Quick Transmigration: Leisure

I am Qinghe.

She was His Majesty's personal maidservant since childhood, and also a rank-holding official in the Xia Dynasty. Of the seven sisters, she was the longest-lived, the most knowledgeable, and the most fond of gossiping.

I've finally reached retirement age, and I'm taking this opportunity while my memory is still good and I'm still clear-headed.

I'm going to publish a book to refute the "Unofficial History of the Amorous Selection of Concubines by Empress Wu Zetian of the Xia Dynasty" circulating in the capital!

This is simply alarmist!

Although the book describes it in great detail, it seems that the author knew the men and women around His Majesty very well, as if he were lying under the bed every day.

Even the person's name appeared!

However, upon closer inspection, much of the content still contains a greater degree of distortion of the facts.

to this end,

I must confess, although Your Majesty ranks first in my heart, my partner is Sister Zilu! (Yes, we live together! Every day is sweet, hehe~)

Keke, get back to business.

First, the unofficial history says that the empress was General Fu Yu, which is incorrect! The general looked at our master with nothing but admiration and respect in his eyes and heart. He seemed even more innocent than those around us.

Anyone who says that has obviously read too many stories about generals and princesses.

General Fu Yu always discusses serious matters whenever he meets with His Majesty.

Or they would spar on the polo field. Although their skills were dazzling, they were both driven by a burning desire for victory.

General Fu Yu was extremely stubborn, and he wouldn't give up until his master had thoroughly explained all the tactics.

The two only got into play mode after playing polo.

previously,

I'm really afraid that one side will collapse in front of the goal.

Secondly, the description in unofficial histories that Lord Huo Pan was a favored concubine is even more inaccurate! Lord Huo frequently entered the palace, purely acting as a messenger. This involves issues of industrial development and politics.

I don't really understand it.

Besides, Lord Huo already has a wife!

However, the two of them rarely appeared in public. If Lord Huo dared to have any other intentions, given his wife's temperament, this relationship would probably come to an end.

At that time, Lord Huo will have nowhere to cry, so I'm here to help clarify this!

Third, the unofficial history says, cough cough cough, that unspeakable ancestor was imprisoned by His Majesty. What about unrequited love, and all that coercion?

That's all nonsense!

That person has long since become a leisurely commoner, living a good life among ordinary people.

It is said that he also has a wealthy wife who feeds him well.

Fourth, according to unofficial histories, His Majesty once secretly held a banquet to select concubines.

this,

Actually, it was just a few bored elders who invited several young masters to the palace for a banquet, hoping to give His Majesty more opportunities to interact with them.

Elders often enjoy watching young people go on blind dates.

In reality, it was just a normal conversation. His Majesty talked about their respective professions and development throughout the conversation, without the slightest hint of ambiguity.

but,

They say some people get sent to bed at night.

in fact,

Not entirely correct.

Fifth, the unofficial history states that Fei Liangcai was the emperor's concubine, and that he even learned how to dress and take care of himself for the emperor's sake.

Even as they get older, they gradually regain their youth.

The longer it grows, the more monstrous it becomes.

Well, actually, it is indeed somewhat related to the fourth point.

I consulted Mr. Fei about this, and he said he wouldn't mind if I stated the facts. Therefore, I will clarify on behalf of Mr. Fei:

Young Master Fei is indeed fond of His Majesty.

Moreover, she has been striving to become His Majesty's partner.

Alas, it is true that he offered himself as a concubine, but His Majesty did not accept him.

He dragged someone to play Gomoku all night and even gave them a lecture.

But Young Master Fei simply wouldn't listen!

In my opinion, Mr. Fei is like... a damp, sinister snake. (I asked Ms. Wang about this, and she said he's dark, calculating, and hard to shake off; lurking, twisted, and morbidly persistent. I think she's absolutely right!)

But Young Master Fei didn't mind these words at all; in fact, he was quite forceful. It was the kind of fierce attack that comes after things have been said openly, and occasionally, His Majesty even had to go out to deliberately avoid Young Master Fei.

He often tells us that he never expected things to go this way!

How can a person grow crookedly and upwards at the same time!

However, there are actually people who are into this. It is said that a young lady paid a lot of money to Ms. Wang to write a book based on the two of them.

Later, the seven of us sisters didn't often keep watch at night.

Whether or not he stayed overnight is hard to say, but His Majesty and Young Master Fei have always had a good relationship and he is quite loyal.

Sixth, the unofficial history says it was treasonous, and that His Majesty liked the eunuch.

That's completely wrong!

Although the Xia Dynasty stopped castrating people, they were the last eunuchs.

But His Majesty does not have a lover in this regard.

It also mentions Bai Ji, who was merely acting on behalf of his master and reporting to the palace; one must not misunderstand Lord Bai's reputation.

It is said that he also has a proper family.

Seventh, according to unofficial histories, the seven of us sisters were there to warm His Majesty's bed.

That's stingy!

All of us sisters have gained the master's favor and can enjoy many high-quality resources in the areas we want to develop.

This is all thanks to His Majesty's kindness; we are truly grateful.

Unfortunately, the master didn't have this hobby.

From what I know, many of my sisters have quite a few ideas.

to this end,

Lord Lianmu, Lord Wang, and Lord Gu were all filled with jealousy and resentment. They were all determined to climb up to their master's side, and not only were their own efforts not enough, but some were also trying to push their daughters to the side of the second-generation master.

The harder you try, the more heartbreaking it becomes.

Eighth, according to unofficial histories, the second-generation young master was the emperor's biological child.

That's pure fabrication! I can reveal a little secret, though: His Majesty has someone with him.

But he definitely did not have an heir.

The second-generation masters were specially selected.

Although not much information has been made public, the ministers in the court know that the second generation is not a single person.

Everything is for the good of Xiamen's future.

Ninth, according to unofficial histories, His Majesty is a fairy who will never grow old.

This negates my true abilities!

In order to develop skills and to dress up His Majesty.

I have learned methods from many countries and ethnic groups, and honed my skincare skills to the extreme.

Your Majesty's good mindset, regular exercise, and healthy diet are what make you so energetic!

In the future, I will compile another booklet to introduce the principles of health preservation in detail.

Tenth, the unofficial history mentions His Majesty's background.

Actually, it's half right and half wrong.

All I can say is that His Majesty has parents who love her very much, and she is also very filial.

May everyone grow up surrounded by love!

in this way,

They will also develop the ability to love.

......

postscript

I am Qinghe.

I never expected this book to become so popular.

However, people didn't see the beautiful wishes; they only noticed the sentence about His Majesty having someone to accompany him.

to this end,

There were also some fights between men.

I would like to clarify this here, cough cough cough.

His Majesty has someone accompanying him, but it wasn't specified that it should be someone specific.

Over the years, as long as they don't exist simultaneously, changing to another person isn't illegal, right?

It's all a matter of mutual consent, nothing out of the ordinary.

the above,

Just take this as me making it up. I've already told the truth and I've been taught a lesson by Sister Zilu.

I'll continue to focus on writing health and wellness books.

in addition,

I recommend "The Complete Collection of Patterns for Empress's Clothing and Accessories" compiled by Sister Zilu.

Lanxiu's "The God of Football"

Hongxiao's "Me and My Empress".

thank!