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Chapter 19 The essence of humanity is a repeater

Wen Yao hesitated for a moment, then casually said, "I hereby appoint you as the General Who Guards the North!"

Lu Amber retorted, "This is just like children playing house..."

To everyone's surprise, the man, who seemed as hard as steel, slightly curled his lips, even playing along in a childish game:

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

A faint smile played in his eyes, and the tender side of this tough guy was embodied in that moment.

Wen Yao waved her hand: "Alright, alright, my beloved subjects, let's return to camp!"

Lu Anbo, still preoccupied with showing off, anxiously asked, "Aren't we going to keep looking for the flag?"

Before Wen Yao could speak, Gu Yan retorted, "Dude, are you a survivor of nine years of education?"

"What nonsense are you spouting!" Lu Anbo nearly jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. "I graduated from the Beijing Film Academy!"

Lu Amber's fans, the little saplings, all stood up for their idol.

[The Beijing Film Academy is a 211 university. Could that scumbag Gu have scored 211 on the college entrance exam?]

[Exactly! That scumbag Gu must be jealous that our brother graduated from a prestigious university!]

[She claims to be illiterate and then attacks our brother, Jiu Louyu (a nickname implying someone who is illiterate). Isn't that just plain crazy?]

...

Just then, Wen Yao's words shattered the saplings' illusions: "Beijing Film Academy? Wow, that's amazing~ By the way... can't you even do elementary school math?"

She pointed to the flags in everyone's hands, her eyes clear and innocent: "Don't you even know addition and subtraction within fifty?"

The audience was stunned for a moment, then looked closely and realized that the other three groups of guests had found 49 flags!

In other words... only the small flag that Lu Anbo and Lin Xinwei found remained on the entire island.

Gu Yan, always eager for drama, said, "Pass this down: the students at the Beijing Film Academy can't count!"

Wen Yao: "Beijing Film Academy students can't count +1!"

Fu Wanzhou: "Students at Beijing Film Academy can't count plus!"

Yunxing: "Students at Beijing Film Academy can't count + their ID card numbers!"

Yunyue tugged at Yunyue's arm, but it was clear that humans were essentially repeaters.

She silently repeated to herself, "Students at the Beijing Film Academy can't count."

Lu Anbo was extremely embarrassed.

Lin Xinwei stepped in to smooth things over: "Amber was just so excited because he finally found a flag. He just wanted to contribute to our whole team..."

In a single sentence, Lu Anbo was portrayed as something incredibly great.

If you didn't know better, you'd think he was possessed by Columbus and discovered the New World.

Lu Anbo was deeply moved: "Sister, you understand me best!"

His eyes were filled with tears, and he looked at Wen Yao with a pitiful expression.

Wen Yao remained unmoved: "OK, you two can come back or not, it's up to you."

Lu Amber was dumbfounded: "What do you mean? Aren't you going to take the flag with us?"

"Didn't you say we should have a first-come, first-served order?" Wen Yao was completely baffled. "You two can take your time."

Lu Anbo's face flushed red, and he stammered, "I, I..."

How could he possibly admit in front of the camera that he wasn't capable of getting the flag?

Lin Xinwei said softly, "We are willing to share this information with everyone..."

"Oh, no need."

"..."

Lin Xinwei's eyes were red-rimmed, and tears welled up in her eyes, threatening to fall. The sight of her tears breaking the hearts of countless fans watching on screen.

【Ahhh, kill Wen Yao!】

[@Director Cui, this is blatant bullying!]

[My heart aches for Weiwei. What did she do wrong to deserve this?]

...

No matter how well a play is performed, it only becomes interesting if there is an audience.

Compared to Lu Anbo, that idiot, Lin Xinwei's acting skills are truly outstanding.

Unfortunately, no one had time to appreciate her acting skills.

After a lively discussion, everyone decided to take the wild boar carcass back with them.

Since we've already killed the shark, the worst that can happen is we both end up in jail for life!

audience:? ? ?

Are all of you guests looking so radiant?

Gu Yan and Fu Wanzhou were carrying the carcass of the wild boar cubs and were wondering what to do with the adult wild boar when Fu Qianchuan picked it up by himself!

All the guests at the scene were stunned!

This wild boar wasn't very big, but it must have weighed at least a hundred or two hundred pounds. How did Fu Qianchuan, all skinny as he is, manage to carry it?!

You're the strongest soldier king, the crooked-mouthed war god!

The viewers in the live stream were so shocked their jaws almost dropped!

Even special forces soldiers have to call him "Captain!"

Even the donkeys in the production team aren't this reliable!

[This carrying capacity is amazing... This rugged male protagonist from a romance novel has finally got some nerve! Come to my house and husk corn!]

...

The three groups of guests walked towards the campsite, leaving Lu Anbo and Lin Xinwei bewildered in the wind.

"Sister, how about we try again?" Lu Anbo was unwilling to give up.

Lin Xinwei coldly asked, "You'll carry me?"

"What are you thinking about!" Lu Anbo muttered. "Why aren't you carrying me on your back?"

Lin Xinwei: "..."

Without saying a word, she went to catch up with Wen Yao and her group.

Lu Amber: "Hey, sis, you don't want our flag anymore?"

Lin Xinwei: "Then you can give it a try. I'm going back now."

Lu Anbo was stunned for a few seconds, then quickly followed, trying to comfort himself with an excuse:

"What if there are wild boars? Let's stick with the main group."

...

Camp

The production team counted the number of flags and used a loudspeaker to inform the guests that the corresponding supplies would soon be airdropped by drone.

Following the prompts in the live chat, viewers watched the replay of the Fu family's live stream.

Fu Qianchuan seemed to have unlocked a cheat code, his speed in grabbing the flag was astonishing.

Most people idolize him, but a small number of nitpickers question: Why is Fu Qianchuan able to get so many flags? Could it be cheating?

While waiting for the supplies, Wen Yao suggested that everyone give a brief re-introduction.

"This time, I will mainly introduce my profession and skills, preferably those related to survival."

Everyone was thinking for a moment.

Yunyue pursed her lips. Sending her adoptive mother to a mental hospital was a stain that she and her sister could never wash away.

However, the reason they participated in this variety show was to showcase some of their strengths and thus salvage their plummeting reputations.

Now that Wen Yao has given her this opportunity, she must seize it.

Yunyue mustered her courage: "Let me go first."

Everyone turned to look at her.

“I’ve loved reading since I was a child, and before coming to this variety show, I did a lot of research on wilderness survival. I can identify edible mushrooms, wild vegetables, wild fruits, and common Chinese herbal medicines.”

Wen Yao nodded.

Wow, what a theoretical genius!

However, before their rebirth, these two sisters seemed to have no presence at all.

Furthermore, under the influence of Lin Xinwei and Lu Anbo, the audience developed a strong aversion to them.

When the variety show ended, the two sisters were splashed with paint by extreme anti-fans, which was the only time they made it to the trending topics list from beginning to end.

Yunxing racked her brains for a long time, then said guiltily, "I... I know how to start a fire, does that count as related to survival?"

She gave a performance on the spot.

The stove that others couldn't even start due to the smoke and coughing was suddenly ignited in her hands!

Wen Yao's eyes lit up: "I hereby appoint you as my personal lighter!!"

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