Me and My Two Bosses' Systems

Chapter 58 The 58th Day of Wanting to Be a Lazy Person

Li Xingyu's gaze made Tian Shu feel embarrassed; it was simply too devastating. The viewers in Li Xingyu's live stream also wore maternal smiles, wishing Li Xingyu were their daughter.

If Li Xingyu had glanced at the comments at this moment, she would have become incredibly famous, because it was just too outrageous.

Gifts in the live stream gushed out like a fountain, and viewers couldn't see the screen at all because of the gift effects.

[Ahhhhh~ Your Highness, Your Highness, Your Highness, Ahhhhhh!]

[Your Highness is so beautiful and adorable! The way she looks at me makes me want to give her the whole world.]

[I love the young prince so much! I want a daughter like him!!!]

[Your Highness's mental energy feels so good! Your Highness, could you stream more often?]

[Your Highness………]

Tian Shu looked up at Li Xingyu, his face still flushed: "Yeah, let's hurry up and get the monkey wine and go back."

"Alright, let's go back early and cook dinner as soon as possible." Li Xingyu turned her gaze away from Tian Shu, then thought of a question, "Tian Shu, can your levitation ball recognize my words and actions?"

"Hmm... I haven't tried this before~" Tian Shu was momentarily confused when he heard Li Xingyu's words, but he quickly realized, "Why don't we give it a try first?"

They got right to it. Since it was something that had never been done before, the viewers in Li Xingyu's live stream watched with great interest as he tested the levitation ball.

Although Li Xingyu and other women, no matter what they did, were viewed through a filter that seemed to extend 800 meters, making them all look beautiful and cute...

Li Xingyu and Tian Shu tried it out and found that Tian Shu still had to control his floating ball. Neither Li Xingyu's words nor her movements could be recognized and executed by Tian Shu's floating ball.

"Alright, you take good photos anyway, so you can take them." Li Xingyu flew slowly on the hoverboard and spoke to Tian Shu next to her.

"Yes, I will take good pictures and make sure the little stars look beautiful." Tian Shu nodded heavily, his tone a little excited.

"Chirp chirp~ (We've arrived, this is the place.)" Little Gold in Li Xingyu's arms reminded Li Xingyu and Tian Shu.

"Yes, yes, I believe you can do it. I'll leave it to Tian Shu." Li Xingyu encouraged Tian Shu, then stopped and switched the hoverboard to manual control, while also looking around.

The environment here is no different from before. It is worth mentioning that the bamboo in this bamboo forest is exceptionally thick, and there are also some large trees scattered around. Li Xingyu also saw chestnut trees, but unfortunately they are not ripe yet.

The bamboo in front of Li Xingyu was so thick that she couldn't wrap her arms around it, while the thinnest she could encircle with one hand. The variety of bamboo was also exceptionally rich. She recognized at least ten kinds, and there were some others that she had information about but didn't recognize.

"Are you sure this is the place? Is it... Hmm? It smells so good!" Li Xingyu looked around and asked the little gold in her arms. Before she could finish speaking, she smelled a strange fragrance, a rich fruity scent mixed with a faint fermented smell.

Actually, due to the storage container, monkey wine evaporates very quickly. It needs to be detected and properly preserved in a very short time for people to taste its flavor.

However, finding monkey wine is not easy. First, you need to know the location of the monkey troop, and then you need to know where they store food, which is usually very well hidden.

Li Xingyu asked Xiao Jin out of wishful thinking, because monkey wine only lasts for one season, and now it's the beginning of summer, so the supply of monkey wine is already starting to decrease.

Li Xingyu kept sniffing the air around her, then looked to her right front, where a bamboo stalk longer than her hoverboard came into view.

"Is it here?" Li Xingyu pointed to the tall bamboo and asked Xiao Jin in her arms and Tao Tao, who was being held by Tian Shu.

"Chirp chirp~ (That's right, Xingxing is really amazing.)" Xiao Jin patted Li Xingyu on the shoulder and praised her.

"Hehe, because it smells so good, it smells wonderful." Li Xingyu hugged Xiao Jin, smiled shyly, and then stepped on the hoverboard and flew with Tian Shu towards the bamboo that was emitting the fragrance.

The closer she got to the bamboo, the stronger the fragrance became. Li Xingyu quickened her pace and soon arrived in front of the bamboo.

The bamboo in front of me is a golden-yellow, semi-withered color. About two or three meters above the ground, there is an irregular hole about thirty centimeters in diameter, with edges that do not appear sharp.

A fragrant aroma wafted over, and Li Xingyu raised the height of the hoverboard, holding Xiao Jin close to the hole in the bamboo. He turned on the flashlight that came with the computer and shone it inside to see what was going on.

Bamboo is hollow inside; it's unclear whether this is naturally formed or if the sheaths were hollowed out, but it's more likely to be naturally formed.

Because these spirit-like animals that live in the forest will not damage plants unless by accident.

The holes inside the bamboo are about one or two meters deep, and a section of bamboo is about fifty centimeters long. About thirty or forty centimeters down from the holes on the bamboo, there are piles of fruit.

"Huh? They're floating on top!" Li Xingyu was initially puzzled when she saw the fruit in the cave. Wasn't it supposed to be monkey wine? Why did she only see fruit?

Then she took out a rolling pin from her space. This was a new one given to her by the research department as a token of their gratitude. Her original one was now in the Li family's kitchen.

Li Xingyu took the thin rolling pin, stuck it into the bamboo hole and poked it. She found that the fruit she poked sank down, and the rolling pin felt like it was in water.

Pulling out the rolling pin, she found a little liquid from the bamboo hole sticking out of it. Li Xingyu told Xiao Jin to hold her tight, while she took a piece of paper from her spatial storage, wiped her hands, and tasted the monkey wine on the rolling pin.

"Mmm! It's delicious!" Li Xingyu's eyes lit up, still wanting more. The monkey wine was fragrant, sweet, and had a lingering, unforgettable taste. However, she was still a minor and couldn't drink alcohol.

Although this monkey wine is not bad for her health, and may even be beneficial, she decided against it. Her underage body might not be able to handle it, and she doesn't like alcohol or carbonated drinks.

Because they are music students and need to sing, their teachers told them when they first started learning music to eat less stimulating foods, such as carbonated drinks and spicy foods.

In response, Li Xingyu said, "I can't not eat spicy food, so I won't drink carbonated drinks. Anyway, I don't like the bubbles in carbonated drinks."

Li Xingyu to carbonated drinks: I can't drink you anymore after I ate chili peppers~

As for alcohol, Li Xingyu could accept using it in cooking, but drinking it straight was out of the question. She felt that beer was no different from carbonated drinks or sparkling water; baijiu (Chinese white liquor) was a bit too spicy and burned her throat; rice wine was acceptable; as for red wine, well…

As for the others, Li Xingyu said she hadn't tried them yet, but if possible, she would like to try them to enrich her life experience.

"Hey~ Little Star, wait..." Tian Shu originally saw Li Xingyu peek into the bamboo hole that was emitting a fragrance, and then probe inside with a rolling pin. He didn't think there was any danger.

Then, he lost focus for a moment, glanced at the little girl in his arms, and put the thing inside into his mouth!

Go! To your own mouth! Put it in your mouth!

Before he could finish speaking, Little Star had already finished tasting it and nodded in satisfaction.

"What's wrong? You want to try it too? Here." Li Xingyu heard Tian Shu call her, but because Tian Shu's voice gradually faded with Li Xingyu's movements, she didn't hear it clearly and only thought that he also wanted to try it.

Li Xingyu generously extended the rolling pin and a clean sheet of toilet paper she was holding towards Tian Shu.

Tian Shu looked at the rolling pin and paper being offered to him, somewhat speechless, but still took the paper from Li Xingyu and wiped his hands.

Then, with a serious expression, Tian Shu took a little bit of the monkey wine from the rolling pin and put it into the detector he took out from his storage space.

"Is it really necessary?" Li Xingyu muttered unconvinced. She knew Tian Shu would pull this stunt on her, but in order to keep her viewers and family in the live stream, she definitely had to get it checked.

"Okay~ Don't be upset~ Next time, remember to let the instrument analyze the ingredients first, don't try everything yourself first." Tian Shu looked at the results on the display screen of the detector, breathed a sigh of relief, and softened the expression on his face.

Seeing that Li Xingyu was still handing him the rolling pin, Tian Shu knew that she wanted him to try it too. He scratched his head shyly, dipped his clean hand in the almost-dripping monkey wine on the rolling pin, and put it in his mouth to taste: "Hmm? The taste is unexpectedly good."

Li Xingyu used the water she took out of her storage space to wash the rolling pin clean, put it back in the storage space, and proudly held Xiao Jin in her arms: "That's right, this is monkey wine. It's just that we came at the right time, otherwise we wouldn't have such a good thing. But we can't drink it now, our bodies won't be able to handle it."

"Alright, how are we going to get the monkey wine inside?" Tian Shu looked at Li Xingyu's smug little face and felt a little helpless. His body was different from Xiao Xingyu's, but he didn't say anything.

"Ta-da~ Of course, we'll use this." Li Xingyu magically produced several half-person-high sealed metal buckets with lids, a cup with a long handle, and a piece of off-white cloth of unknown material from her storage space.

The items in front are the tools we used in our previous lab classes. The piece of cloth was a gift from her father, Lost, when he brought her some clothes. She thought it was quite breathable and decided to use it to filter the monkey wine in the bamboo cave.

After letting Tian Shu hold Xiao Jin, Li Xingyu happily went to get the wine. First, she opened a bucket, fixed the filter cloth to the mouth of the bucket, and then she started to get the monkey wine from the bamboo cave.

Looking at the increasing amount of fermented fruit on the filter cloth and the dwindling amount of monkey wine in the bamboo cave, Li Xingyu grinned from ear to ear: "Alright, alright, we've taken everything out of there. Now it's Tian Shu's turn."

Tian Shu was petting Xiao Jin and Tao Tao, occasionally glancing at Li Xingyu. When he heard her ask for his help, he quickly inquired about the two golden monkeys in his arms.

Then Tian Shu placed Xiao Jin and Tao Tao on the bamboo next to him, and while walking towards Li Xingyu, he replied, "Coming, coming."

Li Xingyu first had Tian Shu grab the edge of the fixed filter cloth and gather it together, then squeezed out the water from the fruit.

"Hey~ Be careful, don't let the fruit in the cloth fall into the bucket." Li Xingyu said while tidying up the long-handled cup and the two metal buckets that were already filled. She kept an eye on Tian Shu and saw that the fruit in the filter cloth was about to fall into the bucket containing monkey wine, so she quickly reminded him.

Yes, there are two full barrels of monkey wine in the bamboo cave, including the one in front of Tian Shu, and Li Xingyu is currently putting the lids on them.

Anyway, there's a tap at the bottom of the bucket that can be turned on. Make sure the lid is sealed tightly so that the monkey wine she went to so much trouble to get doesn't evaporate.

"Okay, okay." Tian Shu quickly tried to salvage the situation after hearing Li Xingyu's reminder. Luckily, he acted quickly, otherwise he would have had to go through the process again.

After Tian Shu squeezed out all the moisture from the fruit inside the filter cloth, Li Xingyu put the other two buckets into the storage space.

“Okay, let’s clean up the fruit scraps in the filter cloth, then go back to Tuo and the others, and then go back to Xinghe and Congqian’s place together, okay?” Li Xingyu sealed the bucket, which was four-fifths full, and put it into her storage space, discussing it with Tian Shu, who had already taken the fruit scraps to clean up.

“Sure, it’ll be about the right time for us to get back.” Tian Shu replied to Li Xingyu, who was waiting for him, after finishing dealing with the fruit scraps.

"Alright, let's go, Xiao Jin, Tao Tao, let's go back to find your parents and have dinner~" Li Xingyu had already asked Xiao Jin and Tao Tao, and they now wanted to move around in the trees on their own. They cheered happily, took the clean cloth handed over by Tian Shu, and flew back in the direction they came from on the hoverboard.

"Let's go~" Tian Shu commanded his hovering ball to catch up with Li Xingyu, who had already flown some distance away.

"Chirp chirp (Time to eat~)"

"Chirp chirp (It's delicious, it's delicious!)"

Xiao Jin and Tao Tao swung on bamboo branches to follow Li Xingyu and Tian Shu, who were on hoverboards, towards the tree where they lived.

…………

"Tuotuo, we're back! Come on, let's go eat together." As soon as Li Xingyu returned to the tree where she had parted ways with Tuotuo and the others, she saw Tuotuo and the other golden monkeys picking lice off each other.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp. (You're back. Did you get what you wanted? We're ready, and we can set off with you now.)" Hearing Li Xingyu's voice, Tuo walked up to Li Xingyu, speaking as she pointed to the spot where they had just been sitting.

Following Tuo's movements, Li Xingyu looked at the spot where they had just been sitting. There was a pile of fruit and tender buds, as well as dozens of bird eggs the size of Li Xingyu's fist.

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