This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

[Hilarious, this character seems so familiar!]

[The young master is speaking from the main toilet!!]

One world, one disease

...

The young man's smugness lasted only a few seconds before he broke down, grabbing his hair in despair: "She blocked me! Is she testing me? Does she believe in the light?"

Wen Yao: "Shake your brains until they're evenly mixed before you talk to me."

Young man: "If you're so capable, then make her unblock me!"

Wen Yao: "Do you have any Alipay friends? Transfer some money to them and add a note saying it's a voluntary gift."

The young man looked down and fiddled with it for a while, then looked up in shock:

"Master! You're amazing! She added me back!"

His eyes lit up as he looked at Wen Yao: "Is there any way to make her fall in love with me? Master, do you have any talismans? I'd be willing to burn them and drink the talisman water!"

Wen Yao: "She's being haunted by something unclean. If you sincerely recite the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva Sutra for her every day, everything will get better!"

Young man: "Okay, Master! I'll go back and read it right away!!"

Wen Yao: "Next—"

【Huh? I don't understand, so I'm asking. Is this really useful?】

[I know the answer to this question. It takes 90 minutes to recite the entire scripture. After reciting it, this guy won't want to say anything more. Being a nice, unobtrusive simp might even give you a chance to win him over.]

So what Yao Mei meant was, "Shut him up, hahaha!"

...

Another young girl sat down.

The girl looked distressed: "Master, my crush says he likes fair-skinned, young, and thin girls. I've been trying to lose weight, but I have a large frame and I can't become fair-skinned, young, and thin no matter what I do. What should I do to make him like me?"

Wen Yao calmly said, "It's alright, I'll write you a prescription."

The girl was shocked: "Oh? Master, you can also treat illnesses?"

"Traditional Chinese medicine and traditional Chinese medicine are inseparable."

A short while later, the prescription was freshly prepared.

The girl took it and recited: "An ancient poem says: An old friend prepared chicken and potatoes, inviting me to Mai's house. The wheat whirlwind was in full swing, and the crispy chicken was served on the outside. We opened the window to the wheat field, and chatted about farming. When the sun sets, I will come back to eat at Mai's house again."

French fries, served with chopped tomatoes

Chicken McNuggets, served with sweet chili sauce

Grilled chicken burger, served with cola.

McFlurry is best eaten promptly.

Tomatoes invigorate the spleen and aid digestion, chili peppers warm the middle and dispel cold, cola relieves depression and soothes the liver, and milk calms the nerves and soothes the mind.

Take it at least once a week, without forgetting or delaying, to strengthen your body and replenish your vital energy.

"Is McDonald's a form of traditional Chinese medicine?"

The girl's pupils dilated.

Wen Yao said in a serious tone: "After taking seven courses of treatment, the disease will definitely be cured."

The girl walked away in a daze.

The viewers in the live stream were laughing so hard they almost died.

Is it because KFC doesn't deserve my attention?

[McDonald's Traditional Chinese Medicine Clinic: Everyone who's gone there raves about it]

【Ahhh, girls, you absolutely must eat enough meat, eggs, and dairy! It's because you're not full that you start having all sorts of wild thoughts!! When you're well-fed and hydrated, you have the energy to go to hell with all that crush stuff!!!】

...

On this day, the entire internet was amazed.

Performing arts, selling goods, fortune telling, chartering boats at sea, fishing, wholesaling and reselling seafood...

As the two were trying to recruit fishermen to establish their own caravan, dawn was breaking.

"You two should take a break." Director Cui's dark circles were quite pronounced. "You two are made of iron, but our staff aren't!"

Whose variety show guests are so energetic!

Look at how they've exploited and squeezed the staff!

This is truly a reversal of the natural order!

Wen Yao was still a little reluctant to leave: "The real-life Monopoly game is quite fun! If you like it, you should play it again next time!"

Fu Qianchuan smiled and said, "Yes, we... together."

The viewers in the live stream were also getting impatient.

[Damn, these two are working like they're keeping a hawk up all night. Even someone like me who can stay up all night is exhausted.]

[Uncle Chuan is a special forces soldier, so his good stamina is understandable, but Yao Mei, that brat, just seems to have inexhaustible strength!]

I feel like if they were given a little more time, they'd both become the richest people on Paradise Island...

...

Wen Yao and Fu Qianchuan checked into the most luxurious hotel on the island and each took a nap.

The program's live broadcast room was finally able to be shut down.

The staff were exhausted and fell asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow.

The viewers in front of the screen closed their eyes and fainted on the spot.

In the end, Wen Yao woke up first and started bothering the production team with her earpiece:

"Director Cui, Director Cheng, wake up."

"How can you sleep at your age?"

"Thirty years old, the time to strive! Time to get up—"

The two directors were woken up.

Director Cui, with one hand supporting his eyelids, lit a cigarette with the other, his expression weathered.

Director Cheng wasn't in much better shape, sporting huge dark circles under his eyes.

"Good morning, Director Cui, Director Cheng."

Cui and Cheng gritted their teeth and said, "Good morning."

"Quickly figure out what the audience likes to watch and arrange challenging tasks." Wen Yao used reverse psychology, "Get moving, get moving!"

"Our staff need to rest too," Director Cui said weakly. "Sweetie, go play by yourself for a while."

Director Cheng also said, "The tasks for variety shows should be arranged with a balance between work and rest, so that the guests are not always in a state of being overworked..."

Wen Yao said sternly, "That won't do! I'm telling you seriously, I won't agree to your demands for even a minute!"

"Listen up! No matter if you throw a tantrum, whine, or threaten suicide, I won't let you get away with it, understand?"

These familiar phrases and expressions...

Is it really necessary to be so resentful just because I didn't let her play on her phone yesterday?

Director Cui: "..."

Director Cheng: "..."

The production team's life matters too!

I love watching Yao Mei's CPU show!

[It's always the production team tormenting the guests, but this is the first time I've seen the guests torment the production team! One word: Awesome!!]

Director Cheng must be kicking himself now, right? Why did you have to provoke her? A teenage girl addicted to the internet without her phone is just as dangerous as a hyena.

...

Urged on by Wen Yao, the production team was forced to start operating.

Wen Yao, Fu Qianchuan, and Gu Zhu boarded the cruise ship back to the deserted island.

Gu Zhu spent several hours cleaning fish yesterday, and she smelled fishy all over.

As she walked along, passersby avoided her like the plague.

Early in the morning, Gu Zhu had already broken down countless times.

Her only sense of superiority came from her accommodations yesterday.

"I stayed at a guesthouse with a hot spring last night, it had a really nice atmosphere." Gu Zhu casually made conversation, "Yao Yao, Mr. Fu, where are you staying?"

Wen Yao: "Huh?"

Fu Qianchuan: "Mm."

One pretended to be deaf, and the other pretended to be mute.

Gu Zhu: "..."

Pretending, huh?

Ha, she's not Gu Zhu anymore!

It's Niohuru Gu Zhu who's turned evil!

Fish-killing is a dirty, tiring, and unpleasant job, but the pay is decent. Gu Zhu even worked overtime specifically to earn more to show off.

Even if Wen Yao worked at a luxury store, she would only earn 500 yuan.

No matter what, she was determined to outdo Wen Yao!

"Yaoyao, don't let your jaw drop!"

Gu Zhu, brimming with confidence, uttered a number she believed would shock everyone:

"I made 680 yuan last night!"