This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!
Chapter 169 Everyone Lets Go Free
The entire production team took a while to process before they had to accept reality.
Hmm... how can it not be considered a fairy tale about truth and falsehood?... How can it not be considered fraud prevention?...
To be honest, although it's outrageous, the promotional effect is still quite good.
Downloads of anti-fraud apps have surged, and sales of agricultural products promoted through live-streaming sessions are also impressive.
"Next up is the Gu Zhu Group, whose performance is titled 'Don't Bully the Poor Young.'"
This topic left the viewers in the live stream completely confused.
Which brand's business card is this?
Before anyone could think further, the performance had already begun—
Gu Zhu addressed the camera with passionate and rhythmic words:
"I was originally the chief disciple of Medicine Saint Valley. Villains harmed me, my fellow disciples bullied me, and a scumbag abandoned me. Now that I'm reborn, I will make everyone pay ten times, a hundred times the price!"
Oh wow, it's another cultivation novel story!
Although Gu Zhu's delivery of lines was a bit awkward, sounding like a poetry recitation, the audience still enjoyed watching it.
The live stream even featured a brand guessing game with no prizes, which sparked a lively discussion.
The camera shifts to Gu Yan.
He cleared his throat: "I just cursed a novel author last night, and today I transmigrated into his book! The original owner was a genius boy, but he's become a good-for-nothing! He was dumped! Ha, fortunes change, don't underestimate a young man's potential!"
To be honest, Gu Yantai's skill in writing lyrics is quite impressive, a real eye-opener.
In the scene, the reborn and the transmigrated are caught in a crossfire.
"Brother..." Gu Zhu said pitifully, "You're all I have left..."
"Wait! Fellow Daoist, stop!" Gu Yan said seriously. "We are all fellow Daoists, so just address each other as fellow Daoist!"
Gu Zhu's lips twitched slightly, but she forced herself to continue the act: "Fellow Daoist, are you also here to search for ancient innate spiritual treasures?"
Gu Yan: "Fellow Daoist, this concerns the tribulation, so please forgive me for not being able to disclose it!"
Gu Zhu, still injured, said, "I thought that if I could start over, you would be different from everyone else. I never expected you to be like this, Gu Yan! Since that's the case, then don't blame me for being impolite! I will definitely... make you regret it!"
Gu Yan shouted, "So you think being reborn makes you so great? I transmigrated into a book too! Everyone has a cheat code!!"
When falsehood is taken for truth, even truth becomes falsehood. Others only took it as a line from a script, but Wen Yao raised an eyebrow.
It seems that he used the lines to express his true feelings.
Just as the two were engrossed in their performance, Lin Xinwei suddenly appeared as if haunted, and electrocuted Gu Yan with a curling iron!
"Fellow Daoist! Die!"
"What are you doing!" Gu Zhu was startled; this was completely different from the script!
Without saying a word, Lin Xinwei electrocuted her and knocked her to the ground as well!
"Fellow Daoist! You shall die too!"
On the ground, Gu Yan and Gu Zhu were convulsing and foaming at the mouth.
Lin Xinwei smoothed her hair: "What's the use of just shouting slogans about being a reborn person or a transmigrator!"
"Instead of constantly talking about making the other party regret it, why not cultivate yourself into a powerful being and beat him until he cries his eyes out? See if he'll kneel down and beg for mercy in no time, regretting his actions?"
"They keep shouting 'Don't bully the poor when they're young,' are they going to shout 'Don't bully the poor when they're middle-aged,' and 'Don't bully the poor when they're old' next? With all that effort for shouting slogans, they might as well go cultivate themselves and crush others!"
"But then again, how can one get ahead in cultivation? Having a good mentor to guide one's cultivation will surely lead to rapid progress!"
Ignoring the lives of the two people on the ground, Lin Xinwei smiled slightly:
"Monkey Tutoring offers 1-on-1 tutoring – you deserve it! Don't hesitate, take action now!"
【? ? ? 】
[What the hell is this tutoring service?!]
[How naive I was! I thought it was a Hanfu brand, a pharmaceutical brand, or even a curling iron brand. Who would have thought it was an educational tutoring institution!]
[With Sister Wei's fighting prowess, she'd probably rank in the top three on this deserted island...]
[What a joke! Without an innate spiritual treasure, anyone can step on Sister Wei. Now that you have one, try calling me "Sister" again! Hurry up and kneel down to pay homage to the Thunder and Lightning King!]
...
Director Cui's hand holding the script trembled like a leaf in the wind.
I'm numb, my whole body is numb!
The script says "[use discretion]", but are these all "use discretion"?
They've all really let loose!
Director Cheng comforted her, "It's alright, there's still Yao's group."
Director Cui, looking weary, lit a cigarette and said, "Do you know why I put them in the last group?"
Director Cheng: ?
"That group doesn't just let loose! They're capable of going completely crazy any minute of the day!!"
A few minutes later.
The third group's performance begins.
"Next up is a performance by the [Wen Yao Group]! The theme of the performance is: None."
audience:? ? ?
[Why did the other groups have assigned topics, but Mei Bao's group had no topic?]
[It's probably because even if given a topic, this group is unlikely to follow it exactly...]
[Haha, the production team really knows how to please girls!]
...
The production team didn't give them any topics, and Wen Yao and the other two didn't show any signs of acting.
Wen Yao lazily sprawled on the grass and invited Yun Yue to lie down with her.
As for Lu Anbo, he was completely ignored.
Yunyue hesitated for a moment, but couldn't resist the temptation and carefully lay down next to Wen Yao.
"Why are you so far away? The distance between us is almost as wide as the Mariana Trench!" Wen Yao teased. "If you won't come closer to me, then I can only... come closer to you!"
She moved nimbly, and in no time at all, she was arm in arm with Yunyue and head to head.
"Yay! Successfully stuck together!"
bang bang bang...
Yun Yue's heart was pounding like a drum; she was worried that Wen Yao would hear her.
"Sister Yao, it seems we're getting a little too close..."
Wen Yao turned her face, her eyes bright and clear, her nose almost touching Yun Yue's cheek:
"Isn't it better to be closer?"
Yunyue's face turned red at a speed visible to the audience!
"It's not that it's bad..."
"Hehe, a double negative means an affirmation, so it means you think it's pretty good!"
Yunyue's face burned even hotter!
The Yueyao couple watching on screen all wore doting smiles.
Happy Chinese New Year, everyone!
Wen Yao whistled, and a moment later, two monkeys darted out of the jungle.
They were also carrying bags of snacks, I don't know where they came from.
Several staff members recognized them!
"Aren't these my purple cashews?!"
"Damn it, I haven't even had a chance to eat a bag of ChaCha sunflower seeds yet!!"
"Last time a monkey stole my coffee, threw it away because it was too bitter, and then it stole my colleague's milk tea..."
Yes, to the staff, the monkeys on the deserted island are no different from the locals on Mount Emei!
The two monkeys were extremely attentive, offering Wen Yao peanuts to eat.
"Give it to me after you've peeled the shell?"
The little monkey quickly peeled the peanut shells and handed them back to Wen Yao.
"And the skin too, I don't eat it with the skin on."
The little monkey blinked its eyes and rubbed off the peanut skins as well.
Wen Yao had only eaten two peanuts when she remembered to instruct the little monkey:
"Peel a few for your sister Yue too."
The little monkey nodded and bowed, showing great understanding.
Lu Anbo watched from the sidelines, feeling a strong urge to join in.
Why can Wen Yao be ordered around, but he can't?
"Ahem, that monkey... yes, you, come here."
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