My youth story, a crossover anime, turns out, is FGO!

At the same time, some were happy while others were sad. While Liuhua was overjoyed and Shiyu was secretly pleased, someone was getting drunk and acting crazy.

"What should I do, Hachiman... Waaaaaah, I can't live like this... Waaaaah..."

Hikigaya Hachiman silently moved the hand of a drunk, older single woman away to prove his innocence.

"Hey, Hachiman, what's wrong with her?" Astolfo poked the woman's cheek, which she swatted away like a fly. The pink-haired "beautiful girl" looked worried. "Waaah, she looks really sad."

"Well, there's nothing we can do about it."

Hachiman Hikigaya sighed softly, and then said something that was more and more heartbreaking: "After all, everyone in the world knows that she is an older woman who is desperate to get married, has failed in blind dates, has acted crazy while drunk, has begged for a boyfriend, has specific criteria for choosing a partner, and has even summoned a Heroic Spirit that perfectly matches her aesthetic in front of everyone... Sigh, she's already socially dead."

Even Hachiman would be terrified by this. Although he wasn't afraid of self-destruction, what kind of suffering would occur if he self-destructed and the whole world was affected!

He came back thankful that his first encounter with Astolfo hadn't been broadcast, otherwise he would have faced the whole world knowing that he liked... well, now the whole world knows.

"Hachiman, you bastard!!" Shizuka Hiratsuka was stabbed in the chest by these hurtful words. Even if she was dead, she would still get up from her coffin and beat him up, let alone if she was drunk.

Her fighting skills were far beyond what Hikigaya could handle, but it didn't matter. Astolfo easily pulled Hiratsuka Shizuka back: "You can't fight Hachiman, okay!"

Seeing Hachiman Hikigaya's enigmatic smile, one could tell just how excited he was.

"Waaaaah, what should I do?!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka continued to sob uncontrollably. She felt utterly ashamed. She really wanted to become a Master, but not at such a disgraceful time!

"Hey," Hachiman Hikigaya sighed, rubbing his forehead in exasperation, "do you feel ashamed that your embarrassing past has been exposed, or are you ashamed to kneel down and beg for your ideal type in front of everyone, or can't accept making such an embarrassing appearance in front of your ideal type?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka covered her face.

"Ah, I get it, the last one."

Hachiman Hikigaya, who has a keen understanding of human nature, drew a conclusion.

"Shut up!" Hiratsuka Shizuka sobered up now, her face flushed red, whether from the alcohol or from shame, it was hard to tell. "I would never be interested in a minor."

"But can Heroic Spirits be described by age? And judging from Cú Chulainn, he must be an adult..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka punched Hachiman Hikigaya in the ear, and the force of the punch shut him up.

"I knew it, Master was overthinking it."

Cú Chulainn, who had been trying to avoid upsetting his master by remaining in spirit form, finally revealed his true form. He was dressed in a blue and black combat suit with a silver skirt armor around his waist and fluffy decorations on his shoulders. His blue hair was tied into a small ponytail that hung down his back, and his crimson eyes had a vibrant energy. He was handsome and young, and standing next to Hiratsuka Shizuka, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call him the younger man.

"No way!" Hiratsuka Shizuka retorted loudly, "It's just that the timing of your appearance was too perfect!"

"But Master, aren't you very satisfied?" Cú Chulainn is one of the few Heroic Spirits who has a very good attitude towards the master-servant relationship.

He believed that Servants themselves need to be utilized, so any command is OK.

"She was hugging me and yelling that you were my ideal type, then she kept rubbing against me, crying and laughing at the same time," Cú Chulainn said, dodging Hiratsuka Shizuka's angry punch. He carried his green thorn spear with a calm expression. "It's a bit strange that I was summoned for a mission that wasn't to fight, but to get married or something. I'm not very good with women... but if it's an order, I'm okay with it."

"Aaaaaah!!" Hiratsuka Shizuka wailed, clutching her head.

“Now I finally understand why the teacher reacted this way.” Hachiman Hikigaya rubbed his temples. “If the other person were a decent person, the teacher might have been troubled for a while and then let it go, but since it’s an acceptable attitude like yours, no wonder she’s conflicted.”

After all, there is a perfect marriage partner right in front of them, even though he is a Heroic Spirit—but the attitude of people all over the world is that marriage is not a loss, and even if they separate in the end, it can increase their value.

As for whether you like them or not, all the Heroic Spirits are handsome and dashing, the epitome of the rich and powerful. You say they don't have money? With their status, if they wanted money, they could easily obtain wealth that ordinary people could hardly acquire in a lifetime.

If you were in a different gender, what man with a normal sexual orientation wouldn't be tempted if a stunning beauty like Xi Shi or Diao Chan from history appeared beside you, signed a contract with you, and even started a romance?

The same applies to girls. If it were someone like Zheng Ge, Zhao Zilong, or Huo Qubing, they wouldn't be able to resist! It's not a matter of being naive or not; it's a matter of the temptation being just too great!

Besides, things are more open now. It's just about dating. Does it have to be a life-or-death struggle?

Hiratsuka Shizuka is caught in this vicious cycle. Can you say she wasn't tempted? Of course she was.

But firstly, his appearance was too embarrassing, and secondly, Cú Chulainn's attitude was too casual, which made her, a modern person, feel extremely strange.

However, to be fair, the heroes in mythology aren't exactly known for their high moral character, and there's even an anecdote about Cú Chulainn and Scáthach...

Should we say we're glad a younger Cú Chulainn has appeared here? At least he still has some integrity.

"What's there to be conflicted about?" Cú Chulainn seemed quite frank. "We're together when we're happy, and we separate when we're not. I won't pester you. Besides, a woman like Master is pretty much my type."

Hiratsuka Shizuka's chest heaved rapidly: "It's precisely because of your attitude that I'm not doing this!"

Because Hiratsuka Shizuka is capable of giving her true feelings. It is said that a man's infatuation can be explained, but a woman's infatuation cannot. This is exactly the case.

"And you even said I'm your type, that's too much!" Why flirt if you're not going to marry me!

“I’m not lying.” Cú Chulainn rubbed his cheek. “Master is a good woman.”

Ignoring Hiratsuka Shizuka's frantic voice, Cú Chulainn questioned Hikigaya Hachiman.

"By the way, I heard that Scáthach is here too?" This side of Cú Chulainn shows a deeper affection for Scáthach and a greater fondness for mature women like her.

"Yes, she is, but she went to spar with other Servants," Hachiman Hikigaya answered honestly. "But now that you've come, she'll definitely be back soon, right?"

After all, they are his own students, so he will definitely come back to see them.

Furthermore, as Master, Hachiman Hikigaya also discovered that Scáthach's feelings for this student were quite complicated.

"That's definitely the teacher's style," Cú Chulainn commented, holding his gun.

Then, he looked at Hachiman Hikigaya as if he had realized something.

"You...it seems you were also trained by Scáthach. You've had a tough time." Cú Chulainn thought of Scáthach's various devilish acts and felt a sense of sympathy for her.

“I’m used to it.” Hachiman Hikigaya’s eyes showed signs of weariness.

"It's alright, Hachiman, I'm here for you!" Astolfo opened his arms.

Hachiman Hikigaya buried his head in Astolfo's chest.

In this cold world, only Afu's embrace can comfort me!

It seems to be broken, Hachiman.