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Chapter 253 666! They're not even acting anymore!

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The one shaking hands with Yunxing is Little Sheep.

"Sister, you're really amazing." Little Sheep exclaimed sincerely, her eyes, which seemed to look at a dog with such affection, staring intently at Yun Xing. "A girl as outstanding as you, I wonder who will be lucky enough to become your boyfriend..."

His words really sparked a lot of speculation.

Even without watching the live stream, you can guess how fierce the comments section is right now.

Yun Xing smiled slightly: "You're not happy with me, are you? It's okay, just keep watching me and see how happy I am."

The little lamb was stunned.

Ahhh, thank you, that felt so good!

[She's in her twenties and still marketing herself as innocent and pure; she can only fool fans of "milk-burp literature" (a genre of fictionalized depictions of young, innocent women).]

[Trying to incite your female fans to attack our little princess Xingxing? No way! I've welded the windows shut!]

...

Buddha Brother and Fu Wanzhou had already started talking about poetry and songs, and then moved on to romance and nature.

"How wonderful! I am but a humble man, and to have a confidant like Brother Fu is truly my greatest fortune! Tonight, let us sleep side by side and talk all night long!"

"Sure, sure. By the way, can we switch back to speaking like a normal person?" Fu Wanzhou asked.

"Brother Fu, you flatter me. I've always been like this since I was a child." Brother Fozi took out a jar of wine. "Come, let's drink until we're both drunk!"

The boatman remained silent, simply choosing to remain silent.

[The boatman only swore brotherhood with him once, which will probably become a lifelong criminal record, hahaha]

[I'll drink a pot of turbid wine and wander freely in the world... I drink alone and get drunk. Sorry for the mix-up, this isn't a rap performance.]

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Uncle K looked at Fu Qianchuan with a very complicated expression and said earnestly, "Truly, the younger generation is formidable."

Fu Qianchuan replied neither humbly nor arrogantly, "Thank you for your guidance."

"Young man, you're doing great..." Uncle K kept patting Fu Qianchuan's shoulder, full of emotion. "Oh dear, I really can't deny that I'm getting old. The future belongs to you young people."

Sigh, for some reason I feel a bit melancholic about a hero's twilight...

[Uncle K, now you know that the people standing in front of you are surface-level combatants, right?]

Uncle Fu's physical condition is amazing; that brat Mei Bao must have been eating really well before.

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Xiong Da and Xiong Er shake hands with Gu Yan and Wen Yao.

Xiong Da pointed to the bump on his head and said resentfully, "Dude, what did I ever do to you that you smashed me up like this?"

"And me too," Xiong Er said, sounding aggrieved. "My bag is even bigger than my brother's!"

Gu Yan rubbed his hands awkwardly: "Sorry, brothers."

Xiong Da shook his head: "With a brother-in-law like you, your brother-in-law is going to have a hard time in the future!"

Xiong Er chimed in, "That's right, and your future nephews will probably be terrified of their uncles!"

Gu Yan: ?

How did these two brothers manage to precisely avoid these pitfalls?

I suggest you run 39 meters first, because Yanzi is about to pull out his 40-meter-long sword.

[Ugh, just thinking about my little sister getting kidnapped by that blond guy and having a little blond kid in her belly makes me instantly sympathize with Yanzi! You fucking give me that Italian cannon fire right now!!]

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Director Cui: "I hereby announce the successful conclusion of the collaboration between 'Survival for All' and 'Running Man'!!"

The guests booed continuously.

It's over, but it's not even remotely perfect.

Director Cui is so astute! He immediately said, "Let's invite Director Li to say a few words. Please give him a round of applause!"

Director Li was so angry he almost ground his teeth to powder.

Director Cui, you really know how to shift the blame!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Director Li could not refuse and had no choice but to bite the bullet and say:

"Although we didn't have a champion in today's name tag ripping game, everyone here is an uncrowned king!"

"You have demonstrated the competitive spirit of daring to challenge and break through!"

"You have demonstrated the courage, determination, and unwavering spirit of youth!"

See you next time we collaborate!

The crowd applauded in support.

[That's why Director Li is such a seasoned veteran; he speaks so tactfully.]

[To portray a guest's erratic behavior as daring to take on challenges, a guest's madness as daring to break through, a guest's random tantrums as courage and unwavering determination—Director Li, are you preparing for graduate school?]

[Actually, the term "uncrowned king" is very apt. Although they may not have won a championship, life is often like that. At least they brought us joy in the process, and that's enough!]

[Welcome the Running Man crew to visit us anytime!]

The cast and crew of "All People" are also welcome to visit us!

The comments section was filled with harmony.

Director Cui suddenly said, "Director Li, isn't it time to honor our bet?"

Director Cheng smiled and said, "Yes, Director Li, a senior like you certainly wouldn't go back on your word, right?"

Everyone perked up their ears.

Oh wow, did the three directors make a bet?

Director Li's face was extremely ugly, but he forced a smile and said, "For the next week, our 'Running Man' program team will pin our official Weibo account to the top of the page to promote our brother variety show 'Running Man'."

"Come on, everyone, let's thank Director Li together!" Director Cui shouted.

Wen Yao was particularly enthusiastic: "Thank you, Director Li! Director Li is so kind!"

Her smile is so sweet it melts your heart.

Director Li, who had been feeling a bit annoyed, suddenly felt much better.

I suddenly understand why Director Cui is a big fan of Wen Yao's father...

It looks just like a little figurine, it's so cute!

"Welcome to be a regular guest on our 'Running Man'!" Director Li was recruiting people so fast that he accidentally misspoke, "My daughter... cough, Yao-mei."

The audience burst into laughter.

He changed his words so quickly, but that "daughter" had already reached the ears of countless viewers in the live broadcast room!

[Haha, even Director Li has fallen for it!]

[My little sister gained a dad today, after having a bunch of grandpas and grandmas.]

[Guest on "Keep Running": Director Li, you seem like a stranger to us! You've never spoken to us in such a gentle tone before!!]

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The collaboration has ended.

The "Running Man" production team kept their promise and pinned a Weibo post to promote "Running Man".

But they didn't lose out at all. The popularity of "All Members" greatly increased the online viewership of "Keep Running".

This incredible wealth has finally come to "Keep Running"!

Netizens joked: "Even the little 'Running Man' is riding on the coattails of the hugely popular variety show 'Running Man'."

Many variety shows are eager to collaborate and have extended invitations to each other.

Director Cui ignored them all and convened a mobilization meeting for the guests.

"Tomorrow we will be returning to the desert island. The conditions may be very tough, but I believe that if we join hands, we will be able to overcome them!"

"More fun challenges and more generous rewards await you!"

"If we're going to do it, we're going to do the best dating reality show!"

Wen Yao:?

Gu Yan: ?

Everyone:?

Everyone turned to look at Director Cui.

Six hundred and sixty-six! I'm not even going to act anymore!

[Say it again, what kind of variety show are you going to make?]

[Haha, they should just rename it "Everyone's in Love"!]

Director Cui is practically socially dead, his toes are digging into the ground.

"...to make the best survival variety show." He feigned composure. "Oh, and there's one more important announcement: one of our regular cast members is leaving..."

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