This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!
Chapter 245: All the guests on "Running Man" were wiped out!
The two brothers, who had limited brain capacity, were racking their brains.
Fans of "Running Man" were also on high alert—
[Are there any experts? 】
Such natural acting skills, aren't you Chinese celebrities ashamed?
[What a vicious tactic! Terrifying indeed!]
This man and woman are extremely cunning; they must not be allowed to live! Capture them immediately!!
[Who would have thought that the two most guileless people would actually be the most cunning of the entire event!]
...
Seeing these speculations, longtime fans of "All-Star" are practically dying of laughter.
Is this the first time I've heard that Yao Mei and Yan Zi are cunning?
[You're overthinking it. Others are pure love warriors, these two are pure warriors! Welcome to the confrontation lane!]
[The siblings combined have a negative one brain /heart emoji]
[If others did this, I'd suspect it was a tactic, but with Yanzi and Bao doing this, I can say they genuinely want the other to be torn apart!]
You think they're a loving brother and sister? No, no, no, they're just fake siblings who constantly sabotage each other.
...
But neither the fans of "Running Man" nor the two bears believed it!
Gu Yan felt like his scalp was being ripped off, his face contorted in pain: "Why aren't you coming over yet?"
Wen Yao saw her brother's fingers almost sticking into her nostrils and struggled desperately: "Come and tear him apart!"
Xiong Da chuckled softly, "Stop acting, I know you're all faking it!"
Gu Yan: ? ? ?
Wen Yao:? ? ?
What did we act out?
Xiong Da analyzed: "Do you think we can't see through your act? You're just pretending to argue, and then you'll take the opportunity to tear off our name tags when we actually get there?"
Xiong Er chimed in, "My brother's right!"
Wen Yao slowly turned her stiff neck and met Gu Yan's gaze.
"Brother, are we acting?"
"...No way." Gu Yan himself lacked confidence. "When did my acting become so good? Wait a minute, don't the haters all criticize me for having no acting skills?"
The hater who was suddenly mentioned: "..."
Brother, you know you don't have one.
Then why would you take on bad movies every day?!
"We won't fall for their trap!" Xiong Da said confidently. "Farewell!"
Xiong Er chimed in, "Right, let's target someone else first! Like Wen Yao's boyfriend, he's pale-faced and tall, looks like a good match!"
"Wait a minute—" Gu Yan broke down instantly, "What did you say? Boyfriend?"
Xiong Er apologized sincerely: "Sorry, it was a slip of the tongue! It was said online that this is a dating reality show..."
He counted on his fingers, "Wen Yao's boyfriend is Fu Wanzhou, Wen Yao's wife is Yun Xingyunyue, and Wen Yao's husband is..."
Gu Yan let out a shrill scream, her hair standing on end: "You have a husband?? Why don't you just have a whole harem?!"
“Fu Qianchuan is her husband!” Xiong Er said innocently. “You didn’t even know that?”
Program team: "..."
audience:"……"
"No... if you're going to leave, then leave. Why did you provoke him?"
[Hahaha, Yanzi changes faces faster than a Sichuan opera performer; his face has turned green now!]
[Yanzi and Meibao will play and joke around, but there's one absolute bottom line that Meibao can't date... and no one is allowed to pair her up with anyone else...]
[Bear Two, may you rest in peace / Light a candle / Light a candle]
...
No sooner had Xiong Er finished speaking than...
Gu Yan let out a howl and crawled over in the shadows on all fours!
Xiong Er was stunned: "Holy crap? When did the zombie virus spread to China?"
Xiong Da's voice was urgent: "What are you all standing there for? Run!"
The most thrilling chase in the history of "Keep Running" has begun!
As Gu Yan climbed, he suddenly started to climb the tree!
As they ran, Xiong Da and Xiong Er looked back and said, "Wait, what kind of move is that?"
The next second, the two saw Gu Yan pick a coconut with his bare hands!
Big Bear: !!!
Xiong Er:! ! !
You should know that when locals pick coconuts, they have to wear leg braces similar to those worn by electricians, and they are tied to their bodies with ropes and sickles. It takes them a long time to climb up the tree.
Then secure it to the branch with a rope, and then cut the whole coconut branch off with a sickle.
It's not only time-consuming, but also extremely laborious.
But Gu Yan, he climbs faster than a monkey!
And they even picked the coconuts with their bare hands!!
Gu Yan gritted his teeth: "None of them shall live! They shall all die! Italian cannons, take your positions—"
He threw it with great force, and the coconut traced an arc like a cannonball.
"Bang!" The coconut smashed into the ground, creating a deep crater!
The two bears, who narrowly escaped, screamed wildly: "Aaaaaah—!"
If that fucking hit someone on the head, would they even survive?
Gu Yan fired wildly, launching one "coconut shell" after another!
"Bang, bang, bang!"
Xiong Da and Xiong Er swore that they had never run this fast in their entire lives, from the moment they were born!
Each guest wore a fitness tracker.
At this moment, in the upper right corner of the live stream, the heart rates of Xiong Da and Xiong Er skyrocketed! They broke all previous limits!
The two of them broke the record for running speed!
Wow, they just broke the city-level athlete's sprint speed standard, didn't they?
[Holy crap, the speed of a provincial-level athlete is about to break the record!!]
[@National Team, come quick! What a promising talent! Also, I suggest letting Yanzi become a coach for the national team; we have a real chance of breaking the world record at the Olympics!!]
Are you the devil?!
...
After a while.
The two bears, Xiong Da and Xiong Er, were hit several times and lay motionless on the ground.
It's unclear whether the person was barely alive or already cold...
Gu Yan stepped forward, angrily tore off their name tags, and muttered curses under her breath:
"I can accept that my sister has a wife, and I'll take it as a joke. But I don't want to hear the words 'boyfriend' and 'husband' from your mouths again!"
【Bear Big is OUT!】
【Bear Two is OUT!】
At this point, all the guests on "Keep Running" have been eliminated!
The total duration is less than 20 minutes!!
The live broadcast room was completely silent.
The fans of "Running Man" are not just broken, they are completely devastated!
Have you cut the melon yet?
Cut.
But their guests are juicy gossip!
Did you stomp on noobs?
That was cruel.
But their guests are all foodies!!
The fans were heartbroken.
[Private Marseille, is this the power of a dating reality show?]
Which dating reality show selects guests based on the criteria for special forces soldiers?
[110! I need to call 110! They're illegally using superpowered individuals to tear off name tags!]
The comrades from the Strategic Deception Bureau had tears in their eyes. Their efforts had not been in vain, and they had finally achieved victory!
Fans of "All Members" can finally hold their heads high!
[Wasn't it supposed to be a 20-minute battle?]
[Wasn't it said that none of the guests were weak?]
[Wasn't the cleaver team supposed to be chopping melons and vegetables?]
[Wasn't he supposed to be the strongest force on the planet in a top variety show?]
The rows of formations were so embarrassing that even the "Running Man" fans couldn't lift their heads!
The broadcast came on at just the right moment:
[The entire blue team has been eliminated!]
[The competition has officially entered its second stage: the individual peak battle!]
[The game continues—]
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