Wen Yao:?

"Hey, bro, get started already!"

At the critical moment, Gu Yan had a flash of inspiration.

He cleared his throat and shouted, "Monkey! Monkey!" (Wukong)

Then he changed his voice: "Teacher! Teacher!" (Master)

Then, poke your nostrils with your finger and imitate the grunting sound of a pig.

Then he changed his voice again: "Big monkey!" (Senior Brother)

Finally, he made a horse-riding motion and clicked his tongue: "der! jia!"

His performance before that was too abstract. It was the last horse-riding action that made Wen Yao suddenly realize the truth and finally connect the clues!

The first one to call out "monkey" is Tang Sanzang, the second one to call out "teacher" is Sun Wukong, the third one to imitate a pig's noise is Zhu Bajie, the fourth one to call out "big monkey" is actually Sha Wujing calling out "eldest brother", and the last one to imitate riding a horse refers to the white dragon horse.

"Journey to the West!" (Journey to the West)

Gu Yan was so excited that he screamed and pounded his chest, as if it were a scene of human atavism.

The viewers in the live stream were completely convinced by the brother and sister!

[Yanzi's comment "der jia" made me spit out my coconut latte from laughing so hard.]

【Ahhh, our little sister is so smart!】

[It's really amazing that my little sister can recite the English version of "Journey to the West" so easily!]

[I wonder, now that she's imitated pig noises, is Yanzi's career ruined? Will she still have a place in the idol world after this?]

[It's okay, it's okay, it's okay! Yanzi's idol career is already in ruins, there's no house left to collapse! The comedic route is destined to be Yanzi's bright future! /heart]

...

The production team, not believing in bad luck, decided to unleash their ultimate weapon.

Question 3: [A princess met a frog who said that if she kissed him, he would turn into a prince. The princess hesitated for a moment, then tearfully cooked the frog into a bullfrog hotpot. (Just guess the gist, but the complete plot above must be included.)]

Gu Yan: ? ? ?

Hey, Director Cui, you get out here!

Is this a question that even a human could guess?

Director Cui: Thunder is rolling, I'm so scared~ I'll defy fate and blow my trumpet~~ Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock~~~

After being tormented by the guest for so long, the day has finally come when he tormented her back!

Ha ha ha ha! !

Wen Yao waited for a long time, but instead of her brother counting numbers, he opened his arms as wide as possible.

Is this a signal to her... is this question very long?

Wen Yao perked up and focused intently.

Gu Yan first performed a pantomime without props, lifting her skirt, putting on a crown, and catching a frog. She struggled for a long time but couldn't come up with the English word for frog, only managing to utter a single "ribbit!"

Then, pouting, she pretended to kiss the frog: "Mwah! Suckling!"

Guest at the scene: Pfft—

You're really something, kid!

Wen Yao tried hard to decipher the keywords: princess? frog? kiss?

Is it a fairy tale about a prince turning into a frog?

But the next second, Gu Yan made a hot pot-making motion, then scooped up a bullfrog with his chopsticks: "Slurp slurp slurp."

Wen Yao felt like her world had collapsed.

Does the ending of "The Prince Who Turned into a Frog" involve eating bullfrogs?

Right?

She felt she must have guessed wrong, racking her brains to think of a plausible explanation, and described it in English:

"The princess kissed the frog, and the frog turned into a prince. Then the two of them happily ate hot pot together..."

Gu Yan understood "hot pot" and thought Wen Yao had guessed correctly, so he gave her an "OK" sign.

Wen Yao breathed a sigh of relief.

Great, this is a sure thing!

Then I heard the relentless warning tone coming from the loudspeaker:

"wrong answer!"

Gu Yan: ? ? ?

Wen Yao:? ? ?

Gu Yan refused to believe it and performed it again.

To make it more vivid, he even brought Lu Amber over to play the princess, while he played the frog.

And so, the audience then enjoyed the scenes from "The Mute Princess and the Noisy Frog"...

Lu Anbo: "Aba aba."

Gu Yan: "Quack! Quack quack! Pop!!"

Lu Amber: "Waaaaah..."

Wen Yao, who was in charge of guessing the questions, became increasingly desperate.

What is this?

The viewers in the live stream, however, found it very enjoyable.

[I laughed so hard my head almost fell off; I could practically feel the little girl's breakdown even through the screen.]

[The production team is so mean! Who could possibly guess this question?!]

But you know what, Bai Zi and Yan Zi's acting was actually pretty good.

...

Gu Yan scratched his head and switched roles with Lu Anbo.

He played the princess, and Lu Amber played the frog.

Lu Amber: "Quack quack quack!"

Gu Yan, at least, wasn't as mute as Lu Anbo; he managed to utter a few words:

"Kiss? nonono! eat? yesyesyes!"

Wen Yao suddenly realized.

She realized that her guess was perfectly normal!

If the guests are this crazy, how can the production team be any better?

The questions will definitely be abstract!

After changing her strategy, Wen Yao went on a killing spree!

"The frog wanted to kiss the princess and turn into a prince, but the princess refused and cooked him into a hot pot!"

The entire production team immediately felt a deep respect for Wen Yao!

It seems this question wasn't challenging enough; Yao Mei guessed it so easily!

The program team spent even longer displaying the question boards this time.

[Big Bear woos a female bear, but Little Bear steals her away. The female bear slaps Little Bear, and in a fit of anger, Little Bear kisses Big Bear. Big Bear is won over by Little Bear and starts showering attention on him...]

It's still just a matter of guessing the general idea, but just looking at the question is enough to make the whole audience burst into laughter.

Gu Yan was so anxious that he kept scratching his head.

This role was definitely difficult to play alone, so he enlisted the help of Lu Anbo and Yun Yue.

He played Xiong Da, Lu Anbo played Xiong Er, and Yun Yue played the female Xiong.

I didn't expect that before the storyline even started, I would spend half a day just acting as a bear.

Gu Yan pounded his chest wildly, letting out howls.

Wen Yao: "...Gorilla?"

Gu Yan didn't understand at all, but luckily Yun Yue waved to him repeatedly, and he realized that Wen Yao had guessed wrong.

Gu Yan started spinning, jumping, and roaring again...

Wen Yao guessed almost every animal before finally guessing the bear.

Gu Yan was almost exhausted.

The audience in front of the screen laughed until tears streamed down their faces.

Gu Yan picked a bunch of wildflowers and gave them to Yun Yue. At that moment, Lu Anbo ran over and shoved Gu Yan away!

Yunyue slapped him across the face!

Lu Amber: "Awooo!"

He pouted, making a gesture as if to kiss Gu Yan.

As a result, Gu Yan couldn't hold back and slapped him too!

There's no way around it, it's just too disgusting!

Lu Anbo covered his face, looking incredulous.

Are you two spinning tops here?

In a fit of anger, Lu Anbo quit the performance!

Gu Yan quickly stepped forward and coaxed Lu Anbo for a long time before calming him down.

Lu Anbo gestured, indicating that he would play Xiong Da.

He also wanted to experience what it felt like to fan Gu Yan!

"OK."

Lu Anbo howled and flirted with Yun Yue, even grabbing Yun Yue's hand and making him touch his cheek.

Yun Yue couldn't hold back and slapped Lu Anbo across the face!

Gu Yan stepped forward and snatched Lu Anbo away. According to the plot, Yun Yue was supposed to slap him, but at the crucial moment, he instinctively dodged, and Yun Yue slapped Lu Anbo again!

Lu Amber: ? ? ?

Why am I always the one who gets hurt?!

God, open your eyes and look at the world!

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