This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

I won't watch this comedy show without you two!

I'm going to die laughing at this fake brother and sister duo sooner or later!

To be fair, it's normal that Gu Yan's parents are divorced and he's not close to his younger sister.

[They're just plastic, but they really look alike! First, their appearance; second, they're both left-handed; third, their micro-expressions; and the bewildered expressions they made when they saw the different answers were like two silly roe deer!]

[Older sister and younger sister: a proud master and her loyal servant; older sister and younger brother: natural enemies, with the younger brother having a chance to become a royal bodyguard and earn tons of gold coins when they grow up; while older brother and younger sister are practically strangers when they grow up!]

The live stream's popularity and engagement are skyrocketing!

Meanwhile, one trending topic after another appeared on the hot search list.

Gu Yan: How old is my sister?

Wen Yao: What month was my brother born?

Gu Yan and Wen Yao's Plastic Sibling Relationship

The brother and sister share a negative brain.

……

Song Daishan: ?

Netizens have such a beautiful mental state.

The world has ultimately been turned into a shape I don't recognize.

……

The five-round quiz game has ended.

Lin Xinwei and Lu Anbo each scored 5 points.

Yunxing and Yunyue sisters, 4 points.

Fu Wanzhou and Fu Qianchuan scored 3 points.

Gu Yan and Wen Yao... aside from the question the host gave them an easy pass, they both got a negative 4 points.

"Please proceed to the seaside pier. Depending on your ranking, you may choose from different modes of transportation: car, motorcycle, van, electric vehicle, or bicycle."

When it was the Gu siblings' turn to choose a vehicle, only bicycles were left.

Gu Yan's phone had already been confiscated by the production team. Little did she know that the audience had already seen through the truth of their fake relationship, yet she was still stubbornly pretending to be a loving brother and sister.

"Little sister, I'll give you a ride."

Wen Yao replied in agreement, "Brother, you're so kind."

Each group was assigned a cameraman. As they passed a deserted sycamore-lined path, the photographer said, "This shot looks good. Let's shoot a promotional video for the two of you."

Although it's a live variety show, it will still be edited into a full-length video and uploaded to video platforms.

Gu Yan took out his headphones, and Wen Yao straightened the wrinkles in her skirt. The two looked just like the protagonists of a campus idol drama.

As Gu Yan rode along, he seemed to hear a staff member shouting.

But the volume in his headphones was too high, and he could only hear muffled words: "Slow... Gu Yan! Slow down..."

Gu Yan: ?

Did you think he rode too slowly?

Gu Yan leaned forward and accelerated sharply!

In a flash, the speed was so fast that it almost left a afterimage!

The staff also rode bicycles and chased after him with all their might.

"Gu Yan! Turn around and see what you dropped!!"

What reached Gu Yan's ears was: "Gu Yan! You sizzle... shadiao... sizzle."

Keyword capture successful!

Sand sculpture?

What kind of quality is that?

Why are they swearing?

Gu Yan was like an emotionless machine, his wheels were practically sparking!

At the crucial moment, a staff member took out a megaphone from his backpack, and the sound finally came clearly into Gu Yan's ears:

"Your sister's gone! Gu Yan!!!"

scold--

Gu Yan slammed on the brakes.

Turning my head, I saw my pupils tremble!

Where is my sister?

Where is my little sister who's so, so big?!

……

[Holy crap, I almost choked on my water! My little sister just got off the bike to rest for a bit, and her brother just hopped on and rode off!]

[Gu Yan, you're really energetic! It's a shame you're not going to farm ten acres of land in the village!]

[—What fell? —Your sister fell! Does anyone in my family understand my sense of humor? I'm laughing so hard in bed I'm practically crawling on maggots.]

……

Gu Yan rode back quite a distance before he finally saw his younger sister.

Wen Yao crossed her arms, her face tense, clearly angry.

Gu Yan felt a pang of guilt and squeezed the bicycle bell: "Little sister, look at you, your cheeks are puffed up like Shin-chan's."

Wen Yao gave a forced smile: "Wow, brother, you're so amazing! You actually remembered you have a little sister!"

Her voice was soft and sweet, but it sounded strange and unpleasant no matter how you listened to it.

Gu Yan retorted, "Why did you get off halfway? You're so light, I didn't even feel you get off."

Wen Yao said angrily, "This seat is not comfortable at all. Can't I get down and rest for a bit?"

Gu Yan turned to look at the hard back seat, realizing he was in the wrong, but still stubbornly insisted on his own way:

"We're both at fault, you can't blame me entirely..."

Wen Yao's lips twitched slightly.

What kind of straight man's comment is this?

He knows how to infuriate people!

Even after being reborn, she still wants to say that her brother is the most hated man in the world!

The next second, Gu Yan said, "I'll cover your allowance this year!"

Gu Yan's trick for coaxing people is this: instead of offering words of comfort, he'll give them a huge sum of money!

Wen Yao said in a serious tone, "Brother."

"...Hmm?" Her serious expression made Gu Yan feel uneasy.

"What happened! Brother, you suddenly became so handsome! Wow~ Your face is like Nuwa's graduation project—a masterpiece of skill!"

Gu Yan smiled and said, "Get in the car!"

Wen Yao replied obediently, "Okay~~"

……

[I drew my sword and looked around, my heart filled with confusion.]

[Second Battalion Commander, you damn well better bring my brother Yan his Italian pasta!]

[I almost lost control of that 40-meter-long sword! Brother Yan, you should have told me you had the financial power!]

[You know what, you really do know! After our Brother Yan spent some money on in-game purchases, he suddenly became much more handsome.]

……

Gu Yan and Wen Yao were the last group to arrive at the seaside pier.

Host: "We've been waiting for you! The last game determined everyone's mode of transportation, and this game is about everyone's lunch ingredients."

The production team had already set up four archery targets on the open ground.

Lu Anbo was eager to try: "Sis, we're going to get first place this time too!"

As is well known, Lu Anbo participated in an idol sports competition program and achieved remarkable results in the archery event.

The fans got excited.

[Archery prodigy Lu Amber!]

This part was practically tailor-made for our brother!

Stay tuned for my brother's shining moments~ May he always walk the flower path~

Lin Xinwei smiled slightly: "Amber, don't say that. Everyone is very capable. We just want to participate."

This project was specially set up by the production team at her expense, and the lyrics were also thought up for her by her agent in advance.

The hashtag for Lin Xinwei, describing her as "gentle and unassuming," has been created; it's just waiting to be trending on social media.

In the live stream, everyone immediately praised Lin Xinwei for her high EQ and eloquence.

Lu Anbo couldn't hold back any longer and looked at Gu Yan provocatively: "If you admit defeat now, it's not too late."

Gu Yan: ?

You look like you have some serious illness.

"Wen Yao, don't cry if your brother loses later," Lu Anbo said smugly. "Call me 'brother,' and I might consider sharing some food with you later."

Gu Yan's temples throbbed with rage; he really wanted to jump up and give this guy a good beating.

But Uncle Song had instructed him not to lower himself to clash with Lu Anbo.

Shengjin Entertainment, the company behind Lu Anbo, is a master of marketing. They believe that even being infamous can bring fame, and arguing with someone like that is beneath them.

Wen Yao blinked her eyes, her tone full of admiration: "Wow~ You have muscles~ So strong~ Can I call you Strong Brother~"

Lu Anbo was immediately lured into a smile: "Well, it's not impossible..."

Phew——

A snicker drew everyone's attention to the source of the sound...