This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

She connected to Wen Yao and Gu Yan's headsets and said a few words concisely.

The brother and sister both looked bewildered.

"Preparing 'dinner' and 'accommodation' for each other?"

The audience exclaimed "666!"

Director Cheng really knows how to play the game.

【I'm a Prada-wearing devil!】

[Truly a master monkey trainer, tremble, malo brother and malo sister!]

...

Dispatch room.

Director Cui cast an admiring glance his way.

"It has to be you!" Director Cui exclaimed excitedly. "This production team would fall apart without you!"

Director Cheng frowned slightly: "Let's take a look first."

Her eyelids kept twitching; she had a bad feeling about it.

"They're both just sitting around doing nothing, they can't let the other suffer! They're siblings after all!" Director Cui said. "They have to turn things around!"

His thoughts were also those of many viewers in the live stream.

In front of the screen, agent Song Daishan finally took some time to watch Gu Yan and Wen Yao's live stream.

These past few days, he's been working almost non-stop, just to connect Gu Yan with various resources.

Who would have thought that Gu Yan, an obscure nobody, would gain popularity in just a few days comparable to the night he debuted as a top star?

In addition to regular business endorsements and commercial performances, they've been approached by all sorts of variety shows and live-streaming e-commerce platforms.

He was also handed a thick stack of scripts for web series and TV dramas.

Song Daishan even received several movie scripts.

Although they are all low-budget productions, given the film industry's hierarchy of disdain, the fact that a former idol like Gu Yan was given a script speaks volumes about his current online popularity!

Song Daishan had dark circles under his eyes, but he looked very energetic. The corners of his mouth were slightly upturned as he opened the live broadcast room with a relaxed and at ease.

Then--

On the screen, Gu Yan appeared furtively in a small alley, rubbed his hands together, and walked forward.

Is this where we get our free meals?

Song Daishan's smile froze instantly.

After receiving confirmation, Gu Yan accepted a relief meal, and made sure to ask the staff to give him extra meat and vegetables:

"My sister loves it, please have more, thank you, thank you! May you have a peaceful and happy life!"

Song Daishan's hands trembled slightly as he pieced together the complete plot from the swirling barrage of comments.

No... the production team asked you to prepare dinner for Wen Yao, so you just gave her a free meal as a relief?

The scene shifts—

Feeling a strong urge to steal a bite, Wen Yao looked around and arrived at the supermarket entrance, where food nearing its expiration date was being sold.

"Expired food is free, right?"

Song Daishan's mouth began to twitch.

A kind salesperson put the expired instant noodles into a black bag.

Wen Yao pleaded, "Sister, please give me the spicy flavor! Please, please, my brother loves spicy food!"

The saleswoman, middle-aged, was overjoyed to be called "sister," her smile radiant as she added two more bottles of juice to the bag.

"It just expired, but it's still drinkable."

Wen Yao beamed, "Thank you, sister!"

Song Daishan's mother tongue has become speechless.

No way... Yao Mei, it's one thing for you to get free food for your brother, but you actually got expired food?!

Where are my calming pills? Where are my usual calming pills?!

The viewers in the live stream didn't understand but were greatly shocked.

【…】

Wow, they're sharing a brain!

[The inkstone is not afraid of the house collapsing at all!]

It's okay, our Yanzi business is already in ruins, there's no house left to collapse /heart emoji

...

"Next is the 'accommodation'..."

"Where should I stay tonight...?"

Hearing Gu Yan and Wen Yao's nagging, Song Daishan forced himself to cheer up.

Food can be made do, but accommodation can't be!

But the next second—

Wen Yao shifted her gaze to the bridge not far away, pondered for a few seconds, and then strode over.

She looked around, nodded in satisfaction, and pointed to the location of the underpass:

"That's the place I prepared for my brother."

"Broadly ventilated from north to south, with good air circulation, a villa by the water, and close to nature!"

the other side.

Gu Yan stopped in front of a nearby bank, looked around, and walked into the ATM next to it.

Each machine has its own independent small room.

Gu Yan checked and found that each door could still be locked.

"A place has been arranged for my sister to sleep!"

"Single apartment, private space, 24-hour surveillance, safety guaranteed!"

Song Daishan's vision went black and black again.

He tossed the calming pills aside and began rummaging through drawers and cabinets, his hands trembling.

Will calming the mind help? I need nitroglycerin tablets!!

【Hahahahaha】

Who invented these two little gadgets, Maluo Ge and Maluo Mei? They're absolutely hilarious!

[Eating relief meals and expired food, living under bridges and in rooms with ATMs... Are you two sure you're siblings??]

...

A few minutes later.

Wen Yao and Gu Yan met at the fountain in the square.

As night deepened, the lights came on, and the fountain flowed, creating an atmosphere of decadent luxury.

Ironically, the two siblings, who possessed stunning good looks but were completely unrefined, were squatting by the fountain.

Wen Yao rummaged through the bag for a while and finally found a cup of instant noodles that hadn't expired yet. She was beaming with joy.

"Brother, the expiration date is tomorrow, this bucket still has a few hours before it expires!"

"I got the hot water from the sanitation worker station! It was scalding hot! Perfect for instant noodles!"

Gu Yan rubbed the rough edges off the disposable chopsticks for Wen Yao, then lifted the lid of the relief meal with an air of confidence:

"Three dishes, two meat and one vegetable, and I even served you a bowl of pork rib soup, ta-da—"

He brought out a small bowl containing two smooth, bony spare ribs:

"I've fished the veteran actor out of the pot for you!"

Wen Yao: "6666!"

Gu Yan: "Hehehe."

The siblings didn't complain at all; they picked up the dinner each other had prepared for them and started eating it with gusto.

Their eyes met unexpectedly, and both of them were slightly taken aback.

When was the last time the two of us ate together alone?

It seems... to be a very, very long time ago...

A loud clang jolted the two from their wandering thoughts.

A passing beggar looked at the two with pity, tossed a coin into the empty bowl on the ground, and after thinking for a moment, threw in a few banknotes as well.

"It's not easy for either of you, have something good to eat."

Wen Yao: "..."

Gu Yan: "..."

"Do you two know how to beg? Why don't you join our Beggars' Sect? You can easily make three to five hundred a day."

Wen Yao: "......"

Gu Yan: "..."

The audience watching on screen found it hilarious and couldn't stop laughing.

Hahaha, I'm so happy I'll get rich!

[They truly are siblings blessed by the god of variety shows!]

[Help!! This script is so funny, even a screenwriter couldn't have written it!]

Song Daishan, who was desperately pinching someone's philtrum, suddenly had his phone buzzing incessantly.

WeChat on my computer kept popping up notifications—

His heart clenched. Could it be that the major brands and sponsors felt Gu Yan's image didn't match and wanted to offer a seven-day no-questions-asked return policy?