This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

A viewer named 【Emeishan on the run】 asked, "Working is like being a corporate slave, working overtime is like being a livestock, what is it after get off work?"

Gu Yan: "Are you running away from get off work?"

Wen Yao: "Friendly reminder, the monks at Mount Emei don't work overtime."

Goodness, I feel like I'm not even as evolved as a caterpillar. One more step and I'd be at work; one less step and I'd be at the table.

A viewer, 【Japanese Girl Baka-chan】, asked: "My idol is both cool and sweet, I love him so much! Ahhh, why does he so easily charm my heart?"

Wen Yao: "Perhaps it's because he's bland and tasteless."

Gu Yan: "Could it be that he has body odor?"

Hahaha, you two have poison on your lips!

A viewer, a divorced mother with two children, asked: "What is the meaning of the saying, 'Those who lack money don't lack morality, and those who lack morality don't lack money'?"

Wen Yao: "I don't understand. I'm short of money and I'm also short of morals."

Gu Yan: "Don't even think about getting me to give you pocket money through such means!"

【Sister, you're so bold to say that!!】

[Can you tell Brother Lou's status in the family?]

"The audience [repeatedly rejected Wang Junkai's] question: 'If you use the venom of a poisonous snake, will the snake be poisoned to death?'"

Wen Yao: "If I play QQ Speed ​​after drinking, does that count as drunk driving?"

Gu Yan: "People get better by taking medicine when they are sick, but do rats get better by taking rat poison?"

Can a power bank fully charge a battery?

Will taking laxatives and antidiarrheal medication together result in diarrhea or constipation?

Which tastes better, chocolate-flavored poop or poop-flavored chocolate?

...

The live stream was incredibly lively, with viewers showing great enthusiasm.

Especially the brother and sister duo Gu Yan and Wen Yao, they are the epitome of being funny.

In contrast, Lin Xinwei and Lu Anbo were like gourds with their mouths sawed off, unable to utter a single word for a long time.

The questions he had memorized in advance were now useless. Lu Anbo felt that all his hard work had been wasted, and he gritted his teeth in frustration.

"Director, I protest! What's the point of asking a question that has no standard answer?"

His words undoubtedly poured cold water on the netizens who were making jokes in the live stream.

Is this something I can say? Lu Amber really has no sense of humor when it comes to variety shows...

Yeah, has he forgotten that he's participating in a variety show, not taking the college entrance exam? Why is he taking it so seriously?

[Fun fact: He actually never took the college entrance exam...]

Don't worry, Director Cui won't spoil him.

...

Director Cui has extensive experience in directing variety shows and has a very sharp and discerning eye.

Wen Yao's casual suggestion boosted the popularity and interaction of the entire live stream.

He also took in Lin Xinwei and Lu Anbo's unusual behavior.

He couldn't possibly have leaked the exam questions, but with so many staff members involved, it's hard to guarantee that something might go wrong at any point...

Director Cui remained calm and pressed the microphone button: "As long as the argument is reasonable, you can get extra points."

So, not only did Gu Yan and Wen Yao start talking nonsense, but Yun Xing and Fu Wanzhou also joined in when they couldn't beat them.

"A viewer [Notre-Dame de Paris] asked: Should we travel over mountains and rivers to help my best friend who married into a family in the mountains during her postpartum period?"

Yunxing: "You love-struck folks found this place even the GPS couldn't find. Sending a single girl like you to the deepest mountains and forests, are you best friends or sworn enemies? Just send a red envelope and then don't contact me again."

...

A viewer named [Luo Tuo Xiang Zi] asked: "I'm 30 years old and my boyfriend is 60. I love him so much, but he doesn't want to marry me. What should I do?"

Fu Wanzhou: "Hey girl, are you speaking Chinese? What? You're a man?? 60 years old... Are you sure your boyfriend didn't hire a caregiver? Forget it, bro, I bet even if you get cured, you'll just be drooling. You'd better behave yourself if you don't get inflated by all those coupons every day."

...

The number of viewers in the live stream kept increasing, and many netizens also edited the highlights and posted them on various social media platforms, attracting a huge number of viewers.

Have all the variety show guests eaten poisonous mushrooms? They're all acting crazy!

Are all the guests looking so radiant? Okay, okay, I'm curious to see what kind of variety show this is.

[Wait, are Lin Xinwei and Lu Anbo mute? Why didn't they utter a sound the whole time?]

...

Lu Anbo was extremely anxious, but he was bad at talking. He could memorize the question bank, but he had no ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lin Xinwei was very self-conscious and unwilling to lower herself to the level of these crazy people and spout nonsense.

Therefore, from the audience's perspective, the two of them were almost invisible in this "knowledge competition" segment.

The game ended, and the Malou siblings were far ahead thanks to their crazy talk.

The two received four small gift packs, as well as an extra gift pack for all the guests who scored 20 points.

All guests who accumulated 50 points received a "Chicken Coop" building gift pack.

"With everyone's efforts, you can unlock a variety of buildings in the future~ There are also various hidden benefits waiting for you to challenge!" The production team painted a rosy picture for everyone.

The audience was also thrilled.

Wow, it's a survival and infrastructure building game, a real-life version of an island simulation game!

[Director Cui really knows how to have fun! I'm already looking forward to seeing how the guests will develop their small camp into a large territory!]

[To be honest, once there are more buildings, could you unlock NPCs? Like inviting guest stars, or drawing lucky audience members?]

[My masochistic tendencies have exploded! Hit me!]

[Is there really no one on the internet that you care about, teacher...?]

...

The production team sent someone to deliver the building materials needed for the chicken coop, as well as a task board.

Daily tasks include options such as [Gathering], [Hunting], and [Fishing]. Completing the corresponding tasks will earn you rewards.

Special missions include tasks such as map drawing, plant collection, and fish encyclopedia entry, which have higher requirements but also richer rewards.

In addition, there are hidden mission areas, but they are currently grayed out, probably because the guests haven't met the trigger conditions yet.

After chatting for a while, Wen Yao and Gu Yan finally exchanged the gift pack for ingredients and ice.

The two hadn't forgotten their agent's request: to portray a close brother-sister relationship.

Before starting their daily tasks, the two brilliant minds will definitely make each other a drink that's packed with energy.

The audience was quite pleased, as the two little devils had grown up.

A few minutes later—

Wen Yao brought out a cup of hot milk with houttuynia cordata and coriander: "Brother, this is a special drink I made for you!"

Gu Yan brought out a glass of ginger, perilla, and mint iced Americano: "Little sister, this is something I made especially for you!"

Live broadcast room audience:? ? ?

When will Breaking Bad be remade into a Chinese version?

Even poison cultivators in fantasy novels have to kowtow to you two when they come.

What grudge do you two siblings hold against each other? Did you each get a reincarnation revenge script?

Wen Yao and her brother clinked their glasses together, making a crisp sound.

"Deep feelings, bottoms up!"

The two drank it all in one gulp, and the next second—

Gu Yan foamed at the mouth and convulsed.

Wen Yao rolled her eyes and retched repeatedly.

The moment top agent Song Daishan opened his live stream, he saw the brother and sister on the verge of dying from poisoning.

Song Daishan: "..."

I asked you two to act like brothers and sisters, and you two have done this to me?

How about you two compensate me for my emotional distress?