So satisfying! The Great Demon King wiped out everyone equally!
Chapter 70 The Cannon Fodder Second Sister Who Was Drained of Profits by Her Whole Family (8)
Suddenly, Zhou Cuilan thought of the hen in the yard. "Oh dear, you bastard, my chickens..." She was so anxious that she almost jumped out of bed, but the excruciating pain in her body immediately shut her up.
Zhou Dafu and Zhou Yaozu weren't much better off. All three of them had trembling legs, severe back pain, and shaking hands. There wasn't a single comfortable spot on their bodies.
Canglan wolfed down the roasted chicken, letting out a satisfied burp before roaring, "You bunch of lazybones! Those three pigs woke up earlier than you! Get to work!"
Zhou Dafu, Zhou Cuilan, and Zhou Yaozu finally came out slowly. When they saw the chicken bones all over the ground, their stomachs started rumbling. They wished they could lie down and lick the chicken bones again.
Seeing the three of them staring longingly at the chicken bones, Cang Lan rolled her eyes and suddenly stuffed a Gu worm into each of their mouths.
"what!"
The moment the Gu worm entered their mouths, the three men stared wide-eyed in horror. Before they could react, the worm slid down their throats and into their stomachs. Their faces turned deathly pale. "What is this? What kind of garbage did you feed us?"
Canglan chuckled, "Good stuff!" and kicked the three of them. Zhou Dafu quickly grabbed his hoe and went to work in the field, while Zhou Cuilan hurriedly went to the kitchen to prepare a meal, and Zhou Yaozu went to get chicken feed and poured it out in the corner of the yard.
Then, Canglan saw Zhou Yaoguang pretending to be unconscious on the ground. Just by looking at him, you really couldn't tell that he was faking it. His eyelids didn't twitch at all. Suddenly, a wicked smile appeared on Canglan's lips. She deliberately stepped on Zhou Yaoguang's hand.
Zhou Yaoguang let out a scream, and the next second, his eyes became blank and glazed over. He stammered, "Da Niu... Er Niu, are you Er Niu?" He looked exactly like a fool.
Canglan crossed his arms and watched his performance with great interest, then kicked Zhou Yaoguang into a pile of chicken droppings.
Zhou Yaoguang felt dizzy and disoriented. When he came to his senses, his face was covered in chicken droppings. A pungent stench hit him, making his stomach churn and almost causing him to vomit.
But he knew in his heart that a small act of impatience could ruin a big plan, so he forced himself to suppress his nausea, trembled as he reached out and grabbed a handful of chicken droppings, stuffed them into his mouth, and mumbled between chews, "Delicious...delicious, really delicious." Then he actually finished the whole pile of chicken droppings.
As Zhou Yaoguang ate, he cursed Zhou Erniu in his mind: You bitch! You bitch! I'll make you pay when I get the chance!
Cang Lan had observed his every move, and naturally noticed the fleeting ferocity in his eyes. She crossed her arms, looking down at Zhou Yaoguang, and said sarcastically, "Stupid now, huh? Perfect!"
Zhou Yaozu, standing to the side, stared in disbelief. Zhou Yaoguang was eating shit? He was eating shit? Chicken shit?
Cang Lan, who was watching the commotion from the sidelines, said, "Zhou Yaozu, go tell your classmate that your brother has gone mad, and neither of you will need to go to school anymore."
Upon hearing this, Zhou Yaozu, ignoring his pain, was so excited he almost jumped for joy. He dropped the chicken feeder and ran outside. Zhou Yaoguang was dumbfounded; from now on, no one would be competing with him anymore, and he would be the smartest one.
After Zhou Yaozu told his good friend in the village about it, he hummed a tuneless little tune and slowly walked to the field. He then shouted at the top of his lungs to Zhou Dafu, "Dad! Zhou Yaoguang has become a big idiot! He... he ate chicken poop!"
At that shout, the men sweating profusely in the fields and the women who had come to deliver food all stopped what they were doing and turned to look at Zhou Yaozu and Zhou Dafu. Zhou Dafu threw down his hoe and roared, "What nonsense are you spouting! How could your brother eat chicken droppings and become an idiot! Don't talk nonsense!"
Zhou Yaozu's eyes widened, his face full of indignation, and he jumped up and down, shouting, "What do you mean by eating indigestion! It's clearly eating chicken poop, a whole pile of chicken poop, Zhou Erniu...!"
Just as he uttered Zhou Erniu's name, Zhou Yaozu suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach. His face turned deathly pale, and he clutched his stomach, rolling on the ground and crying out, "Dad, my stomach hurts! My stomach hurts!"
Seeing this, Zhou Dafu panicked and quickly picked up Zhou Yaozu, running towards the village doctor's house. In Zhou Dafu's arms, Zhou Yaozu was in so much pain that he was sweating profusely and his face was getting paler and paler. He had been muttering something, but now he fainted from the pain.
Zhou Dafu rushed into the village doctor's house in a panic, asking the doctor to treat his son immediately. The village doctor frowned and after a long while said, "Your son is fine. Did your child eat something bad before?"
Reminded by this, Zhou Dafu suddenly remembered what Zhou Erniu had just made them eat, and exclaimed in horror, "Zhou Erniu, Zhou Erniu is possessed!" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Dafu's stomach suddenly started to hurt, and he rolled around on the ground. The screams of the Zhou father and son could be heard from outside the door.
Soon, the village's "informants"—those gossipy women—began to get to work.
"Oh my god! That Yaoguang from the Zhou family, he insisted on eating chicken droppings, and now look what's happened, he's become an idiot!"
"That's right! What were you thinking? How did you end up eating chicken poop?"
"That's right! I heard that Zhou Dafu and his second son ate something and they keep complaining of stomach aches. Even the village doctor Zhou can't figure out what's wrong. The eldest son is so smart, how could he have eaten chicken droppings? Oh my god, could the Zhou family be possessed by some evil spirit? What are we going to do!"
The village was suddenly bustling with excitement. Zhou Yaoguang eating chicken droppings and the Zhou family being possessed by evil spirits became the most sensational event in the village.
The screen turned,
Cang Lan slowly picked up the shovel beside him, picked out the fresh parts from the pile of chicken droppings, gestured a few times, then precisely scooped up a spoonful and enthusiastically held the spoon to Zhou Yaoguang's mouth.
"Yaoguang, is this steamed egg custard delicious?" Canglan's voice was teasing, and his eyes were full of provocation.
Zhou Yaoguang looked at the disgusting thing so close to him, and his stomach churned. A look of fear flashed in his eyes. He regretted pretending to be stupid, but he had already eaten it, so he didn't care how much more he ate. He suppressed his nausea and tried his best to maintain his foolish appearance.
"Ah~"
Canglan pushed the spoon forward a little.
Zhou Yaoguang clenched his fists tightly at his side. Looking at the chicken droppings that were about to be eaten, he cursed Cang Lan in his heart, wishing he could jump up and punch her right away.
She moved the spoon closer, almost touching Zhou Yaoguang's lips.
“Eat quickly!”
Zhou Yaoguang opened his mouth "dumbly," and Cang Lan quickly stuffed the spoonful of chicken droppings into his mouth.
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