This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

Gu Yan thought he had misheard: "What the hell?"

Joshua's Chinese wasn't very good, and fearing that Gu Yan wouldn't understand, he deliberately slowed down his speech:

"Can I have your unwanted sister?"

Gu Yan immediately rolled up his sleeves: "You foreign devil, what are you dreaming about!"

“Peach?” Joshua said seriously, “I don’t want to eat peaches.”

Gu Yan: "..."

That foreigner knows how to annoy people.

He guessed that Joshua had misunderstood him.

Gu Yan wanted to explain to him in a foreign language, but after struggling for a long time, what came out wasn't English either:

"There's an old Chinese saying, 'A wise man submits to circumstances!' My dear sister, you'd better get to work as hard as you can, understand?"

[Hilarious! Look how you've made Yanzi act like a colonel!]

[What's wrong with Yanzi's brain? Even foreigners can't understand Chinese fluently, how can he understand Chinglish?]

[Protect your little sister! Joshua clearly has ill intentions and is after her! Get to work like crazy!]

...

Top agent Song Daishan finally managed to squeeze in a moment from his busy schedule to check out the trending topics on Weibo.

Good news: Gu Yan is trending on social media.

Bad news: The entry is about Gu Yan working himself to the bone.

Upon opening the link, Song Daishan was speechless.

He immediately enrolled Gu Yan in several foreign language classes for his future schedule.

He absolutely would not allow any of his artists to be illiterate!

...

The audience only found the conversation between Gu Yan and Joshua funny.

Gu Zhu was stunned, as if struck by lightning.

When Joshua visited the Gu family, he wasn't particularly enthusiastic!

In her past life, as far as she knew, Joshua, for some reason, never acknowledged Wen Yao as his younger sister.

How come the whole plot changed after she was reborn?

Not only did Joshua follow the live variety show, but he also showed a strong interest in Wen Yao!

How can this work!

Gu Zhu squeezed her way to Joshua, clinging to her last shred of hope:

“Mr. Joshua, why force me? Actually… I’ve wanted an older brother for a long time…”

Joshua: ?

He asked sincerely, "Don't you have good psychiatric clinics in your country? Would you like me to recommend a private clinic for you?"

Gu Zhu: "..."

Lin Xinwei burst out laughing.

Gu Zhu clenched her fist.

Since that's the case, then don't blame her for revealing dirty secrets later!

Just then, Wen Yao finished singing a song.

She waited expectantly for the scoring results on the screen.

A huge "0 points" popped up!

[Congratulations! You've achieved a hidden achievement: defeating 99.999% of all competitors nationwide!]

Wen Yao:?

She scored 0 points, how could she still beat so many people?

Yunxing: "Is there something wrong with the monitor?"

Fu Wanzhou: "Is there a problem with the recording equipment?"

Fu Qianchuan: "Perhaps there's a bug in the scoring system?"

Jiang Xuran: "…………"

[Just thinking about how Yanzi is a singer, and her sister sings off-key, makes me want to laugh, hahaha]

Being able to sing a song that scores 0 points is also a skill; how can that not be considered beating 99% of the contestants nationwide?

[Seriously, you guys are making me cry. You'd rather suspect machine malfunction, hardware malfunction, or software malfunction than ever doubt that Mei Bao could actually sing a 0.]

...

Joshua straightened his clothes and stepped forward.

"Come home with me, Miss Wen."

Wen Yao turned her head and looked at him with confusion.

Joshua appeared calm on the surface, but the corners of his mouth were curling up in a wild grin:

“Your brother said he wants to sever ties with you, but I’m willing to reluctantly become your brother.”

Wen Yao:? ? ?

Gu Yan: ? ? ?

"Holy crap! If your Chinese isn't good, don't show off here!" Gu Yan jumped up and down. "Did I say exactly what I said? I said I'd unilaterally sever ties for five minutes!"

Wen Yao was displeased: "You want to sever ties with me?"

Gu Yan was speechless: "Is that the point? The point is the next five minutes, okay!"

"Heh, very well, Gu Yan, then I'll also sever ties with you for five minutes!"

"Hey, what did you call me? Is it proper for you to call me 'brother' by name like that?"

The brother and sister were talking back and forth so intensely that an outsider might have thought they were about to fight.

Joshua interjected, "Miss Wen, would you consider me?"

Gu Yan: "Shut up! What's it to you?"

Wen Yao deliberately went against him: "Why are you yelling? I think he's fine."

Joshua was slightly agitated.

Does Wen the Little Devil think... he's a good older brother...?

"Wen Shi Yao Yao, if you dare call another man 'brother,' you're dead!" Gu Yan threatened.

A rebellious thought arose in Wen Yao's mind, and she called out to Joshua, "Brother, brother, brother!"

Gu Yan was furious: "Are you feeding the chickens? Hooking and snagging."

"Five minutes isn't enough! Ten minutes!"

"Then I'll unilaterally cut ties with you for fifteen minutes!"

"twenty minutes!"

The two of them added numbers to each other like two naive elementary school students.

If Ms. Wen were present, she would probably have smiled with satisfaction and affection.

These two children have always been like this since they were little.

This is how Wen Yao and Gu Yan, brother and sister, truly interact.

The two started arguing and then began to fight.

The crowd rushed forward to mediate the fight.

Amidst the noise and chaos, a loud sob seemed to freeze the scene for a moment, as if someone had pressed pause.

Everyone looked toward the source of the crying.

Joshua, a tall man over 1.9 meters, dressed in a suit and tie, was wiping away tears with a small gray handkerchief. He sniffed hard.

"I'm sorry, everyone, I lost my composure."

"I never imagined that I would have a younger sister in my lifetime. I am so excited."

“I have no plans to get married and have children, and my family doesn’t need my property. Since you’ve called me brother, I’m willing to share half of my property with you.”

The suggestion of giving half of his fortune to his sister was rather common, but Joshua couldn't think of anything else for the moment.

My mind was filled with Wen Yao's voice calling me "brother".

Whether it was his biological father's side or Ms. Wen's side, Joshua had very little kinship with them.

But for some reason, Wen Yao's address of "brother" made him feel the power of blood ties for the first time in his life.

Wen Yao and Gu Yan looked at each other in bewilderment.

The brother and sister quickly retreated several steps.

"Brother, I understand!"

"Little sister, I understand now!"

The brother and sister were in perfect harmony at that moment!

Everyone thought they had some amazing insight, but the next second they heard the two of them say in unison:

"He wants to cut our kidneys!"

Guest: "..."

Program team: "..."

Studio:"……"

Are you two Shen Teng's elite troops?

It turns out that people do smile when they're speechless.

[Low IQ, unknown EQ, but top-notch anti-fraud awareness]

【Great! It's just that they weren't fully evolved, Brother and Sister Molo! We're doomed!】

...

Josius froze, then looked hurt: "God, you don't believe me!"

"Believe you? I'd rather believe my brother is Qin Shi Huang!"