This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

But soon, netizens started playing with the abstract style as well.

[It took monkeys tens of millions of years to evolve into humans, but I was born that way/cool]

Apples were Newton's teacher, but now I buy them by the pound.

[Tsinghua and Peking Universities didn't admit me. Is it because they can't handle the dragon among dragons, or the tiger among tigers?]

[When I close my eyes, it's dark; when I open them, it's light. If I'm not the protagonist, then who is?]

Do you know why God is in heaven? Because I am on earth.

[No, could the netizens above share some of their confidence with me?]

[These people are so confident they've lost all sense of reason. I suggest everyone take screenshots and look at them when you feel insecure; you won't even need a therapist anymore.]

...

Gu Yan waved the lantern in his hand, full of confidence, and said:

"See this? This ancient artifact was given to me by my master. With this, all ghosts will be driven away!"

Lu Anbo was incredibly envious: "Brother Yan, I never knew you had such a good thing."

Gu Yan: "There's nothing I can do. When I was a kid, I swore to kill everyone who was more handsome than me, but I still haven't made a single cut."

"I prayed earnestly for good fortune before the Buddha, and the Buddha said, 'What more do you want? You are already the luckiest man in the whole world.'"

The NPC hiding in the shadows couldn't take it anymore!

According to the rules, since Gu Yan had the lantern, they shouldn't actually be able to "touch" him!

But now, the NPCs ignore all rules and regulations, and just let out a roar and pounce!

Ghosts are rampaging, the terror level is off the charts!

Lu Anbo's legs were trembling uncontrollably:

"Brother Yan, your ancient artifact doesn't seem to be working very well..."

Gu Yan's face turned deathly pale, and he gave a dry laugh: "Ha, ha..."

He waved the lantern forward, and the ghosts and monsters weren't afraid at all!

Gu Yan: !

"Damn it! It's another counterfeit product!" he cursed.

"What should we do, Yan-ge? Can you take on ten of them by yourself?" Lu Anbo asked with a mournful face.

"Ten mere lads? No problem." Gu Yan's words were harsher than anyone else's, but his body slumped to the ground like a lump of jelly. "You just wait, you all just wait..."

The next second, he started crawling quickly, using both his hands and feet!

The larvae have reappeared!

Lu Anbo was shocked: "Holy crap? Yan-ge has regressed to his ancestral form? Hey, wait for me!"

He ran away.

The monsters were relentlessly pursuing them.

A chase within a locked room is about to begin!

The viewers in the live stream were also shocked.

[What kind of thing is this, just a few cricket pupae and it's over?]

[Holy crap, water monkeys have come ashore? Quick, send this to Wuqiong Xiaoliang to have him identify this popular online creature video!]

[No way, Bai Zi can't even outrun Yan Zi crawling on two legs? Humans really can't compete with these strange creatures...]

...

Lu Anbo gasped for breath: "Brother, Yan-ge, wait for me..."

Gu Yan turned around and gave a wicked smile: "I don't need to be faster than Bolt, my good friend, I just need to be faster than you!"

Just then, an NPC scratched Lu Anbo's hair, and a tuft of hairpiece was blown away.

Lu Anbo screamed and received a buff!

whoosh-

He surpassed Gu Yan in a single leap!

Gu Yan scoffed lightly: "You think this is all the strength I have? Ha, how naive!"

He used both his hands and feet, increasing his pace, and in the blink of an eye, he overtook Lu Anbo again!

Another NPC tugged at Lu Amber, and his shoulder pads disappeared!

So his shoulders became one double doorway and the other as thin as a dog!

[Hilarious! It turns out even Bai Zi's double doors were fake!]

[Haha, narrow shoulders make his head look so big, Bai Zi is such a big-headed bobblehead!]

[I'm so touched! Bai Zi works in armor every day, he's even more hardworking than us animals!]

...

Lu Anbo screamed in agony and ran even faster!

It's like running with sandbags strapped to your back; now that the sandbags are removed, how can you not run fast?

Gu Yan smiled dismissively: "Heh, now it seems we have to take this seriously—Super Evolution, Accelerate!"

What the audience saw was no longer a human figure, but an afterimage!

The two of them ran around Dawn Village again and again...

The NPCs chasing after them were exhausted!

Do you two have such great potential? Does the national track and field team know about this?

It would be a waste of talent not to send them to the Olympics to win glory for the country!

Seeing that things were not going well, Director Chu had no choice but to arrange for the Taoist priest to make another appearance.

"My dear disciple, young friend Lu!"

Lu Anbo was about to stop.

Gu Yan said, "Wait! Who knows if he is a real Taoist priest or a demon in disguise trying to bewitch people!"

The Taoist priest's lips twitched. "You're getting too into character, kid!"

"My ritual just now worked. The evil spirits and monsters dare not come out to cause trouble for the time being. Come with me back to the willow tree and see if there are any crucial clues..."

"Hey! You monster!" Gu Yan glared at him. "I won't listen, you're just spouting nonsense!"

The Taoist priest, unable to bear it any longer, said, "If you're so good with words, then get up from the ground!"

Gu Yan, lying on all fours, said confidently, "You don't understand. People who are close to the ground live longer. I'm just trying to maintain my health!"

To the audience, it looked exactly like Wen Yao's stubbornness.

However, the words came out of Wen Yao's mouth in a similar way.

Like a golden monkey begging for food.

Everyone scrambled to feed them, afraid they wouldn't get enough to eat.

The way Gu Yan said it sounded just like a fellow villager from Mount Emei.

He looked shifty and cunning from the moment he appeared, and he was a thief and robber.

It made me so angry I wanted to slap him a few times.

The Taoist priest turned to look at Lu Anbo: "If he's not going, young friend Lu, come with me."

Lu Amber sneered: "How could such a good thing possibly fall into my lap? You old man, you definitely have bad intentions!"

Taoist priest:? ? ?

This child must have had a very difficult life before.

They're practically paranoid!

"Very well, since neither of you is willing to go, then let someone else retrieve this crucial clue..."

The Taoist priest didn't press the matter further and casually replied,

"I just heard Wen Xiaoyou crying in fear, I wonder if something happened..."

Before anyone could react, Gu Yan, who was clearly terrified, rushed to the bridal chamber as soon as he heard his sister crying!

The speed was even faster than the race between the human and the ghost!

...

Marriage room.

When Gu Yan climbed to the doorway, he heard a familiar, gentle voice:

"Brother, what will I do without you, sob sob..."

His lips curled into a wild smile.

cut.

coward.

Just like when I was a child.

When she was scared and cried, she would run into his arms and act cute.

Gu Yan was about to crawl in when he suddenly realized something, so he quickly stood up, dusted himself off, and pretended that the person who had been crawling on all fours was not him at all.

open the door--

The scene before him deeply stung Gu Yan's eyes.

Wen Yao grabbed the hem of Joshua's shirt, and Joshua was wiping her tears with a handkerchief.

"Good girl, you've done a great job. I'm here to protect you, trust me, okay?"

Gu Yan belatedly realized that Wen Yao had more than one brother...

But he only had one sister...