This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

Wen Yao covered Fu Wanzhou's mouth.

Not content with just one hand covering it, he covered it with his other hand as well.

"Hmm?" Fu Wanzhou looked puzzled.

Wen Yao may have a stern face, but she is actually harmless.

"Fu Wanzhou, do you know how noisy you are?"

A soft snort echoed in the room.

Fu Wanzhou glared at the gloating Fu Qianchuan, then looked at Wen Yao with a pitiful expression, her head drooping listlessly.

Wen Yao patted his head haphazardly: "Be good, don't make a fuss."

Swah——

Fu Wanzhou's eyes lit up again.

Yao Mei patted his head!

Rounding it off, what's the difference between this and Yao Mei wanting to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with him to get a marriage certificate?

No!

He nodded frantically, almost leaving afterimages.

[Hilarious! My little sister treats the prince like he's a dog!]

[Hiss... Covering my nephew's mouth with the hand that my uncle kissed... Why does it feel strangely exciting...]

[Waaaaah, I love watching the Zhou Yao pairing! But what about Uncle? He looks so cold.]

[I'll just give her a cold shoulder while I wash her underwear. Just wait, she'll come running back on her own with a little coaxing.]

[If you don't understand, just ask: what's the difference between Wen Yao doing this and two-timing? Our Zhuzhu is so much better~]

[The above appears to be Gu Zhu's alternate account!]

[Pig King, stop! Stop going crazy!]

[Mind your own business! Our little sister is the empress, she can do whatever she wants!]

...

The camera suddenly shifts again—

audience:? ? ?

Director Cui, open the door! The 40-meter-long sword you ordered online has arrived!

"Brother Yan, I forgot my bath towel!"

Upon hearing this sound, the viewers in front of the screen widened their eyes in surprise!

It's a man.

That's not the point. The key thing is that the voice is definitely Lu Anbo's!

Are these two arch-rivals trying to create a romantic pairing by sharing a room?

Is the Chinese entertainment industry doomed?

Gu Yan lay on the sofa, playing a game console he had pulled out from the corner, and said irritably:

"You can just tear off some toilet paper to wipe yourself. Sharing a bath towel with me is disgusting, even if you don't find it disgusting!"

"If my showerhead hadn't broken, I wouldn't have come to your room to shower!" Lu Anbo deliberately disgusted him, saying in a high-pitched voice, "Brother Yan, you're so annoying!"

As expected, Gu Yan vomited: "yue."

Not long after, Lu Anbo came out of the bathroom.

He thought there would be no more live streams, so he didn't use any wigs, height-increasing insoles, or muscle suits.

Gu Yan glanced up and was horrified:

"Holy crap, where did this monster come from?!"

Gu Yan rubbed his eyes, hardly believing what he was seeing.

"Are you going to take a shower, or are you going to mine coal in Africa?"

Lu Anbo's skin tone darkened by several shades, turning from cool-toned fair skin to coal-colored in an instant.

"No offense intended, but I still want to ask, was part of your prosthetic leg sawed off?"

Lu Anbo's height had shrunk by more than 10 centimeters, leaving Gu Yanren almost dumbfounded.

“And the most outrageous thing is…” Gu Yan asked the soul-searching question, “Where’s your hair, buddy? What shampoo did you use? You can’t go bald like this just from washing your hair.”

Lu Anbo's head felt very cool. All his high crown and thick, seaweed-like hair disappeared, leaving only rare and precious hair.

[Hilarious! Bai Zi looks like he's vanished into thin air after taking a bath.]

I can't even imagine how dedicated Bai Zi must be; he must be covered in powder from head to toe.

[Damn it, I'm practically a pile of dung. When others take a bath, it's like a beautiful woman emerging from her bath; when Bai Zi takes a bath, it's like his true form is revealed.]

[Even when Yanzi's mouth is dry, he doesn't dare lick his lips, afraid he might accidentally poison himself. /heart emoji]

...

"Not everyone is as naturally beautiful as you, Yan-ge," Lu Anbo said sourly. "Do you know how hard I work every day? Have you ever seen the sun at five in the morning?"

It's not easy to maintain a polished look every day!

"Outrageous, absolutely outrageous." Gu Yan wiped his face. "You've gone too far. Your East Asian sorcery is terrifying."

"Look how rough you are! To your fans, ruining this face is a crime! Here, have two face masks, oh right, there are also eye masks, hand masks, lip masks, foot masks..."

Gu Yan, a typical straight man, got goosebumps just looking at that pile of stuff: "Why don't you put a face mask on your butt too?"

Lu Anbo asked shyly, "Brother Yan, how did you know my little secret?"

"..." Gu Yan gagged, "Yue!"

"Speaking of which, your skin condition is nowhere near as good as Teacher Wen's! Her skin is really good!"

Lu Anbo looked on with envy.

Wen Yao usually doesn't even bother with makeup or skincare, but her skin looks like it's been professionally retouched and heavily photoshopped—so smooth and milky white that you can't find a single flaw.

Mentioning Wen Yao, Gu Yan smiled and said, "Of course, you don't even know whose sister she is."

Lu Anbo retorted sarcastically, "Your sister will be someone else's wife sooner or later."

Gu Yan: ?

[Bai Zi is in danger!!]

[Bai Zi, I can't even be bothered to talk about your mouth.]

[To mention his sister being someone else's wife in front of Yanzi, aren't you just asking for trouble?]

"My sister can't possibly be someone else's wife!!" Gu Yan roared in anger.

"Oh, that doesn't prevent you from marrying into the family. You can just marry a husband and bring him home."

Gu Yan stopped playing the game console: "I think you're asking for it."

"Hey, hey, this is workplace bullying! Holy crap, don't come any closer!"

Lu Anbo took off running.

Gu Yan chased after him like a zombie, howling.

The two wandered aimlessly down the corridor several times before suddenly realizing something was wrong.

"Wait!" Lu Anbo stopped in his tracks and pointed to Fu Qianchuan's room. "Why is this door open?"

Gu Yan looked closely.

His beautiful, silly sister was drunk.

Inside the room, there were two large men standing there.

One was standing, the other was kneeling, and he was even hugging his sister!

Lu Amber: "Your sister doesn't want you anymore~~"

boom--

Gu Yan punched Lu Anbo.

Hearing the commotion, the Fu family uncle and nephew turned around.

bang bang-

Gu Yan punched Fu Qianchuan twice.

Fu Qianchuan: "..."

What should I do if my brother-in-law hits me?

"Does your hand hurt?" Fu Qianchuan asked.

"Shut up!" Gu Yan roared in anger. "You two, uncle and nephew, are both scoundrels! What were you doing locking my sister in a room? Do you think I'm dead?"

"Gu Yan, you've misunderstood..." Fu Wanzhou tried to explain.

Gu Yan's fists rained down like raindrops, causing Fu Wanzhou to run away with her head in her hands.

[I'm laughing so hard today, even with all the coupons I've got, I'm not getting cocky anymore!]

[Alright, alright, Bai Zi throws one punch, Chuan Zi throws two punches, and Zhou Zi unleashes a flurry of Pegasus Meteor Fists.]

[Mei Bao: ?＞?o?? Without saying a word, I got three men to fight for me. My record is verifiable]

...

"It's really a misunderstanding!" Fu Wanzhou said, feeling wronged. "If anyone should be beaten, it should be my uncle! This is his room!"

Fu Qianchuan: "..."

What a wonderful nephew of mine!

The hands that were trying to break up the fight simply stopped.

After Gu Yan finished beating him, Fu Qianchuan stepped forward calmly and separated the two, saying, "He's tough, you've had a hard time."

Fu Wanzhou: "..."

He's such a good uncle to me!