This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

Gu Yan smiled confidently: "As long as the tree falls in the end, it's fine, right?"

Everyone was confused.

What does this kid want to do?

All that could be heard was Gu Yan letting out a cryptic, incoherent cry: "Ah!"

He kicked out and slammed his foot into the tree trunk!

Everyone: ???

Gu Yan turned around and, like an old man enjoying a health retreat in a park, slammed his back hard into a tree!

Everyone: ?????

Seeing that the tree didn't move, Gu Yan brushed her hair back and said, "I was still too gentle with you, wasn't I?"

boom--

He crashed headfirst into a tree trunk!

"Ahhh!" The guests screamed repeatedly.

The entire production crew erupted in a shrill roar, kneeling on the ground and begging Gu Yan not to die!

Even the audience was convinced and wished they could type this on their knees!

Could this be the long-lost... Iron Head Kung Fu?

Why would a top male celebrity resort to self-harm? Let's find out in "Survival for All"!

[Bro, please don't crash! It's really not that bad! Production team, just let him win!]

Who says martial arts films and action stars are declining in the Chinese entertainment industry? A new generation of kung fu stars is here!!

...

Gu Yan proved with his actions that the saying "great effort can create miracles" is indeed true!

The tree in front of him really started to sway precariously!

Meanwhile, Joshua had also made a stone axe—by embedding stones into wooden sticks and then wrapping them tightly with strong plants!

A simple stone axe is complete!

He chopped the tree trunk with his axe, leaving a deep mark!

The man's expression was focused, and with each exertion of his forearm, the muscle lines were exceptionally clear...

Wood chips flew and sweat flowed, but it wasn't annoying; instead, it exuded a primal and powerful vitality!

[Slurp, the country owes me a real older brother!]

Are you sure you owe your biological brother and not your romantic partner? /doge

[I can't believe how strong that hand is gripping my waist... I've never kissed a foreigner before! /wink/wink]

[I was tripped up by all the bitter tea comments from you ladies as soon as I opened the comments section! Can you all please be a little more reserved and not have any improper thoughts about my husband? Hmm?]

...

On one hand, there's physical strength; on the other, the efficiency of tools. On one hand, there's the proper act of chopping down a tree; on the other, the utterly abstract act of crashing into a tree. On one hand, the use of tools is a symbol of human wisdom; on the other, humanity's regression to primal forms seems like a sign of intellectual decline...

But their speeds were strangely similar!

at last.

The tree on Joshua's side fell first!

He hoisted it up and ran towards the finish line without looking back.

Gu Yan was a step slower than the tree-cutting speed, but he was young and fast, and caught up in the blink of an eye!

"Hey hey hey!" Gu Yan greeted as he ran, "Dude, you still have a lot of practice to go before you can compete with me."

Joshua remained calm until they were almost at the finish line, then slowly uttered a sentence:

"Little brother, you've picked up the wrong tree."

Gu Yan: ?

"What a vicious tactic! You actually tried to outsmart me at the last minute!"

He crossed the finish line first.

Joshua remained calm and was the second to cross the finish line.

Congratulations to the red team for winning!

Gu Yan: ? ? ?

"What?! I clearly crossed the finish line before him! This is a rigged match!!"

Director Cui mercilessly retorted: "Didn't Joshua tell you? Kid, you've picked up the wrong tree!"

Gu Yan stared in disbelief and knelt down with a thud.

"Why...why didn't you say so sooner..."

"You didn't even ask."

"..."

Gu Yan clutched his head, collapsing and going insane:

"Then what about all those times I banged my head against the trees? Huh? Look my eyes! Answer me!!"