boom--

As if accompanied by the background music of gunshots often found in short videos, Lu Anbozi's bared teeth instantly disappeared.

The comments section was filled with insane laughter.

[Bai Zi: Oh my god, I'm about to die!]

[Yanzi and Baizi kissing? This scene is too beautiful for me to bear.]

[Serves you right for being so talkative. Now we're going to kiss, are you satisfied?]

...

“Amber,” Wen Yao said in a very gentle tone, “I knew you were open-minded, and besides, you’re a man, what a coincidence!”

Gu Yan: ? ? ?

Lu Amber: ? ? ?

"Me, kiss him?" Gu Yan pointed to himself, then to Lu Anbo, "Did you get my permission, Wen Yaoyao?"

Wen Yao picked at her ears, pretending not to hear anything.

This guy's a total pain in the neck; his basic skills are terrible.

In a critical moment, Lu Amber had a sudden inspiration: "I may be a man physically, but I am a gentle girl at heart!"

Amidst the shocked gazes of the crowd, he hardened his heart and declared: "Yes, that's right, I am transgender!"

"So, do you like men or women?" Wen Yao pressed.

Lu Anbo quickly replied, "Of course I like women!"

Wen Yao suddenly realized: "So you're a lesbian at heart, even though you're a male in physical body?"

The words fell silent.

Look how much you've driven Bai Zi; he's finally gotten his brain working.

Alright, buffs stacked up, body of a man, heart of a woman.

[Is it really that big of a deal? It's just a kiss, right? Bai Zi, it'll be over in a blink of an eye.]

[If you're so good, why don't you do it yourself?]

Oh, I'm sorry, I can't.

...

Wen Yao's words had swayed everyone's thinking, and their gazes toward Lu Anbo were filled with subtle nuances.

Lu Anbo was speechless.

"You two should just consider it a sacrifice for yourselves," Wen Yao said.

Lu Anbo flew into a rage: "Why don't you sacrifice yourself?!"

Gu Yan was displeased: "You yell at my sister in front of me? Do you think I'm dead??"

Everyone else also spoke up to defend Wen Yao.

Yun Xing: "Lu Anbo, keep your voice down!"

Yunyue: "You'll scare Yaomei like that."

Fu Wanzhou: "Try saying one more word."

Fu Qianchuan didn't say anything, but he cracked his knuckles, making a cracking sound.

Lu Anbo immediately backed down... no, he immediately went along with his heart: "What I mean is, how can Teacher Wen sacrifice herself! Of course, I should do this kind of thing!"

The camera then pans to Gu Yan's dark face.

"Fuck..." he gritted his teeth, "Fine, let's kiss! Come on!!"

Gu Yan and Lu Anbo moved forward inch by inch, their expressions like those of warriors going to their deaths.

Even if the speed is slow, there will eventually be a moment when we get close.

As their heads drew closer and closer...

Gu Zhu suddenly rushed forward, separating the two of them, and like a mother hen protecting her chicks, she firmly shielded Gu Yan behind her:

"Enough! Lu Anbo! Let my brother go!!"

Gu Yan: ? ? ?

Lu Amber: ? ? ?

Guests: ? ? ?

Wait... big sister, why are you everywhere?!

Gu Zhu's eyes were brimming with tears, and she looked pitiful: "Others may not care about my brother, but I do!"

When she said "others," she glanced at Wen Yao.

"Why should my brother sacrifice himself! If no one in this world loves him, then I will!" Gu Zhu finished speaking with dramatic emphasis, then closed her eyes, pouted, and said, "If you want a kiss, kiss me!!"

Gu Yan: !!!

Lu Amber: !!!

All guests: !!!

【Aaaaaah, help me!!!】

I've fallen into that embarrassing trap again!!

[Teacher Pig is really something... *facepalm* and a helpless, bitter smile]

What's wrong with you, Mr. Pig? I think this is practically sexual harassment!

...

Lu Anbo was shocked and retreated repeatedly.

While munching on sunflower seeds that she'd somehow produced, Wen Yao watched the spectacle with an air of nonchalance:

“Lu Anbo, aren’t you a lesbian? Then you and Gu Zhuqin are a perfect match.”

"Good my ass!" Lu Anbo exploded, jumping up and down. "We lesbians aren't someone anyone can just lay a hand on!"

Gu Zhu opened her eyes, incredulous.

She gave Lu Anbo such a precious chance to kiss her, and he didn't even cherish it?

Really ignorant!

Gu Yan frowned and said, "This is none of your business, get out of the way."

Gu Zhu looked hurt: "Brother, I'm doing this for your own good! I'm trying to help you!!"

Gu Yan laughed angrily: "Gu Zhu, can you please stop being so self-righteous?"

Gu Zhu clutched her chest, her eyes red-rimmed: "I consider you my beloved brother, but what about you? Do you even consider me your sister?"

It would have been better if she hadn't brought it up; the moment she did, Gu Yan's expression became even more unpleasant.

"Since we've come this far, I'll just get straight to the point."

“Gu Zhu, I can take better care of you out of legal and polite reasons, after all, we are nominally brother and sister.”

"But I only have one sister, Wen Yao."

Gu Zhu's pupils suddenly contracted!

She never expected that Gu Yan would say such heartless words in front of so many people in the live broadcast room!

Was Gu Yan's care for her before her rebirth merely out of "law and courtesy"?

Do not……

Gu Zhu simply couldn't believe that the selfless tool she had been in her past life had now developed a sense of self!

How could he awaken? What makes him capable of awakening?!

He should give her everything—his health, his reputation, even his life!

"Then what am I... a joke?" Gu Zhu asked, on the verge of tears.

In the live stream, some new viewers couldn't help but feel sorry for her.

Oh dear, although I don't know what happened, I feel sorry for Gu Zhu.

[Yes, she's crying like this, and Gu Yan doesn't even try to comfort her. Even an adopted sister is still a sister!]

[Gu Yan is so heartless! She's been so good to you, her brother, and your heart is as hard as a rock?!]

Longtime viewers are already used to it.

[Newcomers, don't worry, you'll understand after watching the live stream for a while.]

[Hilarious! She betrayed her own brother for a man. Would you take her as your sister?]

[Teacher Pig finally said something sensible: Yeah, you're a joke, and you're only just realizing that?]

...

Gu Yan remained unmoved by Gu Zhu's tears.

Lu Anbo couldn't help but chime in again: "Zhuzhu, don't cry. Hey, Gu Yan, why don't you comfort her?"

The main problem is that it's too noisy when it cries.

It's like killing a pig.

Gu Zhu's eyes lit up. So... there were still people who cared about her.

Overwhelmed with emotion, she pounced on Lu Anbo and kissed him!

pat-

Wen Yao dropped all the melon seeds in her hand to the ground.

The other people's eyes almost popped out of their sockets!

They kissed? They just kissed like that?!

A moment later, Wen Yao was the first to applaud.

"666."

Before the viewers in front of the screen could react, a notification popped up in the live stream:

This live stream has been shut down for allegedly violating regulations.

audience:? ? ?

He banned the live stream in seconds. Everyone who came would say he's a natural talent!

Everyone simultaneously recalled Wen Yao's words:

"6."

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