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Chapter 447 Disgusting to God
Director Cui: !!!
This kid has actually become smarter?
There are only three squares left. If Lu Anbo doesn't guess the square for the ultimate punishment, wouldn't he or Wen Yao be the ones to be punished?!
Just as Director Cui was worrying, he saw Lu Anbo give a wicked and arrogant smile and jump to another frame—
"boom!"
Pepper spray filled the air, causing even Wen Yao and Director Cui, who were some distance apart, to cough incessantly.
Meanwhile, Lu Anbo, who was in the center of the spray, was already burning red and hot in minutes, his lips turning into sausage lips...
"How could this happen?!" Lu Amber cried, "Director Cui! Are you playing me?!"
Director Cui was so shocked his jaw almost dropped!
He really didn't!
"I thought that last square was the ultimate punishment, but I never expected that man would plan for the worst..."
But why... did Lu Anbo still step into the ultimate punishment?
Wen Yao's words revealed the truth: "Director, is it possible that as you get older, your memory isn't as good as it used to be..."
Director Cui: "..."
My dear daughter, you've really hurt me!
Lu Anbo was dumbfounded. So Director Cui had misremembered?
What about him deliberately changing his position to get the pepper spray punishment slot?!
This unexpected turn of events had the viewers in the live stream nearly doubled over with laughter.
[Bai Zi, why did you do this... you actually got the ultimate punishment slot.]
It's true that even the most cunning villains can't outsmart a simpleton with a clever idea!
[My little sister can be so hurtful, haha! Director Cui, your little darling is leaking cold air!]
...
Only two squares remain.
After much deliberation, Director Cui chose the square that Lu Anbo had not selected.
As a result, he also got sprayed with water from the water gun.
Wen Yao, on the other hand, moved to the spot that Lu Anbo had originally intended to choose, the one that Director Cui thought was the ultimate punishment.
Everything went smoothly and nothing happened.
Safety!
It's a safety grid!
Lu Anbo, his defenses completely breached, looked up at the sky, tears streaming down his face:
"God, I really don't have time to mess with you anymore, can you please stop playing games with me?"
Wen Yao: "Are you questioning God?"
Lu Anbo retorted defiantly, "I don't believe in gods or Buddhas! Go ahead and kill me if you dare!"
The next second, the once clear sky suddenly turned into a thunderstorm!
crackling——
A bolt of lightning struck a tree nearby, snapping a branch that landed right at Lu Anbo's feet!
It almost hit him on the head!
Lu Anbo knelt down with a thud, his voice trembling and obsequious:
"Oh my god, I was just kidding! You're so magnanimous, you definitely won't hold it against Xiao Bai, right? Love you, muah~ heart~"
He made a heart shape with his hands, and the thunder roared even louder—
Lu Anbo was terrified, his face turning pale: "Oh God, I was wrong! I take it back! I won't kiss anymore, and I won't make heart gestures anymore!"
The thunderous, furious sky gradually returned to calm, the accumulated dark clouds dispersed, and a clear sky was revealed.
Good grief, I'm kneeling down too!
[Is Bai Zi the real hidden eldest son of variety shows? It's hilarious haha]
[He's disgusted even God can't bear to look at him anymore, Bai Zi's got some skills! / Thumbs up]
【Bai Zi, everyone laughs at you, yet you are the funniest; they all have no faith in you, yet you are also disappointing; no one supports your lofty ambitions, yet you can't reach them.】
This mysterious scene will undoubtedly become one of the most memorable moments in any future compilation of variety show highlights!
Lu Amber also gained widespread popularity due to her unique persona of disgusting God!
Regardless of the process, Lu Anbo has made a name for himself in the variety show industry and pioneered a unique niche track in the history of Chinese entertainment!
Is it good or not? Just tell me.
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