So satisfying! The Great Demon King wiped out everyone equally!

[Brain storage location...]

Three hundred years later...

Beside the Bridge of Helplessness, on the other side of the Yellow River—the Palace of Helplessness.

[Beep~]

"Another one!" Cang Lan's lips curled up slightly, revealing a disdainful smile.

(〃'▽'〃): [I've finally found the most powerful demon king in this world. May I bind myself to you?]

Cang Lan was slightly taken aback. She hadn't expected this little thing to be so different from the previous ones. The flattery was spot on, but it looked rather silly...

He found it amusing, but kept a straight face. "I must say, you have excellent taste, little fatty."

[Beep~ Target's consent detected. System successfully bound. Please cherish this opportunity, host.]

Cang Lan chuckled, "Bind me? Little fatty, you've got some nerve."

8384 hurriedly explained: [Host, first of all, I'm not... a little fat boy, that's just baby fat. Please... complete the task as soon as possible, otherwise... I'll be eliminated by the system!]

Cang Lan calmly looked at the seemingly frail little thing. If it weren't for its cute little voice, it would be hard to believe that it could pose any threat.

"Annihilate? Hmph~ That's the 'cutest' joke I've ever heard!" Cang Lan reached out and grabbed the system's ear. "How are you going to annihilate me, you little brat!"

8384 cried out in pain: "[It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! I'm sorry, please let go of my ears, please, host.]"

After Canglan let go, the system quickly took three steps back.

[You scoundrel, you dare pull my ear? I'll teach you a lesson! Mental power destroyed!]

Looking at the little one twisting and turning, Cang Lan felt a mischievous urge and grabbed it in his hand, kneading it vigorously.

It feels pretty good.

But mental power... destroyed?

Oh... does losing half a hair count?

8384 On the verge of tears: [Waaaaah... Don't pinch that spot, waaaaaah...]

Why is this host different from others? Aren't other hosts often punished by the system?

[Hahaha, it's so itchy, so incredibly itchy! Hahaha, it's so itchy! I was wrong, I was really wrong this time!]

Canglan: "Do you know you're wrong?"

8384 quickly admitted his mistake: "I was wrong, host, I'll never do it again~"

"get out."

(?w?): [I can't leave, Host. I'm yours in life and in death. We're bound together and can't be unbound!]

Cang Lan chuckled again. This system, though silly, knows how to throw a tantrum.

"You tie your things, I'll do mine, what's wrong with that?"

8384 scratched the back of his head awkwardly. "Um, you're the first host I've ever bound to. I don't know how to unbind. What should I do?"

Even the Supreme God didn't teach him how to untie himself, did he?

[Beep~ Due to unforeseen circumstances, Canglan and 8384 have been automatically unbound!]

8384: What?!

[Beep~ Master-servant system binding, please bestow a name upon 8384.]

8384 Eyes as big as copper bells: What to do when the swear word is on the tip of your tongue but you can't say it?

【Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!! How did you untie me? Master and servant? You're the master and I'm the servant?】

Cang Lan raised an eyebrow slightly, a satisfied look on her face. "That's right, it's very simple. After all, your predecessors are all in my belly!"

Without their power, her magic would not have recovered to 40% of its original level.

But it was still too little, not even enough to fill a tooth gap.

8384 broke out in a cold sweat under Cang Lan's gaze, his heart pounding. No wonder the Lord God had been producing so frequently lately; it turned out that his predecessors had all been eaten.

Shouldn't he be a wise man who knows when to yield?

Then why don't you eat me?

Canglan looked at 8384 with a "kind" expression, "Because you're a polite and well-behaved child! (Playing the long game to catch a big fish.)"

Then, Canglan flicked his finger, and a wisp of black smoke transformed into a magic headband, which he then placed on the system's head.

"From now on, you're a newbie. If you dare to betray your master, the magic headband on your head will squeeze your brain into sauce!"

"Yes! Host, I... I will work hard." Xiaobai said earnestly.

Cang Lan: ...Is the system she's bound to a complete novice?

Xiao Bai continued explaining, "Host, our mission is to save the tragic figures in various worlds. They can be tools, cannon fodder, villains, etc. You can continuously restore your magic power by relying on resentment points and luck points. Restoring your divine position is not a problem at all."

"Ha~ Achieving godhood?" Canglan scoffed. "So what if I'm a demon? I can still make the heavens and earth tremble. Godhood for me? What a joke."

Xiao Bai wiped away non-existent sweat from his forehead and continued, "Uh... I... the system will also level up based on your task completion rating and points. Once you reach a certain level, I will grant you three wishes!"

"A certain level? How many levels are there?"

[Hehe! Host, I don't know what level I am either. So far, the system hasn't succeeded.] Little White was feeling guilty; this was all what the main god told them to say.

Canglan: "..."

Xiao Bai (reading the room) quietly opened Cang Lan's character panel:

Name: Canglan

Gender: Large Golden Pumpkin

Personality: Guess!

Occupation: Celestial God (formerly)

Combat strength: Guess!

Hazard level: (?????)

Xiao Bai was heartbroken after seeing this; now only leveling up could make him happy.

【Host, may we depart now?】

Cang Lan quickly straightened his clothes, his eyes narrowing slightly. "This is the Bridge of Helplessness, spanning the realms of Yin and Yang. If you want my help, let them come to me!"

Okay, nie~

The next second, the ghost bell rang.

Suddenly, a woman covered in wounds appeared in Cang Lan's eyes. Her tongue was gone, and a small ghost followed behind her. (Cang Lan could understand ventriloquism.)

"Can you help me get revenge?"

"Besides me? Do you have any other choice?"

The woman's eyes immediately welled up with tears. "I... I'm willing to surrender my resentment, I only ask that the Demon King help me kill them."

The little devil next to her saw the woman cry, and a line of bloody tears also appeared on her blank face.

[Host, please agree quickly! The little devil next to her is even more resentful. Buy one get one free!]

"I will make Zhang Jianjun and his entire family suffer eternal damnation and be childless! I will make them pay for my daughter's life." The woman's eyes were filled with hatred.

Canglan: "Okay, I promise you!"

[First world being transported...]

Xiao Bai's voice sounded in my mind: "Master, I'm here to transfer the plot to you."

The woman's name was Jiang Yu. She had a gentle personality and came from a happy family. Her parents only had her as their child, so naturally they didn't want their daughter to suffer after marriage.

The elderly couple discussed finding a son-in-law to live with them after their daughter graduated from university. So they asked relatives for help inquiring and introducing potential partners. Coincidentally, Jiang's father's brother-in-law, Zhang Yuan, introduced them to Zhang Jianjun, saying that although he came from a poor family and had no parents, he was hardworking and ambitious, making him the most suitable candidate.

Jiang's parents also thought the young man was quite good, so they introduced him to their daughter, Jiang Yu. Zhang Jianjun happened to be fair-skinned and handsome.

With everyone's help, Jiang Yu and Zhang Jianjun got married soon after. But before the wedding, Jiang Yu asked Zhang Jianjun if he was willing to move in with her family. Zhang Jianjun readily agreed, saying that he was willing to move in with her family and didn't care about other people's opinions.

And so Zhang Jianjun moved into the Jiang family's villa. The family of four lived a fairly good life. Before retiring, Jiang's father was a small factory owner. Later, he sold the factory and used his connections to find Zhang Jianjun a job as a teacher. However, Jiang's parents did not look down on Zhang Jianjun because of this and treated him very well.

When Jiang's parents retired and planned to travel the world, they were involved in a car accident on their way home and died on the spot. Jiang Yu was also unable to accept it and fell into a coma, lying in bed for two months.

Zhang Jianjun used this opportunity to get Jiang Yu to resign and stay home to prepare for pregnancy. He also brought back a bunch of folk remedies from his hometown, claiming they were tonics. Jiang Yu didn't suspect anything and drank them for a week. However, she didn't expect that Jiang Yu was already pregnant at that time. Fortunately, she went to the hospital or she would have almost miscarried. After this incident, Zhang Jianjun made even more promises to let her stay home and prepare for pregnancy, and even vowed to support her for the rest of her life.

Driven by love, Jiang Yu quit her job. A few days later, Zhang Jianjun brought over adoptive parents who appeared out of nowhere, ostensibly to take care of her. Little did she know that this was the beginning of her nightmare...