing but meaning another.
This is the true face of a woman!
"Let's continue, today's upgrade task is very heavy."
"Oh."
The Divine Fisherman's Song followed slowly behind Jun Quxie.
After Jun Quxie leveled up to level one, his attack power and attack methods underwent a qualitative improvement. Shenqi Yuge, once a seasoned pro player, was completely reduced to a character who waved his hands and shouted "666".
She did have a chance to attack, but before she could even exert her strength, the witch-like straw man had already fallen.
The only system message the Divine Fisherman's Song received was "You have gained 3 experience points".
......
While watching Jun Quxie's solo performance, Shenqi Yuge received a private message from her best friend Xiao Tuantuan.
Even though the two people live in different towns, they can add each other as friends using their IDs.
Little Tuantuan: "Sister Yuge, is this you?"
That was a photo of Jun Quxie and Shenqi Yuge leaving the city together.
It seems that a paparazzi took these photos while they were leaving the city.
The Divine Fisherman's Song: "Where did you see that?"
Xiao Tuantuan: "God King Forum. There's an article in the entertainment section called 'A stunningly beautiful assassin takes a male assassin out of the city for a wild battle; I wonder if they can withstand the intense impact.'"
Holy crap, the title of this article is so suggestive!
The Godly Fisherman was furious: "These unscrupulous self-media outlets, don't let me catch them!!!"
Little Tuantuan: "You scared me! I knew it! How could the cold-faced Rakshasa Yuge sister be so addicted to drugs and lose her mind? Two assassins going out of the city to fight monsters is practically courting death."
Shenqi Yuge was silent for two seconds, then gave a silent, awkward laugh: "I did lose my mind. But this person is really strong, incredibly strong, ridiculously strong, but he's a bit of a psychopath. You know what? He was even wearing a short grass skirt."
Little Tuantuan: "......"
Ultimately, the cold-faced Rakshasa Fisherwoman still succumbed to temptation.
"This is a photo I took secretly, take a look."
The first thing that caught Xiao Tuantuan's eye was a photo of an incredibly alluring, muscular man—his sexy buttocks, his seductive grass skirt, and his unbeatable, divine face...
Slurp!
"Good sister, take more pictures, I like this kind of perverted stuff."
The God's Fisherman's Song: "..."
......
"Your team has killed a witch-like straw doll."
You have gained 3 experience points.
......
"Your team has killed a witch-like straw doll."
You have gained 3 experience points.
......
"System: You have killed 50 Witch-Slaying Grass Men."
"System: You have obtained the title 'Grass-Gathering Master 2'."
"Grass Blast Master 2 (Stubborn Bronze) (Unredeemed): When equipped, the chance of the Witch's Grass Man going berserk increases by 10%, and magic damage decreases by 5%."
"System: You have gained 1 point of Glory."
......
"Hint: You have enough stored experience points to level up to level 2."
"You are free to choose whether or not to upgrade."
Jun Quxie once again chose to upgrade immediately, and as usual, he added all five free attribute points to Strength.
After doing all that, Jun Quxie turned to look at the mascot and found her grinning foolishly, with a hint of lewdness in her smile.
"This... has I ruined the future goddess?"
"If that's the case, then I'm guilty of a terrible crime."
Click!
Suddenly, a camera shutter sounded.
Shenqi Yuge was dumbfounded; she had forgotten about the system's photo-taking function.
Jun Quxie's battle was over, and it was no longer a time for her to take pictures without being discovered.
Jun Quxie was dumbfounded. It turned out that the mascot had been secretly taking pictures of him. Unforgivable.
"Woman, you're playing with fire!!"
"Master, I was wrong. Please, don't kick me."
The deity Yuge clasped his hands together and kept begging for mercy.
As Jun Quxie drew closer, the pressure she felt grew stronger and stronger, an overwhelming force.
"Show me the photos."
The God King system comes with built-in shooting, recording, and live streaming functions. Players can upload their treasured photos or videos to their accounts through the forum and view them at any time after logging off.
Therefore, the photos taken by the deity Yuge must have been preserved.
"I can show you, but after you watch it, you're not allowed to curse me, you're not allowed to curse my friends, you're not allowed to call me lewd, and you're absolutely not allowed to kick me out."
Jun Quxie's forehead veins were throbbing. What on earth did you film?!
It wasn't until Jun Quxie finished reading the chat history between Shenqi Yuge and Xiao Tuantuan that things changed.
"Come on, we're almost at our destination."
Jun Quxie's voice lowered by three degrees, his gloomy tone suppressing a raging fire.
He really wanted to point at the head of the deity Yuge and ask, "What do you mean by 'pole dancing is definitely good-looking'?!"
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