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Chapter 498 Why Should the Crouching Dragon Make Things Difficult for the Young Phoenix?
The Taoist priest said with a kind smile, "Young friend Lu is a man of exceptional talent, and you clearly possess the purest and most yang constitution!"
Lu Anbo panicked: "Daoist Master, don't listen to his nonsense! I'm not! I really am not!"
"Enough! Stop being so modest!" Gu Yanyi said sternly, "Who doesn't know you're tall and mighty, capable of taking on ten men single-handedly, a force to be reckoned with, even gods weep and ghosts tremble in fear!"
All the guests immediately started to cheer:
"Yeah, Bai Zi, stop pretending!"
"I testify! Even if ghosts come, Bai Zi can take on ten of them by himself!"
"Bai Zi is good in every way, except he's too modest! Daoist Master, don't believe his self-deprecating words!"
The live stream was filled with joy.
The gears of fate haven't turned for a long time, and the chains of life have already broken.
[Bai Zi, since things are already in complete chaos, let's drink it while it's hot.]
The guests on "All Stars" are definitely a bunch of scoundrels! They love to cause trouble and create little problems for no reason.
...
"Here, take this." The Taoist priest took something out of his pocket and stuffed it into Lu Anbo's hand. "When I say 'sprinkle,' you just sprinkle it."
Lu Anbo stared intently and screamed!
"Ahhh-"
The Taoist priest gave him paper money! Paper money!!
Lu Anbo's vision went black, and he fainted!
The Taoist priest was dumbfounded.
Is the "Ultimate Yang Body" you recommended really that fragile?
Gu Yan: "Master! Don't panic! My brother Lu is just too excited. Viewers, watch the 60-second commercial break, and I'll revive my brother Lu with you all right now!"
He pinched Lu Anbo's philtrum hard.
That was so powerful that Lu Anbo's philtrum turned blue!
Lu Anbo, who had been feigning unconsciousness, was jolted awake by the pain. His eyes widened like saucers as he glared angrily at his lifelong enemy—
"Master, the person is alive!" Gu Yan grinned. "Brother Lu, quickly protect my master! We'll wait for your triumphant return!"
Lu Anbo's mind raced.
Pretending to faint is not an option.
Okay, okay, then he'll take someone down with him even when he dies!
Lu Anbo grabbed Gu Yan's arm: "Who in the world doesn't know that I'm on good terms with Brother Gu! If anyone breaks one of my wings, Brother Gu will destroy their entire paradise!"
"Daoist Master, I'll be your left protector! Let my brother Gu be your right protector!!"
Gu Yan's wide grin instantly disappeared.
【Hahahahaha】
Why should the Crouching Dragon make things difficult for the Young Phoenix?
I think you two are just treating each other like Japanese people and messing with each other.
...
Gu Yan coughed lightly: "I think I'll pass. My brother Lu is an official, and no one can stand against him..."
The Taoist priest received a hint from Director Chu through his earpiece and immediately understood the situation.
"This ritual is extremely dangerous, but with two guardians on the left and right, the success rate is even higher."
"I believe you also want to uncover the secrets of Dawn Village as soon as possible, don't you?"
Gu Yan looked to Wen Yao for help.
Wen Yao patted her chest: "Brother, don't worry, I've got your back!"
Gu Yangang breathed a sigh of relief.
Then Wen Yao betrayed her brother without hesitation: "Daoist Master, my brother says he really wants to be your protector! If you don't let him go, he'll hang himself from the roof beam!"
Gu Yan: The sky has fallen.
His face was filled with despair. He held a handful of paper money that the Taoist priest had given him and walked heavily outside with Lu Anbo.
Before leaving, the Taoist priest instructed: "None of you should believe anything you see or hear."
Wen Yao: "Following the usual pattern, they're definitely going to let us 'see and hear' important plot points."
Jing Ce chuckled.
"It seems you really are a fan of our show."
Zhao Qing asked curiously, "Yao Mei, which guest on our show do you like the most?"
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