This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

Haha, Yanzi, your greatest strength is your self-awareness!

[Yanzi, you really... I'm so upset, no wonder you had no chemistry with any of the female guests]

He's undeniably narcissistic, and undeniably insecure... Indeed, insecurity is the best cosmetic treatment for men!

[Aha! I finally realize that Yanzi is just as confident as Baizi, but why isn't Yanzi greasy at all? Because he genuinely thinks he's handsome, but he never actually considers that any woman would like him!]

...

"Welcome Xiaojia to our 'Survival for All'! Let's give her a round of applause!"

Director Cui's voice came through the loudspeaker.

Everyone applauded.

Cheng Xiaojia said gracefully, "Thank you everyone, this is a gift I prepared for you—"

Gu Yan's expression changed drastically.

Didn't he just throw all that junk onto the ship?!

Cheng Xiaojia chuckled and pulled a packet of instant noodles from her work pants pocket!

From the second pocket, he pulled out a hard-boiled egg...

He pulled out a sausage from the second pocket...

Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...

Each pocket is like a blind box, where you can pull out a treasure!

Gu Yan was dumbfounded.

The production team was also dumbfounded.

I thought the baggy cargo pants were part of Cheng Xiaojia's fashionable outfits, but I never expected her to have so many hidden gems!

Everyone:! ! !

"Sister Jia is awesome!"

"She's clearly my great-aunt!"

"Godfather, please accept my bow!"

"..."

The guests were thrilled.

Some foods are considered junk food at times, but at other times... they are delicacies!

For example, instant noodles at night, with a braised egg and a sausage, and then slurping down a mouthful of soup... it's just so delicious!

For example, the fruit I eat while showering reminds me of my days as a hermit, picking fruit and munching on it in the rainforest! After finishing, I wash my hands and mouth—so free! So happy!

The food that Cheng Xiaojia brought was nothing special in the city.

But on a deserted island, it's no exaggeration to say that all of these are hard currency!

Director Cui panicked and convened an emergency meeting—

Wen Yao anticipated Director Cui's prediction: "Everyone, eat quickly! Don't give the production team a chance to confiscate it!"

Everyone seemed to wake up from a dream, some boiling water, others unpacking packages.

Before the production team could even come up with a plan, their instant noodles were already steaming...

"No food is allowed for guest flights to the island!" Director Cui screamed in despair.

Cheng Xiaojia: "We've already brought it, it would be such a waste not to eat it!"

Wen Yao: "Instead of spending time negotiating with them, why don't we each take a bite!"

The suggestion was unanimously approved, and everyone went to get chopsticks.

Director Cui had no choice but to compromise:

"How about this, the food Xiaojia brought can be considered part of your reward for today. Enjoy it in advance, is that alright?"

Everyone: Huff, huff, huff... It's so hot! Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle...

Viewers in front of their screens unconsciously swallowed hard.

If you didn't know better, you'd think it was some kind of rare delicacy.

How come even instant noodles smell so good now that my sister is showing off?

"Our game today is—the Desert Island Games!"

"The guests are divided into two teams, red and blue, and each guest can participate in no more than two activities!"

"The team with the highest total score wins! All members of the winning team will get the chance to go to Paradise Island and enjoy a luxurious feast!"

"The losing side not only has to stay on the deserted island, but also has to endure a cruel punishment—watching the enemy side's mukbang (eating broadcast)!"

The scene was immediately filled with cries of anguish.

"One side is enjoying the good life while the other can only watch enviously. This is absolutely devastating!"

"Xiao Cui, you have a terrible conscience! You're trying to drive a wedge between us!"

"..."

Director Cui remained unmoved: "Come on, let's draw lots!"

"Xiaojia is a guest star and can freely choose to join either the Red Team or the Blue Team!"

Cheng Xiaojia raised her hand: "Can we choose now?"

"You can look at both teams' lineups before you choose. Are you sure you want to choose now?"

"I'm sure." Cheng Xiaojia's attitude was firm. "Wherever Yao is on, that's the team I'll go to!"

"What's the reason?"

"Because she's strong enough! And I want to follow the strong!"

The live stream chat immediately erupted with a lot of jeering.

Yo-shi, the lilies in my hometown are blooming again!

[Haha, what kind of top-tier succubus physique does Meibao possess? She can charm men, women, young and old alike.]

[But her admiration for strength shows she truly approves of Mei Bao! Mei Bao isn't just cute; she's a woman like a female eagle!!]

...

Soon, the draw results for the red and blue teams were announced—

Red Team: Joshua, Fu Wanzhou, Yun Yue, Lin Xinwei, Lu Anbo.

Blue Team: Wen Yao, Gu Yan, Jiang Jinghuai, Yun Xing, Cheng Xiaojia.

With this lineup, the blue team is guaranteed to win!

Where do you place me, the Cloud Emperor of Luck, and the Thunder King?

[Joshua's fighting ability isn't bad either; you think freestyle fighting is a joke?]

[If all else fails, the red team can close the gates and release the cypress seeds! If you're bitten by a dog, you can get a rabies vaccination; but what should you do if you're bitten by a person?]

...

However, jokes aside, it's not hard for the audience to guess that today's focus is on strategic deployment.

It will inevitably involve a contest of strategy and tactics.

For example, Wen Yao is very strong, but she can only participate in two projects at most and cannot take care of other projects.

Therefore, the order of appearance is very important.

If Tian Ji's horse racing strategy succeeds, it will be a case of winning big with small bets.

"For the first round, please have both the red and blue teams register!"

The production team prepared props so that not only were the projects anonymous, but the registrations were also anonymous, and neither party could see the other's list.

After discussing it with her teammates, Wen Yao finally decided on Gu Yan and Cheng Xiaojia.

The Red Team fielded Lu Anbo and Fu Wanzhou.

In the first round, everyone mainly wanted to play it safe.

"Game revealed—this round's game is [Carry the Doll]!"

This is a classic variety show game where one guest carries another on their back, and whoever reaches the finish line first wins.

Gu Yan immediately knelt down: "Sister Jia! Come up here!"

"coming!"

Cheng Xiaojia jumped suddenly.

Gu Yan immediately performed a kneeling and kowtowing act for the national audience.

【It's not even Chinese New Year yet, Yanzi, you're already sending New Year's greetings so early!】

[Wow, even with such a stable base, Jia Jie still managed to knock it over. Just how strong is Jia Jie...?]

the other side.

Fu Wanzhou and Lu Anbo were still debating who should carry whom.

"Brother Wanzhou~ I'm a little thinner, how about you carry me on your back~" Lu Anbo said shyly, "Or you can carry me~ I'll try my best to carry Brother Wanzhou~~"

Fu Wanzhou: "..."

Honestly, if Lu Anbo touched him even slightly, he would be tempted to call the police.

Whether I'm carrying him or being carried, there's always a feeling that something's impure about me...

After struggling for a while, considering the bigger picture, Fu Wanzhou gritted her teeth:

"I'll carry you."

Lu Anbo held Fu Wanzhou tightly around the neck and breathed into his ear:

"Brother Wanzhou, your Adam's apple is so prominent, can I touch it?"

There was a pop.

Fu Wanzhou also knelt down on the ground, vomiting violently.

Work injury! Playing this game is definitely a work injury!