This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!

Chapter 115 Paying Homage to Minister Wen of the Ministry of Justice

[Ahhh, Xingyao stock hit the daily limit!!!]

Can you two please not be so rigid about gender?

[I declare that Xingyao CP is the sweetness generator of "Everyone"!]

[This faithful woman wishes for a balanced diet, hoping only that Xingyao and her lover will be together forever!]

...

Thanks to their incredibly sweet conversation under the tree, Xingyao and her partner have become one of the top three most popular couples on the show!

The number of users in the super topic skyrocketed, related topics increased dramatically, countless CP fans were obsessed with shipping them, and even some skilled editors joined in the fray.

[A Compilation of 15 Memorable Scenes from Xingyao's "Love at First Sight"]

[“High Sweetness Warning”: I think I’ve slowly fallen for you because I have the courage to love.]

[What difference does it make if Wen Yao and Yun Xing have already negotiated a settlement? No arguments accepted!]

So much so that when Director Cui saw the trending topic, he was stunned and bewildered, his head full of question marks.

What was I filming again? Was it a dating reality show??

Why is nobody shipping the guests' survival attempts? Everyone's shipping the couples!

Director Cui hardened his fist.

Damn it, I need to reclaim my dignity as a survival show director!

So, before the guests had even had a chance to rest, they discovered that the production team had suddenly increased the intensity of the show—

"Attention all guests, the Hunting Challenge has begun!"

"On a deserted island, successfully hunting animals, including but not limited to pheasants, rabbits, and fish, will be considered a successful completion of the mission!"

"Please note that the challenge consists of two rounds: the first round is the qualifying round, and the second round is a timed round, ultimately determining three guests who will travel to Paradise Island! In addition, we have prepared an extra surprise—"

"Third place, winning brand-sponsored verbal advertising business."

"Second place will receive the aforementioned rewards, plus a brand ambassador position!"

"First place, plus the rewards for third and second place, plus a brand endorsement! And a magazine photoshoot!"

"Now I will explain the detailed rules..."

This reward is unprecedented in the history of variety shows!

[Great, great, our little variety show is doing well! Winning an endorsement deal just by playing a game?!]

Gu Yan looked bewildered and nudged Wen Yao's elbow: "Did you understand the rules?"

Wen Yao calmly replied, "Simple! Just do it!"

Gu Yan: "..."

Because the competition format was too complicated, everyone except Fu Qianchuan was completely confused.

Even the audience was choked up.

[I can't understand Korean]

[When I reminisced about watching "Sisters Who Make Waves" and "Brother Pi," I never understood a single rule...]

Suddenly I realized that my little sister is truly wise in her apparent foolishness! Just do it!

The first round of the qualifying competition was an individual battle, where the guests each displayed their unique talents.

Normal group:

Yunyue is skillful and clever; she wove a fish basket.

Yunxing set a trap, intending to catch birds;

Fu Wanzhou prepared a bunch of bait, vowing not to come up empty-handed;

Epilepsy Group:

Lin Xinwei unleashed her innate spiritual treasure, the curling iron, and the Thunder and Lightning King returned to the world;

Lu Anbo made a suit of grass and leaves, disguised himself as a monkey, and went to negotiate with the monkey king, renting dozens of monkeys to complete his mission.

Gu Zhu held up a Buddhist scripture and said she wanted to emulate Jiang Taigong fishing, using her great love to move the animals, who then automatically followed her back to the camp.

...

The program also launched a guessing game, allowing viewers in the live broadcast room to guess who would advance to the next round.

[Yun Xing, Yun Yue, and the Crown Prince seem out of place on this variety show because they are too normal...]

I vote for Sister Wei! Sister Wei has the advantage in terms of resources!

[Come on, what if Bai Zi succeeds in negotiating?]

[I'd rather believe that Sister Happiness successfully captured her heart with love!]

[Help! This is the entertainment industry; no tantrums or shouting allowed!]

[Wait... what about Mei Bao Yan Zi and Uncle Fu??]

The camera shifts, landing on the sea—

Under the sunlight, the sea surface shimmered and sparkled like gold.

A bright pink yacht covered in Hello Kitty prints came into view.

The most prominent part of the boat's hull is printed with the initials of Wen Yao's name: WY.

And the name of this yacht: Meow Meow.

Wen Yao's lips twitched slightly: "What kind of name is this... It doesn't suit me at all."

“Exactly, you’re always jumping around like a monkey, you should be called ‘Maluohao’,” Gu Yan said, pointing fingers from the side.

Then Wen Yao delivered a brutal beating to his face.

Fu Qianchuan walked silently behind the two, carrying Wen Yao's small bag containing miscellaneous items in his hand, and another bag on his back.

The backpack, which fit the girl perfectly on her back, looked like an ornament on his broad shoulders.

"Let's go! Sea fishing!"

That's right, the three-person team reached a consensus and decided to try their luck at sea.

Wen Yao and Fu Qianchuan have experience in sea fishing.

Gu Yan is simply a novice with a huge addiction; he wants to try wakeboarding.

There were surfboards and ropes on the yacht, and Gu Yan was like an excited big monkey, making strange "oioi" noises from time to time.

"Little sister, drive faster later! It's more exciting when it's faster!" Gu Yan shouted.

Wen Yao made an "OK" sign.

On your marks, yacht set sail!

As soon as they set off, Gu Yan flipped over headfirst, leaving only his feet frantically thrashing about on the sea surface.

The waves were too big for Wen Yao to see clearly, and she thought Gu Yan was waving.

What do you mean?

Not fast enough?

OK, speed it up!

Gu Yan, in the water at the stern of the boat: Glug glug ¥@%…*&!

His legs kicked even more frantically.

Wen Yao slowly typed out a question mark.

Isn't that fast enough?

accelerate!

Everyone, speed up!

Wen Yao floored the accelerator, the engine hummed, and the speed instantly reached its maximum!

The waves were so huge that they were practically towering, and Gu Yan's feet were almost blurry in the air!

The viewers in the live stream were stunned.

[Are we playing... this big?]

[Everyone rise! Pay your respects to Minister Wen of the Ministry of Justice!!]

[Ten Most Torture Tortures 2024 HD Remastered Version.mp4]

I admit the previous groups were nothing compared to this one; this group is truly insane...

...

at last.

When Fu Qianchuan pulled the person out of the water, Gu Yan was almost unrecognizable.

"I... pfft... fuck... pfft..."

With each word Gu Yanping uttered, he seemed to want to vomit two pounds of seawater.

It took Gu Yan a long time to recover, and he rubbed his face with his hands:

"Who taught you to sail like that?"

Wen Yao said innocently, "Didn't you tell me to drive faster?"

She mimicked Gu Yan's gesture in the sea: "Quick, quick, quick! Isn't that what this gesture means?"

Gu Yan: "Open your eyes and look carefully, those are my feet!!"

"..." Wen Yao cupped her hands in greeting, "Alright, farewell!"

The three of them stopped at a suitable spot for sea fishing and set up their fishing rods.

Wen Yao was unerring in her aim, and soon she had caught half a bucket of fish.

Fu Qianchuan is the type who is steady and calm, and he has achieved considerable success.

Only Gu Yan fished for a long time without catching anything.

Is there something wrong with this fishing rod?

"Is there no fish here? Brother Chuan, let's switch places."

"Damn, my horoscope says I'm not suited for fishing today!"

Wen Yao's ears hurt from his noise: "Alright, alright, stop fishing, I'll get you some sashimi."

Gu Yan cautiously asked, "Are you sure you can eat this?"

Wen Yao patted her chest and assured her, "The bag is fine!"

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