The final suspense came down to the battle for the championship between Wen Yao and Fu Qianchuan.

"Today, will Yao Mei win the crown, or will Uncle Fu prove to be the better player?"

Who will ultimately claim the championship? Who will defend their title today?

"Welcome to the brand new large-scale survival competition live variety show, 'All-Out Survival,' sponsored by Xiaobai Laundry Detergent and co-sponsored by Zhenhaohe Milk, Dami Auto, Xihongshi Free Novel App, and eighteen other brands!"

[Wait, Director Cui, your chanting is going on for way too long!]

Our little variety show is doing really well now, with so many brands sponsoring it!

If I remember correctly, "All-Star" was initially rated A or A- by the platform, but now it's become an S+ super popular variety show!

[After all, variety shows with this kind of unrestrained and eccentric behavior are indeed rare in the Chinese entertainment industry...]

...

Gu Zhu felt sleepy while listening and couldn't help but yawn, which was captured by the camera.

Director Cui immediately had the shot cut.

Wen Yao's eyes were bright, and she led the applause: "Thank you, bosses!"

As she spoke, she started singing: "Congratulations on your fortune, congratulations on your success, the best please come over, the bad please go away~"

It instantly created the atmosphere of a supermarket playing "Gong Xi Fa Cai" (Wishing You Prosperity) during the Spring Festival.

Inspired by her, the other guests also followed suit and bowed.

"thank you boss!"

"May you be happy and prosperous!"

Happy Chinese New Year! Happy Chinese New Year!

Wen Yao sang a few lines of "Gong Xi Fa Cai" and a few lines of "Hao Yun Lai," and didn't forget to comfort Director Cui:

"It's okay, it's less than four lines, so there's no need to pay copyright fees."

The audience watching on screen were instantly amused.

[Teacher Gu Zhu, emmm...]

[Which boss could resist this silky smooth combo?!]

[It not only has an advertising effect, but also maximizes emotional value. If I were the boss, I would be willing to sponsor it too!]

The moment I hear "Happy Chinese New Year," I really want to add, "Let's make dumplings!"

[Hilarious! This clever little girl knows how to save Director Cui money!]

...

After Wen Yao's thank-you speech and singing, there was a rare lack of aversion to the advertisements in the live stream.

Instead, everyone was just posting "Thank you, sponsor!"

The program team added product links from major brands, and the sales effect increased significantly!

The public relations staff of each brand reported the data back to their bosses.

When the bosses saw this, they thought, "Wow, just reading a short speech has this effect. If we let the guests promote and endorse the product, it would be amazing!"

Suddenly, the bosses were all fired up!

"Director Cui, the brand I'm working with has offered more money again, wanting to secure the top endorsement spot!"

"Director Cui, I have a big spender here who's offering double the price to make Yao Mei their brand ambassador!"

"Director Cui, the brand I'm dealing with is outrageous! They're practically begging us on their knees, just hoping Yao-mei can insert a short advertisement for them in the variety show..."

"..."

Director Cui was almost numb.

It's always been the production team begging for sponsorships from brands. Who would have thought that one day the tables would turn and brands would be groveling before the production team!

"Let's compile a list of brands and let the top brand choose for itself."

A group of staff members spoke in unison.

"Director Cui, the brand owner said it doesn't matter if Yao Mei isn't number one, they just want her to be their spokesperson!"

"Yes, yes, that's what I, as the brand owner, said too. As long as it's Yao Mei, everything is easy to talk to!"

"I just received a call from the brand owner, who said he really likes Yao Mei, thinks she looks lucky, and has designated her as the sole spokesperson!"

"..."

Director Cui remained outwardly calm.

In truth, the old father was overjoyed.

Our Yao Mei, this treasure of a girl, is finally being seen by more people!

"Then compile a separate list of brands and have someone give it to Yao Mei." After giving the instructions, Director Cui changed his mind, "Never mind, I'll give it to her myself."

...

On a deserted island.

It was time to tally Fu Qianchuan's scores.

Swimming creatures, crawling creatures, flying creatures... a dazzling array, a very fruitful harvest.

In terms of both quantity and variety, it is far ahead.

【I'm a jungle king!】

[This is nothing! You guys didn't see Uncle Chuan's personal livestream. He almost caught a python with his bare hands, but gave up because he didn't want the guests to feel bad.]

【Say that again? It's all Chinese characters, and I can't recognize them when they're put together!】

...

"If nothing unexpected happens, Uncle Fu should be..."

Before the words "first place" could even be uttered, the camera shifted to Wen Yao.

In an instant, the audience was petrified.

Yao Mei, are you here to settle your scores or to sell products via live stream?

As Wen Yao whistled loudly, the working monkeys appeared one after another, bringing their spoils—

The fish were strung together on the branches, so densely packed they almost formed a forest.

Small shrimp, crabs, and snails are wrapped in leaves, creating a vast green grassland;

Then dozens of monkeys, each with a vine tied around its neck as a rope, crouched to one side, trembling and holding onto their own ropes.

At the very front was the Monkey King. When he met Wen Yao's gaze, he immediately bowed and scraped, as if he wanted to shout "Hooray!"

Guest: ?

audience:?

Production team: ?

[MVP Results Screen!]

Life is tough, so I'm working.

[Don't be ridiculous, is our little sister here at the market?]

[No exaggeration, Mei Bao could fill an entire night market by herself.]

Even the monkeys at the zoo aren't this obedient! Did my daughter feed them poisonous mushrooms? Why are they all so well-behaved??

[Why so many whys? If you can catch up with the Monkey King and beat him, and slap him a few times without warning, then see if the Monkey King behaves himself...]

...

Those who initially thought Fu Qianchuan had a chance of winning now realized how ridiculous they were!

The guests at the scene looked increasingly shocked, and countless memes of their expressions were captured on camera.

Not to mention the viewers in front of their screens!

Who would have thought that dozens of monkeys would work for one guest?

Lu Amber, in particular, was completely bewildered, muttering to himself:

"Why...this is unfair..."

He strode forward, rushed to the Monkey King, and became hysterical:

"When I ask you to cooperate, you ignore me, but when Wen Yao asks you to cooperate, you obediently listen. I refuse to accept this!!"

Monkey King: ?

Two big slaps landed on his face!

Lu Amber roared, "I really don't accept this!!"

Monkey King: ? ? ?

Countless slaps landed across his face!

"Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me!" Lu Anbo desperately dodged, screaming repeatedly, "I give up! I give up!"

[Bai Zi, look at you, really!]

[When Bai Zi pondered, the heavens laughed.]

[Someone like Bai Zi can give away seven kills in six minutes in the Rift.]

...

As expected, Lu Anbo was slapped so hard his head turned into a pig's head.

Director Cui announced loudly, "Congratulations to Yao Mei for winning first place in this Hunting Challenge!"

"Congratulations to Uncle Fu on achieving second place!"

"The first place winner will receive..."

Before Director Cui could finish speaking, Gu Zhu couldn't help but ask:

"Since Xinwei gave me the spot, can I... receive the third-place reward?"

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