This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

The next second, Gu Zhu felt her legs dangling in mid-air, then swaying rhythmically.

Gu Zhu: ? ? ?

Her eyelashes trembled uncontrollably, but fearing punishment, she had no choice but to continue pretending to faint.

From the audience's perspective, her upper body appeared to be unconscious on the ground, while her lower body swayed in the wind.

Lu Amber became even more excited: "Yo yo, follow my rhythm, everyone! Boom boom boom..."

His rap speed increased, and Gu Zhu's legs moved faster and faster in the air.

Until one rapper's voice was burning hot, and another swayed so much that his shadow blurred.

The viewers in the live stream were greatly shocked.

[Another day where my worldview has been completely shattered by the performance art of this little eccentric variety show.]

[Who the genius was who invented this little gadget, Meibao? Who would have thought it could be played with like this!]

Seeing Teacher Pig's eyelids twitching incessantly, I'm laughing so hard I'm getting rich! Even a person in a vegetative state would wake up! I'd like to see how long Teacher Pig can keep pretending to be unconscious!

...

Soon, rap alone was no longer enough for Lu Amber.

"Friends! Let me see your hands! And your feet!"

He struck a cool pose like he was playing guitar, and declared passionately, "Let's rock out together!"

Gu Zhu suddenly had a bad feeling—

The next second, Wen Yao adjusted her body so that her feet were up and her head was down.

Lu Anbo played the guitar, and Wen Yao... Wen Yao played Gu Zhu.

As a result, all the viewers in the live stream witnessed this amazing scene.

Lu Amber, strumming her ethereal guitar, jumped and danced: "Yo yo, check it out!"

Wen Yao, playing her human guitar, swayed Gu Zhu's head and shouted, "Yo yo yo! Everyone—"

The two exchanged a glance, their minds inexplicably aligned:

Let's have fun!!

The two moved more and more wildly, at a faster and faster pace. The guests at the scene and the viewers in the live broadcast room all witnessed Gu Zhu's head pecking at a tree hole like a woodpecker...

Gu Zhu's head had shoved a hole into the soil on the ground.

【6666】

Teacher Pig, why are you doing this to yourself...?

[A little shock for new viewers, this is the daily life of our quirky variety show]

Wow, Teacher Pig's head is like an excavator! Next time we need to dig a tree hole, we won't need to hire anyone else; Teacher Pig can just use his Shadowless Iron Head Technique!

...

The atmosphere at the scene became increasingly lively.

Lu Amber gestured to her ear: "Let me hear your screams, okay?"

The crowd shouted twice in unison.

"Speak louder! Aren't you all full?!"

The crowd turned up their voices, and the comments section erupted with "Ahhh!"

Even as her legs were violently shaken and her head was pounded into the ground, Gu Zhu stubbornly refused to open her eyes. But then something happened that utterly shattered her despair—

With a "rip," Lu Anbo tore open his shirt, then slid to his knees and let out a strange, unintelligible scream.

Gu Zhu: !!!

Would Wen Yao tear her clothes too?

When she felt Wen Yao's hand touch her clothes, Gu Zhu finally "coincidentally" opened her eyes and slowly woke up:

"What happened... Yao Yao, how did I end up in the sky...?"

Wen Yao: "Look at you, child. You were sleeping so soundly, why are you talking in your sleep?"

Gu Zhu: ? ? ?

"Keep going!" Wen Yao shouted. "Little train, start moving!"

"Okay, Teacher Wen!" Lu Anbo obeyed without question, directing everyone to put their hands on the shoulders of the person in front of them, one after another, and then they started jogging in circles.

And Gu Zhu—

It then became the locomotive.

The difference is that others land on their feet, while she lands on her head.

"A train runs fast because of its locomotive!"

"Let's run together with Teacher Gu Zhu!"

Wen Yao's sweet voice was undoubtedly a demonic sound to Gu Zhu's ears.

Run on your head...

Gu Zhu's vision went black for a moment.

"Yaoyao, I'm awake! I'm really awake!" She waved her arms and legs excitedly, struggling desperately. "Put me down, I can ride the little train with you all..."

Wen Yao: "Look at you, child, you're still so restless even when you're asleep. Do you usually sleepwalk?"

Gu Zhu: "I didn't! I didn't do it! Ahhhhhh!"

You can't wake someone who's pretending to be asleep.

Similarly, if someone pretending to be asleep wakes up, no one will wake them.

"Ready, ready, get set—"

“3, 2, 1——”

"start--!"

Accompanied by Lu Anbo's wailing singing, the little train started moving.

Wen Yao carried Gu Zhu's ankles and started running with her head on the ground.

The entire live stream was so shocked that words failed them.

【I'm driving a little train!】

[This scene... is destined to be a hit on the parody/meme section.]

[Teacher Pig would have been better off accepting the punishment from the start. It wasn't like he was guaranteed to touch the snake. Now, a small punishment has turned into a major torture. [laughing]]

...

After the little train finished running, countless more potholes appeared on the ground.

Gu Zhu's hair had also visibly flattened considerably.

Seeing that Wen Yao was about to suggest playing something else, Gu Zhu became hysterical and started yelling:

"I didn't sleep! I really didn't sleep! Why don't you believe me?!"

Seeing that she was still stubborn and showed no remorse, Wen Yao said, "Does everyone want to play with the big windmill? The big windmill creaks and turns slowly..."

As for who the windmill is, it goes without saying.

Gu Zhu could no longer bear it and suffered a mental breakdown.

"I was faking it! I was faking it all! I didn't faint just now. I only pretended to faint to avoid punishment!"

"Wen Yao, please let me go! I beg you!!"

Wen Yao then released her, her eyes filled with cold indifference.

Gu Zhu collapsed to the ground and burst into uncontrollable sobs.

Teacher Pig, why did you provoke her...?

[I'm a new fan, and I want to ask if Wen Yao is a villain? Why does she bully Gu Zhu like that?]

[Villain? Does that word even apply to our little sister? She's clearly a demon king!]

Even if Gu Zhu did something wrong, Wen Yao shouldn't treat her like this.

How much does one post cost for a bot from Teacher Zhu's online army? Can you give me their contact information? I want to earn enough for a bubble tea too.

...

The desert island concert has come to an end.

Wen Yao's move of using magic to defeat magic was too ruthless, and Gu Zhu wouldn't dare to cause any more trouble for a while.

She thought she had escaped unscathed, but to her surprise, Wen Yao pointed to the box covered with velvet, her expression unchanged:

"Hurry up, the snakes in the box are starving and have almost developed right-angled shoulders."

Gu Zhu was dumbfounded.

If she had known that she would suffer so much and torment and still be punished in the end, why would she have bothered with all that trouble?

Wen Yao calmly counted on her fingers, humming a little tune about windmills.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Gu Zhu trembled with fear.

She's a devil! Wen Yao is a devil!!

Gu Zhu moved slowly, step by step, and shakily reached her hand into the box...

Soon, Gu Zhu's screams echoed across the entire deserted island.

...

The campsite not far away was bustling with noise.

Wen Yao came out of the restroom and heard faint footsteps.

"Who?"

Gu Zhu slowly moved out from behind the tree, pointed to the microphone, and gestured for Wen Yao to turn off the recording equipment.