Gu Zhu: [Imitating others]

Joshua: [Swearing]

Wen Yao: [Hugging someone]

...

After a moment's thought, Gu Zhu decided to target Joshua first.

In what situations are people most likely to swear?

Of course, it's when I'm provoked.

"Mr. Joshua, why do I rarely hear you mention your family?" Gu Zhu asked innocently.

Everyone was speechless at her move. It was common knowledge that Joshua had cut off all contact with his family. Wasn't she just rubbing salt in the wound?

Joshua was very gentlemanly, clearly well-educated and cultured; even though he found the question offensive, he only frowned slightly.

"The connections between people are different. It is already a very lucky thing to be able to accompany you for a part of your life."

Gu Zhu pressed further: "Have you ever reflected on whether it's your fault that we can't continue like this?"

Joshua's expression became noticeably more unpleasant.

"Oh, isn't this unnecessary?"

[The password? You really can't be too much of a pig!]

Did she ever consider that winning the game might have offended Joshua...?

After all, a weak acid is still an acid, a weak base is still a base, and even a person with intellectual disabilities is still intelligent.

...

"Are you ever going to stop? You're such a chatterbox!" Wen Yao interrupted Gu Zhu while cracking sunflower seeds. "Why don't we award you a Nobel Prize and just let you keep talking!"

Gu Zhu said in a teasy tone, "Oh, it's just a game, no one would actually take it seriously, would they?"

Wen Yao: "No way, no way, no one's broken down, right?"

Gu Zhu instinctively retorted, "No way, no way, surely no one's that nosy?"

Wen Yao made a "please" gesture: "Go back, child, you're just a piece of trash."

"you--!"

"Gu Zhu, OUT!" Director Cui's impatient voice blared from the loudspeaker.

It's like they've been hoping for Gu Zhu to be eliminated for a long time.

Gu Zhu: ? ? ?

She took off the instruction card and was furious when she saw the words "imitate others" on it!

Damn Wen Yao!

But even after being eliminated, she didn't forget to shift the blame:

“Mr. Joshua, look at her, she doesn’t resemble a lady at all. How can a girl like that be worthy of being your sister?”

The comments section was full of people cursing Gu Zhu.

You get itchy if you don't sell swords for a day, huh?

[This pig is really suffering from psoriasis; it's impossible to get rid of, and it's disgusting.]

[Hahaha, what is this? It's hilarious! Oh, it's just a boiled food!]

[How delightful! I laughed so hard I almost died!]

...

Joshua crossed his long legs, his hands casually resting on his knees, but the aura he exuded was not to be underestimated.

"It's wrong of her to say that, but then again, are you completely without fault?"

Gu Zhu: ?

Why does she only talk about you and not others? Have you reflected on this?

Gu Zhu: ? ? ?

"She's still a child, so let's punish her by making her hold her breath for five seconds. Give me some face, and let's not talk about this anymore."

For a time, everyone in the live stream was making jokes.

[Clear Broth Master!]

[Is punishing my little sister by making her eat two fewer packets of konjac? That would be great!]

It's no big deal, just deduct two steps from your WeChat steps.

[Let's punish my little sister by limiting her phone use to 60 minutes per hour.]

...

After criticizing Gu Zhu, Joshua looked at Wen Yao, hesitant to speak.

Wen Yao: "What? Trying to lecture me?"

“No…” Joshua hesitated for a few seconds before slowly saying, “I wanted to praise you.”

Wen Yao was all prepared to retort, but then Joshua came along and she had to swallow her sarcastic words back down.

"……what?"

"You did a great job daring to express your true thoughts."

"Being willing to help others shows that you are a warm-hearted and kind child."

“I heard this is a reward for good children in your country…” Joshua picked up a red tulip from the vase on the dining table. “Is it called giving you a little red flower?”

Wen Yao: ...No, she called someone a scoundrel, and then sent her flowers?

Is this correct? ?

She raised her hand to catch it, but suddenly remembered something and jumped up.

"Don't try to scam me!"

"My command was to [receive a gift] or [accept something], right?"

"I absolutely will not fall for that!!"

Joshua: "..."

Everyone: "..."

[My sister used all her anti-fraud awareness on Joshua.]

...

Joshua looked hurt: "I really... wasn't a liar..."

Wen Yao wavered for a moment, but her heart remained as cold as iron: "I don't want your flowers."

Then she saw that the tall, muscular Joshua in front of her was crying.

He choked back tears: "Oh God, what did I do wrong..."

Those eyes, blue as the sea, were greeted by a downpour.

This completely stumped Wen Yao.

"Hey, let's talk this out, don't cry!"

She was at a loss and couldn't sit still.

Who would believe it if I told them I made someone cry while playing a game?

Gu Zhu, who was standing to the side, almost burst out laughing!

Wen Yao is such an idiot!

Without her even lifting a finger, Wen Yao managed to make Joshua cry!

Joshua must hate her!

Once Joshua is completely disheartened, she can take advantage of his weakness!

The man cried harder and harder, quickly soaking his handkerchief.

Wen Yao handed him a few tissues, which were quickly soaked through.

How can there be such a crybaby?!

"Old John, look at you, you're such a grown man, stop crying, okay?"

Wen Yao spoke earnestly and patiently.

"Alright, alright, it's nothing, it's all in the past, old man. How about you curse back, I won't talk back... No, I can only promise not to curse so filthy."

Joshua repeated between sobs, "You don't understand, you don't understand anything..."

"Okay, okay, yes, yes, yes." Wen Yao patted the man's shoulder, and seeing that he was crying so hard he could barely breathe, she moved her hand to his back and patted him gently.

From the camera's perspective, it looks as if Wen Yao is half-encircling the person in her arms!

"Wen Yao, OUT!"

Wen Yao:? ? ?

Joshua: ? ? ?

"NO NO NO!" Joshua waved his hands repeatedly, "Don't eliminate her! Eliminate me instead!"

Wen Yao retorted angrily, "You brat, are you still pretending to be innocent at a time like this?"

Joshua was speechless with injustice: "I didn't... I didn't..."

"And you still say you're not a fraudster!"

Wen Yao performs a live performance of violently beating a foreign friend!

Gu Zhu: Start fighting! Hit them hard!

Beat Joshua until he was completely disappointed and gave up on his sister!

Won't Wen Yao regret it to death then?

But she didn't enjoy her triumph for more than three seconds—

"Stop hitting him!" Everyone thought Joshua was about to be beaten to death by Wen Yao, but then they heard him shout, "Little sister, your hand will hurt if you keep hitting him!"

Wen Yao was shocked: "No... are you sick?"

The viewers in the live stream were also deeply shocked!

【? ? ? ? 】

[Holy crap, where did this simp come from?]

[The Crown Prince truly has a worthy successor...]

This variety show is overflowing with sycophants!

[Help! This is hilarious! What's the point of watching the Spring Festival Gala now that I've already seen it?!]

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