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Chapter 16 The Despicable Egg

It was almost 8 o'clock when I logged off.

Jun Qu Xie Shen emerged from the nutrient tank with a radiant smile and entered the hall, where he saw a cute little girl with a very delicate ponytail eating her breakfast.

"Hmph, you bad brother."

What's wrong with me?

Jun Qu was stunned. Wasn't this a fabricated charge?!

"I added you as a friend in the game, but you can't be found. You're the cutest person in the universe, what's wrong? Changed your ID?"

"uh-huh."

Jun Yulin smiled mischievously: "The priestess said that the ID is very, very important. She also said that 'Universe Invincible Cutie' is too cliché and suggested that I change my name."

"After thinking about it, I realized it was a bit cliché, so I changed my ID to 'Riding the Wind and Laughing.'"

"Then I tried to add you as a friend, but you had set it to not allow strangers to add you. Am I a stranger?"

After saying that, Jun Yulin pouted and continued to complain, "Brother, I watched your live stream yesterday, you're so mean. I was praising you and you did something bad. My sisters all call you a despicable bastard."

Jun Quxie almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

What the hell is this "despicable egg"?!

Not angry, not angry.

It's all Feng Wuhen's fault, I'll remember that.

"Don't listen to other people's nonsense. I'll add you as a friend when I go online tonight. I'm going to brush my teeth first, then I'll take you to school."

Jun Qu was brushing his teeth when he suddenly remembered the strangeness in Jun Yulin's words. He quickly rinsed his mouth and went to the hall.

"Xiaoyu, you just said that the guiding priest suggested you change your ID. Isn't the guiding priest a robot? Why would she make such a suggestion?"

"Huh? A robot? It doesn't look like one."

Jun Yulin was somewhat puzzled.

"I chatted with the priestess for a long time, and she even suggested that I play the Ranger. She said that if I played the Ranger, she would give me the Chosen One. I originally wanted to play the Mage, but when I thought about the Chosen One, I immediately chose the Ranger."

Damn it! ! !

Chosen Ranger!!

Everything has changed.

In his previous life, Jun Yulin chose to be a mage, and later became a specialization as an ice mage among elemental mages.

Unexpectedly, this time I chose the Ranger on the advice of the guiding priest.

"Could it be that a deity has intervened?"

God has always existed.

The radiance of the gods shines upon dozens of planes.

Moreover, God has countless deities walking among Him to spread His glory.

These deities have their own set of rules for conduct.

However, I never heard of them getting involved in "God King" in my past life.

They have been selecting soldiers like breeding poisonous insects, preparing for war.

Of course, it's also possible that they didn't know it.

There is no use thinking too much.

Jun Quxie was well aware that with his current strength, it would be difficult to communicate with those gods. Only after becoming "transcendent" would there be a sliver of hope.

"Perhaps the priest thinks highly of you. Work hard to level up, and don't get distracted by playing around, okay?"

"I wasn't playing around, I'm already level three. My sister said my level is already very, very high."

"And who is the older sister?"

Jun Quxie felt a sense of loss of control, and as someone who was obsessed with his sister, this feeling made him very uncomfortable.

Jun Yulin's eyes suddenly lit up: "Sister is so beautiful, brother, can you go after her? I want her to be my sister-in-law."

Jun Quxie: "???"

Little girl, you're being a bit dramatic!

"Her name is Feng Liuli, brother. You're a freelance gamer, do you know her?"

"I don't know it, I've never heard of it, and I'm not interested."

Jun Quxie unleashed a ruthless three-hit combo.

"Eat quickly, then you can go to class."

“I know!!”

Jun Yulin was reluctantly pushed out of the house by Jun Quxie, then got on Jun Quxie's red electric scooter and ran towards the school.

On the way, Jun Yulin persisted: "Brother, when you get home, search for Feng Liuli. She's so beautiful. Why don't you consider it?"

"If you can't build a career, how can you have a home?"

Jun Yulin: "..."

......

After dropping Jun Yulin off at school, Jun Wuxie leisurely rode his electric scooter to a breakfast shop on the roadside, where he sat down with a group of elderly men and had breakfast.

During the meal, an old man looked at him and tentatively asked, "Should I hit his balls?"

outrageous.

Jun Quxie quickly finished his breakfast and rushed home.

Virtual games don't affect sleep, so Jun Quxie is very energetic. Taking advantage of this free time, he can finally browse the forum.

His favorite thing to do used to be to battle with other players on the forum.

Later, as he rose in status, he became somewhat reserved, and life became less enjoyable.

The God King forum is divided into many sections, including live streaming, gossip, strategy guides, and more than a hundred others. Jun Quxie saw his name as soon as he logged in.

Whether it's Xintu's "kill order," Fengling Dingdang's self-defense video, some game analysts' analysis of his operations, or the "hit him in the tavern" and ways to make money.

All of these things are related to Jun Quxie.

"Somewhat boring."

Jun Quxie casually flipped through the posts, some of which were showing off, some were asking for advice, and some were beginner guides. In his eyes, they all seemed childish.

With a relentless drive to ruin people's lives, he left his mark on many posts...

"The Spider-Faced Troll, the boss of the Demonized Gray Dwarfs, is the easiest boss to defeat in the starting village. Males with high charisma can solo it."

"The tasks on the lord's manor notice board are all hidden tasks. Don't be greedy for small gains; think long-term."

"Federo at the apothecary loves money. If you give him enough money, he'll give you a C-grade weapon for free."

"A wandering knight should naturally focus on increasing strength, because only with strength can one shoot far and hard."

......

I took a nap until evening, and after preparing dinner, I picked up Jun Yulin and brought him back.

Jun Quxie and Jun Yulin entered the game one after the other.

The first thing I did upon entering the game was to add "乘风嘻去" as a friend.

Jun Yulin approved it instantly.

Jun Quxie discovered that Jun Yulin had indeed reached level three; it seemed the little girl was really working hard.

Therefore, as the older brother, I need to work even harder.

"Don't get too close to Feng Liuli. Focus on leveling up. Once you reach level 10, we can reunite, and then your brother will take you flying."

Chengfengxiqu: "It's still uncertain who will take whom. Brother, aren't you really going to consider Sister Liuli?"

Jun Quxie paused for two seconds: "I like men. Don't worry about it."

Jun Quxie was chatting with Jun Yulin when suddenly a figure gradually appeared beside him.

It seemed to be a player who logged off here yesterday. Jun Quxie didn't pay much attention, but out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that the person looked somewhat familiar.

"Gan!!!"

"why you?"

Feng Wuhen gave an awkward laugh: "What a coincidence."

Before Jun Quxie could get rid of this troublemaker, he saw Feng Wuhen running away in a very disheveled state, clutching his backside.

After Feng Wuhen slipped away, he hid in an alley, clutching his chest with lingering fear: "That was close, that was close. If my sister hadn't told me that my idol likes men and is a big fan of fencing, I really would have liked to continue following him. What a pity..."

"Without my advice, I hope my idol can get back on the right path."

He then took out the notice he had taken down yesterday, which was an order to exterminate the spider-faced trolls that were entrenched in Moonstream Path.

"The Spider-Faced Troll is a boss, yet the lord's manor doesn't even give it a single copper horn. That's incredibly stingy!"

After complaining, Feng Wuhen opened the forum and started searching for information about the Spider-Faced Troll. The first thing he found was a strategy guide written by a user with the ID "Honest and Reliable Young Man".

"Male players with higher charm are easier to beat; one-on-one battles are recommended for higher returns."

Feng Wuhen was deep in thought. High charisma, male player—wasn't that describing himself?

"Done!!"

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