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Chapter 89 Tell My Mother I'm Not a Coward

Wen Yao and Gu Yan make a dazzling appearance.

The two men, one in a red car and the other in a black car, were ready to go.

Coincidentally, Yunxing and Yunyue also happened to be at this photo spot.

So now there are two more competitors.

Wen Yao: "Brother, let's hold a military meeting—"

Gu Yan: "Why bother with meetings? Let's get to work! I'll lead the charge and show my mother I'm not a coward!!"

He stepped on the gas and sped into the crowd.

With a loud bang, it was knocked far away.

[Inkstone, out]

Wen Yao: "Brother, come up with a strategy!"

Gu Yan: "No need! Commander, let me charge one more time for the brothers!"

A few seconds later, Gu Yan's red bumper car was launched again, spinning around in place several times.

Wen Yao made a desperate plea: "Brother, cooperate!"

Gu Yan, his face flushed with rage, roared, "The hymn of humanity is the hymn of courage! Cavalry company, attack!!"

A moment later, Gu Yan saw stars and foamed at the mouth; the audience was afraid he would die in their own phones.

Wen Yao got carried away too: "Brother, I'm here to help you!"

The black bumper car joined the battle, only to be instantly killed as soon as it appeared.

Gu Yan stared in disbelief: "You call this support? You're clearly just handing people their lives over!"

Wen Yao didn't like hearing that: "Try saying that again!"

Gu Yanqi laughed: "Getting impatient?"

Wen Yao:?

Gu Yan scoffed, "That's it?"

Wen Yao:? ? ?

Gu Yan said sarcastically, "Your skill level is so-so, but you have quite a temper."

The next second, the red bumper car was sent flying by the black bumper car!

Gu Yan was not convinced, and the next second, the black bumper car was pushed several meters away by the red bumper car!

And so, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the entire live stream witnessed the iconic scene of Wen Yao and Gu Yan, siblings, bumping into each other...

"Noob!"

"Who are you calling a noob!"

"You're a noob!"

"Haha, you admit you're a noob!"

"what--"

"Ow—"

The entire field was filled with the sounds of the two of them yelling and howling.

After yet another violent collision—

Wen Yao stood there blankly, holding the broken steering wheel.

Gu Yan looked helplessly at the car door that had been destroyed.

"These bumper cars are of very poor quality."

"Exactly, isn't there any quality control before it leaves the factory?"

You two are really stubborn!

[If you don't understand, is the gameplay of this game about killing each other?]

[Brother and Sister Maluo have a knack for variety shows; I haven't laughed this loudly in a long time.]

[What kind of variety show is "Maluo Ge" and "Maluo Mei"? They managed to knock off a steering wheel and a car door! Is there really no script for this?]

In response to the audience's questions, the production team immediately issued a statement:

This variety show is absolutely unscripted! There are absolutely no pre-arranged personas! There is absolutely no behind-the-scenes manipulation!

A line of very small gray text was also subtly placed at the end:

"We refuse to allow animal performances, but if the animals insist on performing, there's nothing we can do!"

...

The result of Wen Yao and Gu Yan colliding was that both of them were injured.

The Yunxing and Yunyue sisters won without any effort whatsoever.

The reason was that other staff members avoided the crazy brother and sister as much as possible, which allowed the two of them to get the balloons.

"Congratulations to Yun Xing and Yun Yue for successfully checking in! You have received a [One-Day Park Pass], which you can use to invite any guest!"

Yun Xing and Yun Yue took the park tickets from the staff, but their eyes couldn't help but drift towards Wen Yao—

The conflict between Wen Yao and Gu Yan escalated, from bumping into each other to fighting.

Wen Yao: "What happened to 'taking it easy'?"

Gu Yan: "Hehe, isn't it all because you dragged me down? Hey, why are you getting so worked up? Don't you dare pull my hair..."

Wen Yao: "Let go of my hair first!!"

[Winning team MVP results screen]

[Are you leaving, brother or sister? Who will still make me laugh? / Sending love]

[Yunxingyunyue: I have no idea either, I just suddenly found myself winning PUBG.]

...

Yun Xing, Yun Yue, and Fu Wanzhou were unable to separate the brother and sister who were fighting each other.

Finally, Yun Xing had a flash of inspiration and ran to call Fu Qianchuan, who then separated Wen Yao and her brother.

Both of them had messy, bird's-nest-like hair, looking more disheveled than the other.

"Humph!"

"cut!"

The two crossed their arms, turned their faces away, and ignored each other.

"Alright, alright, don't be angry." Yunyue was a peacemaker. "How about we give you both these park tickets..."

Wen Yao: "I don't want to!"

Gu Yan: "If she doesn't want it, neither do I!"

Wen Yao: "A master of imitation!"

Gu Yan: "Hey, I think you're just looking for trouble..."

With the outbreak of war imminent, Director Cui's voice came through the earpiece:

"Today's Paradise Island [Seaside Bonfire Dinner] is about to begin, please get ready."

Upon hearing that there was food, the brother and sister immediately stopped.

Whatever can be delayed, it can't be delayed from eating!

“But…” Director Cui changed the subject, and the guests immediately began to complain.

"No way, Director Cui? Not again?"

"I knew the production team had ulterior motives."

"So many tricks involved in just having a meal, Director Cui really knows how to play the game!"

"..."

Director Cui cleared his throat: "The scale of the banquet will be determined by the rewards you receive for completing the daily check-in."

Simply put, whatever reward you receive today, you eat tonight.

Wen Yao reviewed her gains: a shopping card worth 10,000 yuan and two bottles of red wine.

It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say she was the richest young woman in the entire event.

Wen Yao waved her hand: "Tonight's banquet is on me!"

The director poured cold water on her enthusiasm: "The 10,000 yuan shopping card can only be used to purchase products from this brand's stores."

Wen Yao:? ? ?

She recalled that the store was full of clothes, bags, shoes, and strange accessories, such as saddles, trash cans, and bicycles.

And the prices are getting more and more outrageous.

What's the difference between her 10,000 yuan shopping card and a 5 yuan Rolls-Royce coupon?

"How about you just give me a Snow King membership card instead?" Wen Yao rubbed her hands together like a fly, pleading desperately.

"Impossible." Director Cui refused ruthlessly.

Wen Yao: The sky has fallen!

Fu Wanzhou couldn't stand it anymore: "It's okay, Yao Mei, I'll buy you something delicious!"

Director Cui coldly stated, "Guests are prohibited from purchasing supplies in any form."

Fu Wanzhou lowered her voice: "Then I'll buy it for you secretly..."

Director Cui: "..."

Your Highness, you're truly a model of a sycophant.

Gu Yan, however, sensed something was wrong.

"Why are you so good to my sister?" He fell into deep thought. "Could it be..."

Fu Wanzhou immediately tensed up.

How to do?

Is it finally going to be exposed...?

He closed his eyes, made up his mind, and revealed his true feelings:

“Brother Yan, actually I’ve always thought of you as my uncle…”

Before he could finish speaking, Gu Yan suddenly realized:

"So you really are a philanthropist!!"

Fu Wanzhou almost bit her tongue.

"Huh? Ah... ah." He stammered, at a loss for words.

【I’m really convinced! 】

[When the inkstone pondered, God laughed.]

[Great! He's a philanthropist! We're saved!]

Who says inkstones are clumsy? Inkstones are actually quite wonderful!

[Having formulas makes solving problems faster!]

No wonder Yanzi is a sports student; she must feel like she has some unspeakable intellectual weakness when it comes to studying. /heart emoji

...

Night falls, and the waves roll.

A bonfire illuminates the area, and in the distance, someone is setting off fireworks—brilliant yet fleeting, blooming and then vanishing.

The guests of "Survival" gathered in front of a long table covered with a white tablecloth, with different items placed in front of each person.

The most abundant of all is the cloud and moon.

Before her was a sumptuous seafood feast.

Next was Lin Xinwei, who successfully checked in at a cake shop and received various desserts made by the shop owner.

Gu Zhu was also lucky; a luxurious steak set meal was laid out in front of her.

Most of the other people's tables were empty, because the rewards they received had nothing to do with food.

Wen Yao wasn't much better off; she only had two bottles of red wine, nothing else.

"Why didn't the production team say earlier that the check-in reward was related to dinner?" Lu Amber, who was at the age where she couldn't hold back her words, questioned emotionally, "Then all my hard work to get the right to use the yacht is for nothing? This is not fair!"

Director Cui was prepared: "Now we'll begin the exchange period—"

"Guests can exchange their rewards, but it should be noted that each person only has three chances to exchange."

What kind of gameplay is this?

Gu Zhu was the first to react, picking up a plate of salad: "I want to use this to exchange for the right to use the yacht."

Lu Anbo almost cursed out loud, "You think you can trade my yacht usage rights for a plate of rotten vegetable leaves?"

But their stomachs were rumbling incessantly, and judging from the production team's attitude, they really weren't planning to feed them.

Lu Anbo said, feeling frustrated, "...Fine."

Gu Zhu thought smugly, "Right now, the comments in the live stream must all be praising her as a little genius, right?"

As everyone knows--

[Get down! Gu Zhu should at least trade her some staple food for it, she's too greedy.]

There's definitely something fishy about this exchange; the yacht is probably going to be used for something big later.

[+1, food is important at this stage, but I guess something else will become important in the next stage.]

[As expected, Bai Zi doesn't disappoint; her brilliant mind remains as sharp as ever. /heart emoji]

...

Just then, someone else proposed an exchange—

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