The Princess Agents Want a Divorce

Seeing Cai's mother's perfunctory attitude, Gu Lingxi wasn't annoyed!

He tapped his fingers lightly on the table, smiling as he looked at Cai's mother!

There are many methods, and any one of them can make you a fortune! You could even leave the other side of the "Drunken World" business far behind! The only question is whether Cai's mother can seize this opportunity!

Mrs. Cai rolled her eyes inwardly! This is a bit too much! It hasn't even been drunk yet, and it's already big?

Looking at Gu Lingxi, who was full of confidence and looked certain, Hua Xizhi found it amusing. This girl, is she obsessed with money? Eating here is secondary, making money is probably the primary task! However, he was very curious about what kind of ability she, a young lady, had to bring this brothel, which even he couldn't keep alive, back to life.

Seeing the young master across from her looking very interested, Madam Cai resisted the urge to throw the brat out and asked!

Young master, please don't speak too definitively. Tell me the specific method first. Mom, is it worth getting it caught?

Change career!

The moment those two words were uttered, Cai's mother became displeased!

Young master, that joke of yours is not funny at all!

This amused and angered Cai's mother, who had been speaking so seriously for so long! What a waste of breath! Was she trying to make fun of Cai Wenji?!

Aunt Cai, this is no joke! But this one word of mine is worth a fortune! I'm afraid if I say too much, you won't be able to afford it! That wouldn't be fun!

Why don't you go rob a bank? A word worth a thousand pieces of gold? Even their young master has never been this arrogant! What a joke! But he soon stopped laughing; the slap in the face came too quickly, catching him completely off guard!

Hehe! Little brother! Hurry up and continue! A single word is worth that much? Once I've learned it, we'll go over there and swindle some more money, selling it for a fortune per word. That family over there is really rich! Hua Xizhi rubbed his hands together, looking eager to try!

Gu Lingxi shot her a glare. "Enjoy your wine and flowers properly. Are there not enough peanuts, or not enough beauties? What's it to you, you big-headed devil? Don't interfere with my money-making plans! If you say another word, believe me, I'll show you why the flowers are so red."

Okay, Aunt Cai! I won't beat around the bush anymore. Bring out a guqin, writing brush, ink, paper, and inkstone! I'll show you my sincerity, and you should show me yours too! Then let's go for good fortune together, otherwise, I'll just have to say goodbye!

Cai's mother was completely baffled by Gu Lingxi's broken English!

This young master is really funny. We're talking about serious matters, and he's using all these dog and rabbit references. Even she, a social expert, doesn't know how to respond! She didn't understand the last two sentences, but she did understand the first two!

So he frantically winked at Cui Cui and Hong Hong!

Soon the zither, paper, ink, brush, and inkstone were all prepared!

Gu Lingxi sat upright, exuding an air of elegance! She even had a certain charm! But the moment she opened her mouth... everyone in the private room was dumbfounded! What?! A melody they'd never heard before, as if it had opened the door to a whole new world!

This song is truly from a new world; it's the very same song that was incredibly popular in my past life: "The Matchmaker Has Disconnected!"

Gu Lingxi played and sang at the same time. At first, the others were surprised and found it strange, but the more they listened, the more addicted they became! Hua Xizhi even hummed along, her rhythmic tapping was incredibly smooth!

Ta-da! What a mess! I'm Cupid offline, love is now in the hands of the God of Wealth! Your money makes me linger... I, a mortal, have fallen in love with you, a celestial being! It's just temporary companionship! Whether I love him or not, I'm just a passerby! Ta-da! What a mess!

Great! Well sung! Wonderful played! It's truly captivating! Hua Xizhi used a secret code known only to Cai's mother to exchange a few words: No matter what! They had to keep this lovable brat!

What a talent! If he gets away, he'll regret it to death! Besides, he doesn't even know the girl's identity. In this vast sea of ​​people, given how cunning this little devil is, it would be an easy thing for her to slip away!

The melody suddenly took a turn! So sorrowful and poignant! It made the listener want to cry!

What a beautiful sight: willows by the palace wall, jade hairpins! Lonely wine, locking away spring sorrows! This is practically a song about the heart's secrets of the imperial concubine!

The flowers seemed to close their eyes, their peach blossoms reflecting a hundredfold sorrow, so intense it was almost unbearable! The past was hard to recall? Yes! Hard to recall!

When I was little, I didn't understand my mother, but now I do! But it's too late! I used to often see her drunk, crying, laughing, and cursing in front of the palace walls! I thought she was having hysteria. If she wanted to go out, she could just walk out of the palace gate. If she missed her father, she could just go to the Qiankun Palace to find him! Why was my mother so foolish?

Haha! The murky liquor went down my throat, choking me and making me ache! Turns out, I was the fool!

Entering the palace is like entering a deep sea; being the emperor's woman is not an easy task. Moreover, my mother is just a lowly dancer!

Needless to say, he himself was so lowly that he was practically buried in the mud! Every day he had to wear a nonchalant mask and do things that even he himself loathed! And behind the scenes, he had to be constantly on guard against the tests and assassinations of his royal brothers!

Even though she had been abandoned by her father and adopted into the Huahou family, as long as she was born of the emperor, who could escape the fate of fighting and harming each other?

Love lingers, hate lingers, we weave our own cocoons and imprison ourselves; who says love lasts forever!

Yes! Even the love of ordinary people cannot last! Let alone the love of the imperial family! My mother has only imprisoned herself within those palace walls!

The music had stopped for ages, and no one responded! Gu Lingxi was frustrated. What? Had the music not been chosen properly? That couldn't be! She thought it sounded quite nice!

Half a day later, Cai's mother finally reacted, and she kept flattering Gu Lingxi! "So sweet, so sweet, I'm completely captivated! Young master, just name your terms! Just for your silver tongue, I'll go all out today!"

Alright! Mrs. Cai is so generous! Then I won't hold back!

He picked up a pen and quickly scribbled a contract on the paper! Then, he picked it up and blew on it as if he were doing it properly! "Look, Mom!"

Party A: Me! Party B: You! I'll hold the basin, you hold the bowl! I'll be in charge of calling out, you'll be in charge of serving! We'll split the money in the pot 20/40/60! I get 60%, you get 40%! Agree to draw a duck! Disagree to draw a chicken!

Good heavens! Cai's mother recognizes every single word! But when they're put together, she can't understand a thing!

Seeing that Cai's mother was struggling to read the paper, Hua Xizhi was so anxious that she simply snatched it away!

However, just like Cai's mother, he couldn't understand it no matter how he looked at it! But he did understand the four-six cents part! Haha! This brat is greedy enough! She seems to have invested nothing, yet dares to claim she owns 60%. In that case, the behind-the-scenes boss becomes a nobody!

Sigh, whatever. This girl's so greedy, I might as well grant her wish! Consider it repayment for saving me earlier! This business isn't making much money anyway; I'd like to see what kind of trouble this girl can cause.

He picked up a pen and quickly drew a duck on the paper, and also enthusiastically drew a pond and several small fish!

Hey! Bro, what are you doing?! I'm doing business with Aunt Cai! Why are you just making things worse?! Go find somewhere cool to stay!

Hua Xizhi looked resentful! "Little brother, you've struck gold today! Not only did you get a brother for free, but you also stumbled upon half a brothel! You must have been my ancestor in your past life! Waaah! Waaah! Come on, call me 'Brother Hua'! Otherwise, I'll be at a huge loss today! I might even lose both my money and my lover!"

Madam Cai looked pained! "Young master, how could you be so clueless! Didn't you see the money was six for her and four for us? We haven't even negotiated the price yet! In business, can't you at least try to bargain?"