This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!
Chapter 119 "The Chrysanthemum"
The crowd was puzzled, but Wen Yao possessed an invisible magic that made people unconsciously follow her lead.
In an instant, people lay sprawled on the ground like dumplings.
Gu Zhu, halfway through her "dizziness": ? ? ?
She was neither dizzy nor not dizzy; her body hung suspended in mid-air, frozen in place.
The comments section was filled with complaints.
Oh no, my internet is lagging?
Is this a non-still image?
Teacher Zhu is a natural-born street dance genius! That pose stuck in mid-air—you really can't do that without talent!
...
Swah——
Gu Zhu lost her balance and collapsed to the ground like a limp noodle.
Before she could even feign pitifulness, Wen Yao shouted in a powerful voice:
"Family members! Teacher Gu Zhu has collapsed! Her sacrifice is a great loss to us!"
Gu Zhu was so angry she almost jumped up.
Who sacrificed their life?! Who sacrificed their life?!
How could you say such awful things?!
"It's alright, if Teacher Gu Zhu doesn't come towards us, we'll go towards her! Everyone, crawl forward—"
In an instant, a group of people on the ground jostled and pushed each other, crawling towards Gu Zhu.
Director Cui: ? ? ?
Wait... what are you all doing, all of you guests I carefully selected??
Everyone in the live stream was practically laughing so hard they were practically folded into three pieces.
【The Cicada Pupa】
[A world-famous painting, screenshot taken for posterity]
[Help! I saw Teacher Gu Zhu's eyelids moving! I've never realized that faking fainting is so obvious, hahaha!]
...
The "pupae" of the group successfully surrounded Gu Zhutuan.
Even when Gu Zhu pretended to be unconscious and closed her eyes, she could still feel that there were people all around her.
...Shouldn't we be concerned about her at a time like this?
Why is everyone surrounding her without saying a word?!
"Family members, although Teacher Gu Zhu was a despicable person, an impure person, a person who had not escaped base desires..." Wen Yao said with a heavy heart and a hint of shock, "I suggest we circle Teacher Gu Zhu three times and observe a moment of silence for her fall!"
Gu Zhu: ?
Gu Zhu: ? ? ?
Aaaaaah, get out of here! Aaaaaah!
Everyone was talking.
"It should, it should."
"Teacher Gu Zhu"
We will always remember you!
"..."
So, witnessed by millions of viewers, a group of guests crawled around Gu Zhu, round and round.
My silence was deafening.
[Looking at it from another angle, how can it not be considered performance art?]
(Twisting) (Spasming) (Wriggling) (Crawling in the shadows) (Grim growling)
[Director Cui: You pose no threat to me in the variety show industry, but you can ruin my reputation in the entertainment industry.]
[Teacher Gu Zhu must be kicking herself right now, right? Mei Bao is truly a master of restraint, dealing with every challenger one of them!]
...
as predicted.
Gu Zhu didn't last long; her eyelashes trembled a few times, and she slowly woke up.
"Thank you everyone for your concern, I'm fine..." She managed a weak smile, "I was just a little dizzy..."
Wen Yao: "Everyone, stand up! At ease!"
Everyone stood up, brushing the dust and grass off their clothes, still feeling a bit unsatisfied.
Gu Zhu strongly suspected that they had all gone crazy following Wen Yao's fun! They practically wished she would stay unconscious for a little longer!
Unable to bear it any longer, Director Cui forcefully began to explain the process:
"Attention all guests! We are now entering the first round of the [Advancement Round] prize draw! Advancing guests will receive five chances to win prizes, while those who do not advance will receive three chances. Items won are tradable, and various generous prizes await you!"
Upon hearing about the reward, Wen Yao used a flash and a sprint to quickly move to the designated location, and said earnestly:
"Little Cui, do you know what your biggest weakness is?"
Director Cui: ? ? ?
"Hey, hey, some of the guests shouldn't go too far. Personal attacks are prohibited..."
"Your biggest flaw is that you do everything yourself, working tirelessly and selflessly without expecting anything in return!"
Director Cui: !!!
His lips curled up in a wide, uncontrollable smile.
Now I understand why emperors all liked treacherous officials...
A generous reward!
"Ahem... Stop with the nonsense, I don't want to hear it." Despite saying this, the next second, Director Cui waved his hand, "The weather's nice today, so everyone gets an extra chance to win a prize!"
"Long live Director Cui!"
"Director Cui is awesome!"
The audience erupted in cheers, and Director Cui's vanity was greatly satisfied; his laughter could even be heard by viewers watching on screen.
In the live stream, the famous detective had already seen through everything.
It still has to be a little sister!
Good heavens, whose barbell is laughing?
[With just a few words, Yao Mei practically turned Director Cui into an embryo.]
I just realized that my sister is incredibly straight, but she's naturally charming; she can make anyone swoon in no time.
...
The lucky draw begins.
A drone brought a lucky wheel, which was divided into areas of different sizes.
The more generous the reward, the smaller the area it occupies.
The largest sections all displayed messages like "Thank you for your patronage," "Congratulations, you didn't win," and "Dear, I can only give you one kiss here."
The group drew lots according to their standing order.
The first one was Gu Yan. He drew no prizes three times in a row, and his face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
"No way, bro, are you that unlucky?" Wen Yao asked in surprise.
"If you're so good, then you do it!" Gu Yan gestured for him to go first. "I'll give you my chance to win a prize!"
Wen Yao: "I'll go if I want to."
The girl stepped forward, and with incredible force, she spun the wheel so hard it left afterimages.
Swish.
【Thank you for your patronage】
Wen Yao: "..."
"Hahaha, you're from Africa too!" Gu Yan laughed, clutching his stomach. "Just practice more when you're cooking!"
Wen Yao raised an eyebrow: "Have you forgotten that this is your chance to win a prize?"
Gu Yan suddenly couldn't laugh anymore.
Laughing at Wen Yao is the same as laughing at himself!
[Inkstone, be more careful!]
What kind of snacks are they? Let Yanzi have a taste.
Enough! Scratch them wherever you feel like it.
"Yanzi, don't be afraid, it's me, Lao Ping. I'll protect you!"
What a coincidence, I'm Lao Pang.
...
Everyone took turns drawing prizes.
Lu Anbo, having won 0, and Gu Yan both embraced and wept bitterly.
Fu Wanzhou won the lottery, and now there's another person crying their eyes out.
Yunxing received a self-heating spicy hot pot and insisted on eating it with Yunyue and Wenyao.
Fu Qianchuan received a food package and two walkie-talkies.
Yunyue is incredibly lucky; she won so many prizes that she can't even carry them all.
Lin Xinwei squeezed her hand: "Sister, let me share in your good luck!"
Lin Xinwei stepped forward and spun the turntable.
The first five attempts yielded nothing of value. On the sixth attempt, with the extra reward, the pointer paused briefly at the [Compass] marker before shakily moving to the next position—
[Stun gun for self-defense!]
The entire live stream was in an uproar!
[Everyone stand up!!]
[Congratulations to the Thunder King for obtaining an ancient, top-grade spiritual artifact!]
[If this happened in the apocalypse, Sister Wei would have given the zombie a good electrocution with a whoosh.]
This is the best reward that any of the guests have received so far.
Gu Zhu's eyes turned red with jealousy. She reached out her hand to Yun Yue: "Yueyue, can I get some too...?"
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