Quick Transmigration: Leisure

Late post-apocalyptic period

In her spare time, she did some research on body-refining techniques, and someone even gave her a demonstration.

Now, taking on two opponents at once is no problem.

After several rounds of shouting outside, the nearby villagers gathered around and briefly described what had happened that morning to the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Xia Youmi was very leisurely.

It happened right at the moment Hu Xiaodan cursed, "The Tibetan man is feeling guilty, isn't he!" and then pushed the door forward forcefully as if venting her anger.

He swiftly pulled off the latch and dodged to the side.

"what--"

"boom!"

"laugh."

"Sister-in-law, what are you doing? It's not even the New Year yet and you're already performing such a grand ceremony!" Xia Youmi said sarcastically, leaning against a broom beside her.

"Oh dear!" Before she could scold her daughter-in-law any further, Old Lady Tao wanted to help her up from the ground.

But when he straightened up, he noticed that the third son's wife had bumped her nose and was bleeding, and was cursing and crying incoherently.

People were watching the commotion from a distance outside the door.

Some people even ran back, as if to deliver a message.

"I didn't lay a hand on you. You knocked on the door, so I opened it normally," Xia Youmi shouted loudly, afraid that the onlookers wouldn't hear her.

"Who told my sister-in-law to be so strong, throwing me so hard!"

"Waaaaah!" Hu Xiaodan cried out.

"What's wrong with you!" Old Lady Tao was about to say something fair when Xia Youmi interrupted her.

"Grandma Pu'er, is your sister-in-law trying to extort money from us two widows for medical expenses?" Xia Youmi jumped three feet high, picked up a broom and swept up some dust, then frantically checked her own door panel, turning it over and over, looking quite abnormal.

It was only then that Hu Xiaodan finally came to her senses.

She had knocked so hard that she could taste blood in her mouth, perhaps because she had lost all her teeth. Looking at the muddy, pebbly courtyard in front of her, she really didn't know how to blame the other person.

I could only pick up one of the stones that had bumped into her, and wave it around, looking at the neatly shaped pebble, to show that it was all your family's fault.

"Pah, pay up..."

"What? Pui! Don't spit in the yard, if you spit, please leave." Xia Youmi pretended to drag the person forward.

Upon closer inspection, hey!

The stone Hu Xiaodan was holding was exactly the same kind that Tao Pu usually collected from that pile. She quickly glanced at Tao Pu and saw that he was still digging in the soil, and the way he was doing it looked a bit like he was trying to sharpen an iron spoon.

Hopefully, it's just a conspiracy theory of hers.

Hu Xiaodan didn't want Xia Youmi to run into her, so she quickly used Tao Laotai's strength to get up. Then she leaned against another door, pointed at Xia Youmi's nose, and yelled at her in a very unpleasant way.

"Pay up! Waaah, you'll lose your job!" It took her several attempts to get it out.

Xia Youmi pretended not to understand at first.

Hu Xiaodan is really career-oriented.

Even if you have a cut on your forehead, a nosebleed, or even lost a tooth, and are in a sorry state.

However, she immediately wanted to use this incident to get Xia Youmi to compensate her for the lost job.

Her words revealed her true purpose for coming to her house.

They didn't even have time to use the excuse they had prepared to visit Tao Pu. There was a lot of chatter outside, and everyone was waiting to see if their family could sort things out.

This wasn't the first time someone had their eye on Widow Xia's job. Even a relative of a village official wanted to take her place.

In the end, it didn't work out.

This time, they're up against the notoriously wicked Hu sisters.

The widow Xia, who only knows how to act crazy and reckless, probably can't handle it.

Outsiders have no right to interfere in one's own affairs.

"What compensation? I'm doing a great job!" Xia Youmi said arrogantly.

"Alas—" A murmur arose from the crowd; this remark clearly hadn't struck a nerve with the villagers. Some quick-witted individuals were already exchanging insults in the air, while someone else lurked furtively behind the crowd.

"pay!"

"Get her a job!"

"It's Matchmaker Ma." The system brought up the scene in his mind. This person shouted in the chaos, and immediately squatted behind another person after shouting.

She didn't leave Xibian Village at all. She found a familiar family and took her to the village clinic, where they treated her swollen buttocks.

They had originally planned to find time to bring people to break down the door.

Then they heard their grandniece and her mother-in-law coming and making a fuss. The matchmaker was not far away and couldn't resist coming to watch the show.

Upon hearing the reason, they naturally had to speak up for Hu Xiaodan.

"Second son's wife, let's go inside first and talk behind closed doors, so that no one can laugh at us." Old Mrs. Tao didn't want to make a big fuss.

But the onlookers wouldn't allow it!

They even called over several other members of the Tao family from afar, including Tao Xiangcai, Tao Guo'er, and Tao's elder brother's wife and son.

They said Hu Xiaodan came to their door.

The two women were fighting fiercely, their heads covered in blood, and they were on the verge of death.

Go and uphold justice quickly!

The rumors grew increasingly outrageous, but no one bothered to inform the village chief and brigade leader; they just wanted to enjoy the spectacle a little longer.

They were all used to this conflict pattern of stirring up trouble but not actually starting it.

They felt that nothing serious would happen.

“Pu’er’s grandma, now it’s my sister-in-law who’s blocking the door.” Xia Youmi said, her words laced with sarcasm.

"you!"

Turning his head, he saw Hu Xiaodan and actually spat out a tooth.

At this point, she lost her nerve and stepped forward to pull her hair. Xia Youmi easily swept her off her feet with the end of a broom, without even using any force. To outsiders, it looked as if she had blocked the person in a moment of panic.

"Waaah! Ah!" Hu Xiaodan said fiercely, looking around and throwing the pebble in her hand at Xia Youmi.

Every year, she would issue warnings long before she even started.

Xia Youmi easily dodged it, and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Hu Xiaodan has gone mad!"

As he spoke, he ran towards the door.

She was prepared to drag the matchmaker into the fray; the lesson learned that morning was clearly not enough. Sure enough, Old Lady Tao couldn't stop Hu Xiaodan at all; instead, she was bumped in the chest and, leaning against the door, began to groan.

"You... don't break it!" Hu Xiaodan's teeth were loose, and her anger level rose a little with every word she spoke.

Xia Youmi deliberately ran towards Matchmaker Ma, using the system's precise location tracking. With Hu Xiaodan catching up and the onlookers making way, Matchmaker Ma had nowhere to hide.

Complete a high-difficulty move.

She pretended to be so scared that she fell down, half-lying on the ground. While the other person was catching up, she stretched out her foot and slid in at an odd angle.

The movement was concealed by the dust kicked up by the broom.

"Ah!"

"Ouch!"

All that could be heard was a chorus of two pig-like screams.

The matchmaker fell onto Hu Xiaodan, who used her strength to forcefully turn her around, pinning her down and causing the back of her head to slam heavily onto the ground.

Hu Xiaodan braced herself with her hands on the ground, causing them to bleed again.

Meanwhile, the dizzy and lightheaded matchmaker was being weighed down by her much stronger grandniece, causing her to feel short of breath, have a headache, and suffer further injuries to her buttocks.

"How could you be so careless?" Everyone around burst into laughter.

Even Xiao Taopu, holding an iron spoon, hid behind the door, his lips unconsciously curving into a smile.

"Hey, let me help you up, you old hag with bad legs." Xia Youmi prepared to pull the other woman up, not forgetting to hold the broom in one hand, ready to deliver a finishing blow at any moment.

"Hey! Everyone come and lend a hand, my sister-in-law won't get up."

"Wow! They're really heavy..." The crowd chattered as they lifted the two up. They shouldn't be able to argue for a while now, right? They should go check on their wounds.

But Hu Xiaodan was unwilling to accept it!