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Chapter 72 The Simp is Someone Else
Under everyone's watchful eyes, two dark, muddy figures walked towards them.
Wherever he went, people avoided him like the plague.
There is no other reason.
These two people were not only filthy and messy, but they also reeked of a foul stench!
Wen Yao was shocked: "Did you two fall into a cesspool?"
Gu Yan was displeased: "How can you talk like that, little sister? Can't we be a little more civilized?"
Wen Yao thought for a moment: "Did you two fall into the food scrap pit?"
Gu Yan: "...Uh."
"What's going on between you two?" Wen Yao asked. "I thought you were two wild men. If we were to get to the point of being a science enthusiast, we could make ten episodes about it."
Gu Yan glanced sideways at Lu Yeren... oh no, Lu Anbo, and sneered.
The production team thoughtfully replayed a clip from the live broadcast.
On his treasure hunt, Lu Anbo accidentally fell into a mud pit. The more he tried to escape, the deeper he sank. He frantically shouted, "Ahhhhh! Help! Help me!"
Gu Yan: "Call me Dad."
Lu Amber: "..."
Damn you!
But soon, he was almost waist-deep in the mud. At this point, he didn't care about saving face anymore, closed his eyes, and said with a death-defying resolve:
"father!"
"You said vegetables, let's scoop them up."
"...Vegetables, let's scoop some water."
"anything else?"
"...Dad, Cai Cai, lao lao."
Gu Yan was satisfied, and then slowly stepped forward: "You're here, son."
Lu Anbo was overjoyed: "Dad!"
The two finally got together, and if it were accompanied by a touching background music, it would be an incredibly moving story of father-son love.
Then, the next second, Gu Yan's foot also stepped into the mud.
Gu Yan: ?
Lu Amber: ?
Their eyes met, looking at each other speechlessly.
The scene was quite awkward at one point.
"How dare you ask me to call you dad?" Lu Anbo broke down.
Gu Yan retorted, "If you can get me up there, I'll call you dad! You do it, you brat!"
Lu Amber roared, "Look me in the eye, you little brat!"
"..."
The two swore more and more, until the entire exchange was censored by the production team.
Gu Yan: "Beep! Beep beep beep! Beep beep beep beep!"
Lu Amber: "Beep beep! Beep beep beep beep beep!!"
You two used really foul language.
Judging from the beeping sound, Yanzi is definitely less rude.
[Bai Zi, why did you provoke Brother Ma? He's the kind of guy who can go toe-to-toe with haters!]
...
The production team was about to deploy a helicopter rescue team, but fortunately the mud pit wasn't unfathomably deep, and they stopped after sinking to the bottom.
The two tumbled and crawled, struggling desperately, and finally escaped with their lives after countless hardships, thus creating two mud figures.
At this very moment, in the camp.
Lu Amber frantically shifted the blame: "Why don't you reflect on why you, with all your strength, didn't pull me out?"
Gu Yan quickly counted on her fingers: "I'm asking you, what's your father's name?"
Seeing his fist, which was as big as a clay pot, Lu Anbo immediately became obedient and shrank behind Gu Zhu.
Gu Zhu immediately stepped forward: "Brother, how could you treat Brother Amber like this?"
Gu Yan almost thought he had misheard. He looked at Gu Zhu several times to confirm before realizing that Gu Zhu was actually protecting his nemesis.
Gu Yanren was so angry he laughed, and remained silent for a long time.
Seeing this, Lu Anbo began to act out a dramatic scene: "Zhuzhu, I'm fine. I won't take anything my brother says to heart. I don't want to affect your relationship with my brother because of me..."
Gu Yan cursed, "Fuck you..."
Gu Zhu and Lu Anbo locked eyes and instantly became infatuated.
In her memory, before her rebirth, Lu Anbo never gave her a kind look, and he didn't even spare her a glance.
But now, in Lu Anbo's eyes, only her image is reflected...
Gu Zhu's heart pounded, and she couldn't help but let her mind wander.
A popular idol falls in love with her, defies the world for her, confesses his love publicly on a live variety show, and announces their relationship on Weibo, instantly becoming a trending topic...
Just imagining it made Gu Zhu's face start to turn red.
Wen Yao:?
No...girl, isn't this just a male green tea bitch? Why are you blushing?!
She watched as Gu Zhu blushed and seemed to want to throw herself into Lu Anbo's arms the next second.
"Brother, no matter what, we're friends from the same show. Putting aside the facts, how can you speak ill of a friend?"
"A good word is warm in winter, and bad words hurt people in June."
Gu Yan: "..."
Wen Yao: "..."
The brother and sister's expressions were just like those of an elderly person looking at their phone on the subway.
Wen Yao, in particular, suddenly understood why Gu Zhu was so easily manipulated by Lin Xinwei and Lu Anbo before her rebirth.
Everyone's been reborn, who still wants to fall in love!
Seeing that Gu Yan didn't speak, Gu Zhu assumed that he had listened and was reflecting on himself.
She turned to look at Lu Anbo and comforted him, "Don't be sad, my brother didn't mean it..."
Gu Yan: "I did it on purpose."
Gu Zhu: "Uh... he didn't mean to..."
Gu Yan: "It was an accident on purpose."
Gu Zhu's expression froze.
In her past life, when she and Gu Yan appeared on a variety show, Gu Yan took good care of her.
Why are you undermining her like this now?!
Many viewers in the live stream were indignant.
Is Gu Yan alright? Is this how he treats his own sister?
Is he out of his mind? Does he even know who the real heiress of the Gu family is?!
[My heart aches for Gu Zhu. She already had this so-called "younger sister" who stole her family's affection, and now even her brother is going to be taken away? /crying/crying]
...
Lu Anbo sweet-talked Gu Zhu a few times, making her blush and her heart race.
In a blind spot where Gu Zhu couldn't see him, he raised his eyebrows at Gu Yan and Wen Yao.
Full of provocation.
Wen Yao remained unmoved.
Gu Yan was utterly disappointed.
Seeing the two's indifferent reactions, Lu Anbo touched his nose in frustration.
"Now, let's announce the results of the [Treasure Hunt Competition]!" Director Cui, unable to contain himself any longer, began to cue the proceedings.
The first place undoubtedly belongs to Yunxing and her lucky partner.
The second place went to Wen Yao and Gu Zhu.
Surprisingly, the competition for third place was quite fierce.
The teams of Yun Yue and Fu Qianchuan, Lin Xinwei and Fu Wanzhou, and Gu Yan and Lu Anbo all returned empty-handed.
【? ? ? ? 】
Holy crap, is the drop rate this low for this event?
[How do you think Yao, who's so unlucky, found so many chests?]
【Huh? So Fu Wanzhou just threw a few at her, and Yun Xing gave her a few?】
【NONONO, I can only tell you that there's someone else who's a total simp...】
[Great Detective, tell us more! Go into detail! I don't care about the data usage!!!]
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