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Chapter 237 The Fastest First Kill in History
The saleswoman paused for a moment, then gave a polite smile and professionally introduced the product: "Hello sir, are you here to pick out a gift for a girl? This new foundation has received very good reviews..."
Lu Anbo interrupted her, "Give me ten bottles first."
"Huh?" The sudden large order almost made the saleswoman lose her composure, but she still came to her senses and reminded her, "Foundation has an expiration date, so we usually recommend buying one and stocking up."
Lu Amber: "It's alright, we can use it all."
"Okay, please wait a moment." The saleswoman couldn't resist asking, "Are you sending these to different people? Shall I pack them separately for you?"
"No, I'll use it myself."
Saleswoman: ?
Under the saleswoman's shocked gaze, Lu Anbo urged, "Add ten more bottles, I'm afraid it won't be enough."
Saleswoman: ???
The fans of "Keep Running" in the live broadcast room were all stunned.
There were shopping segments, but the guests would only buy bottled water or sports drinks at most.
What kind of logic is buying twenty bottles of foundation?!
Is this saleswoman a hidden NPC, and buying foundation is a secret code to obtain some key item?!
Despite her shock, the saleswoman still diligently pulled out the QR code:
"Sir, how would you like to pay?"
Without hesitation, Lu Anbo said, "Put it on the production team's tab."
Director Cui reminded Lu Anbo through the earpiece, "Lu Anbo, this is your personal expense, and we refuse to pay for it!"
Lu Anbo said urgently, "This is a matter of life and death!" He choked up, "My makeup is almost completely ruined!!"
Director Cui: "..."
I know you're an idol, but you don't need to have such a heavy idol image to maintain!
"Whatever, if you don't pay for my meal, I'll hang myself on the show!"
Lu Anbo picked up a sample bottle and a disposable powder puff and started frantically patting it onto his face.
In the blink of an eye, more than half of the bottle of foundation was gone!
Saleswoman: !!!
audience:!!!
[Wait, did he just perform a magic trick?]
I don't know what's wrong with you city people, I can't explain it to you, but anyway, we country folk don't eat foundation.
Although nobody cares, I still want to say it: Bai Zi, King Kong is coming this way!
...
In the variety show "Keep Running", tearing off a name tag counts as a kill, and the director will reward the guest with extra screen time.
In this environment where people are constantly being manipulated, the guests develop a habit of using any means necessary to get as many kills as possible.
King Kong had long ago identified Lu Anbo as his prey.
He could tear that effeminate pretty boy apart with his eyes closed!
"Dodge time is up! Invincibility mode is over!"
As soon as the announcement came over the loudspeaker, King Kong's eyes gleamed, and he rushed toward Lu Anbo at lightning speed.
【Bai Ziwei】
[The cypress seed is gone, but the first blood has arrived.]
[The fastest first kill record has been set! King Kong is awesome!]
...
Just as King Kong's hand was about to reach Lu Anbo's back—
Lu Amber screamed, "Ah, why wasn't the neck patch repaired?!"
He turned to look in the mirror, picked up a small powder puff, and started patting it onto his neck!
King Kong missed his target and bumped into the foundation bottle in his hand!
pat-
The exquisite bottle was shattered into pieces, with only a few drops of foundation left flowing freely on the ground.
"I'm sorry, our production team will come to compensate you later." King Kong apologized to the saleswoman, and was about to continue tearing off the name tags.
A high-decibel scream suddenly rang out from the scene—
"Ugh! I already told you my makeup is about to come off!!"
King Kong was startled. Good heavens, is this guy a tenor?
"Big brother, calm down, we're just playing a name tag ripping game..."
Lu Amber pointed to the inconspicuous blemish on her neck: "How can I face my fans with my makeup ruined like this?"
The camera zoomed in for a close-up, and that patch of skin was only slightly darker than the surrounding skin.
King Kong stared wide-eyed, but still couldn't figure it out. He then made a very straightforward, "straight man's" comment:
"Is there a difference?"
Lu Anbo screamed again, completely losing his mind on the spot.
"What do you know? A good idol is someone who shows their fans a perfect side!"
"I'm not perfect now because of you!"
"I'll fight you!!"
Lu Anbo punched, hit, scratched, pinched, and even bit King Kong!
King Kong, a strong and muscular man, was completely powerless to fight back!
Caught off guard, Lu Anbo ripped the name tag with the words "King Kong" off and dropped it to the ground!
King Kong's pupils suddenly contracted!
Lu Anbo didn't care about brand names at all, acting wildly and recklessly, even riding on King Kong's back and scratching his clothes into ripped pieces...
His hysterical state was just like that of a zombie from The Walking Dead.
It's still an oddball species.
Finally, the saleswoman, unable to bear it any longer, opened a new sample and gave it to Lu Anbo, thus ending this one-sided and inhumane beating!
The King Kong on the ground was curled up in a ball, almost unrecognizable as a human...
[…Was King Kong given First Blood?]
Did Lu Anbo mutate just now?
Hello everyone, is this a science fiction channel?
...
All the fans of "Running Man" felt like they had been slapped hard across the face!
The kind that makes a loud, clattering sound!
Good news: The fastest first kill in history has been set!
Bad news: King Kong got the first blood from the opposing team's pretty boy!
Who could accept this?!
Just when the fans of "Running Man" were wavering, the "All-Star" Strategic Deception Bureau appeared—
Oh well, Bai Zi is just lucky~
Yes, King Kong is truly strong, and besides, there are other amazing guests who haven't been eliminated yet!
[King Kong was deliberately letting Bai Zi win, afraid that "Running Man" would get zero points. Look at that, "Running Man" truly lives up to its reputation as a top-rated variety show; even the guests have such a magnanimous spirit!]
[What do you know? This must be a tactic arranged by Director Li! It's to lull the opponent into a false sense of security and then strike decisively when they're off guard! Go, Running Man! You guys are the best!]
...
Dispatch room.
Director Cui was almost driven crazy trying to suppress his laughter when he saw these comments that were so ridiculous they could kill someone.
Turning my head, I saw Director Li's expression changing in a myriad of ways, which was truly captivating.
Director Cui's mind raced, and he flattered, "Director Li, I never expected you to have arranged such a brilliant tactic! I truly admire you!"
Director Li: Huh? Me?
He was initially a bit confused, but amidst Director Cui's endless flattery, he gradually lost himself and calmly said:
"Well, we see each other all the time, so it's only right that we give way to you."
Just then, the camera cut to the second group of guests who had encountered each other unexpectedly—
Lin Xinwei VS Sister Amy.
Moreover, it was in an empty square, so Lin Xinwei had nowhere to run.
She retreated step by step towards the fountain, her expression panicked, looking like a pitiful little white flower.
"Sister Amy, please let me go!"
Amy's lips curled into a disdainful smile: "If you kneel down and beg me, maybe I'll consider it."
Like a cat playing with a mouse, she approached Lin Xinwei step by step—
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