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Chapter 156: The Dating Variety Show is Born!
[The young master appears to have lost all his strength and abilities]
[Fu Wanzhou: He's a green tea b*tch! Wen Yao: You're dead! He's clearly a sweet, devoted husband!]
[Uncle Fu, you have such thick eyebrows and big eyes, I never expected you to be a seemingly innocent but actually cunning black sesame-filled glutinous rice ball!]
[One's a simp, the other's a scheming woman—they're going to have a real battleground between them!]
[Am I the only one curious? What exactly does Uncle Fu mean by "being a dog"? @Director Cui, please release a bonus chapter for members, I'm going to max it out!!]
...
A snow-capped mountain.
The special forces team, having just finished their mission, is cooking hot pot in the ranger's cabin.
The ingredients were simple, consisting of a few canned goods and compressed biscuits, but the team members found joy in the hardship and ate with great relish.
"I heard the captain was invited to some live-streamed variety show..."
"What the heck? Captain Fu has saved up so many years of vacation time, why would he use it to participate in a variety show?"
"Is that even a question? Of course, it's to win over his girlfriend!"
"Huh? Didn't the captain break up with his girlfriend?"
"So what if you break up? You can get back together after a divorce, and you can reconcile after a breakup!"
Amidst the swirling smoke, several rough-looking men ate and chatted in a harmonious atmosphere.
Someone took out their phone and, using the weak signal, opened the live stream of "Everyone's Trying to Survive".
When he saw Fu Qianchuan get punched by Fu Wanzhou—
Squad members: (?'?'? )
No… Captain, where’s your positioning? Where’s your movement technique?
How could such a delicate and beautiful girl be hit by an ordinary person?
When I saw Fu Qianchuan acting all delicate and pitiful—
Squad members: ∑(°口°?)??
No... Captain, are you playing with abstract concepts? You're supposed to be a captain who's harder than iron and stronger than steel!
After hearing Fu Qianchuan say that it hurt—
The team members looked at each other in bewilderment.
A few seconds later, the cabin erupted in chaos!
"Holy crap! Is this really our captain?"
"Am I hearing things? Why do I hear the captain yelling that he's in pain?"
"He's really going all out to win over his girlfriend! He's even shameless!!"
However, everyone was wondering, what kind of celestial being could be so captivating to the captain?
The camera then pans to a slender, fair-skinned girl.
Sunlight filters through the gaps in the lush vegetation, casting a gentle and soft filter on Wen Yao.
That tiny face, no bigger than the palm of your hand, was incredibly exquisite.
She looked serious and focused as she searched for medicine for Fu Qianchuan.
She was gentle and meticulous when applying the medicine to Fu Qianchuan.
"Brothers, she's truly a celestial being!!"
Everyone agreed, and each person wished they could rack their brains and use every word in their life to praise Wen Yao.
Ultimately, all those words can be summed up in one sentence:
"Captain is awesome!!"
...
Countless netizens made jokes in the live stream:
Director Cui's first ever survival variety show was a complete flop!
Director Cui's first-ever dating reality show is born!
Successful men make successful variety shows!
Director Cui's reaction to this was one of profound weariness.
I'm honest, please let me go.jpg
Who said this is a dating reality show?! It can't be a dating show at all!
This is clearly a survival show that's inhumane and tortures the guests!
"Increase the intensity! Increase the effort! I want everyone to know that this is the most grueling, most inhumane, and most brutal wilderness survival show in history!"
Director Cui slammed his fist on the table and spoke with great passion.
So, the guests, trapped in the maze, heard Director Cui's merciless voice blaring from the loudspeaker:
"Attention all guests! The 'All-Out Speed Race, Timed Chase' challenge is now beginning—"
"I hereby announce that the guests are in position and the hunters are about to be deployed—"
The next second, the viewers in the live stream heard Wen Yao ask with concern:
"Fu Qianchuan, can you run?"
Fu Wanzhou: ?
Do you want me to carry you on my back?
Fu Wanzhou: ? ? ?
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