Me and My Two Bosses' Systems

Tian Shu loved this place so much, he kept excitedly looking around. Hmm? Why did Hao Yue leave? Follow her, follow her, let's explore other places.

"Hiss~ (Who are you? What are you doing here?)"

Just as Li Xingyu was about to take a walk nearby, before she could even take a step, she heard a faint sound coming from the grass at her feet.

She had just noticed that there were many life forms around her, some with a spiritual quality and others with a transformed spirit. They were probably attracted by the aura of affinity with all things, but she didn't know what species was talking to her now.

Xinghe was originally with Li Xingyu, but Li Xingyu persuaded her to go on her own. What danger could there be here? Why should she follow her?

Li Xingyu crouched down and saw a white-lipped bamboo viper in the grass that looked remarkably like Xiao Qing, except that the white stripes on its cheeks were longer than Xiao Qing's and had an upward curve.

"Hello? I am Li Xingyu. Was it you who was speaking just now?" Li Xingyu looked at the small snake in front of her, not daring to act rashly. Yesterday, she dared to touch it because her grandfather and the others were at home. Today, there were only three of them, no, four. She should be more cautious.

"Sisi~ (Hello, my name is Cui Cui. I was the one speaking just now. Why are you all at my door?)" The little snake, Cui Cui, tilted her head.

"Hmm? Cui... Cui? We're here to find someone, ah, no, to find a snake. Do you know a white-lipped bamboo viper named Xiao Qing?" Li Xingyu listened to the childish voice in her ear. It sounded like a boy. His name was Cui Cui? Oh well, whatever.

"Hiss. (Xiaoqing is my older sister. She and my mother went hunting, and I stayed home to look after my younger brothers.)" Cui Cui wriggled her thin tail, a little embarrassed.

"Cui Cui, you're so amazing! You can even watch over your little brothers. How about I stay with you and wait for Mom and your sister to come back?" Li Xingyu carefully extended a finger and patted Cui Cui's triangular head.

"Hiss~ (Okay, can I wrap my arms around your hand? You're so warm.)" Cui Cui rubbed her head against Li Xingyu's fingers and licked her fingertips with her dark purple snake tongue.

“…Sure.” Li Xingyu hesitated for a moment, then spread her hands in front of Cuicui. Her intuition told her that Cuicui had no ill intentions or hostility.

"Hiss hiss hiss hiss~ (Thank you, Star Feather. I remember now, you're the friend Mom and my sister talked about last night. You even gave us some delicious food, right?)" Cui Cui wriggled her body and climbed onto Li Xingyu's hand. Halfway up, she suddenly stopped and excitedly told Li Xingyu a whole bunch of things.

“Yes, your sister and Haoyue came to my house as guests yesterday. Haoyue is the cat that was with us just now. But Xiaoqing didn’t tell your mother, so your mother came to my house to find her. She was supposed to stay for dinner, but your mother was in a hurry to come back, so we packed some food for her to take with her.” Li Xingyu held Cuicui in one hand.

While explaining to Cuicui, Li Xingyu sent messages to Xinghe and Tianshu, explaining the current situation and telling them to take a look around. She also asked Tianshu to tell Haoyue about the news.

'Oops, I forgot to buy Haoyue an animal-specific quantum computer. Otherwise, I wouldn't have needed Tian Shu to relay the message.' Li Xingyu mentally put buying Haoyue a quantum computer on his agenda.

"Hiss~ (Brother, where are you?)"

"Hiss~ (Brother~)"

"hiss~"

…………

Li Xingyu suddenly heard an unfamiliar voice, exchanged a glance with Cui Cui, who was coiled in her hand, and then they both turned to look at the cave entrance below the small mound.

Five small, emerald-green snakes emerged from the cave one after another, flicking their tongues as they crawled toward Li Xingyu.

Li Xingyu stared in disbelief at the several small snakes crawling towards her, then looked at Cui Cui in her hand and exclaimed, "You have so many brothers and sisters!"

However, Li Xingyu still had some common sense: the white-lipped bamboo viper can lay seven or eight eggs at a time, which is a normal number.

However, isn't the white-lipped bamboo viper's tail a deep reddish-brown? And its body isn't just one color.

Moreover, after they eat once, they need to wait at least five or six days before they need to eat again, right?

Could it be that these habits have changed after being blessed by a spirit?

Thinking of this, Li Xingyu asked Cuicui in her palm, "Cuicui, didn't you eat dinner last night? Why did Mom and Sister go hunting again today?"

"Hiss hiss hiss~ (Brother, brother, who are you?)"

While Li Xingyu was asking Cuicui, several small snakes had already crawled over and were curiously flicking their tongues in front of Li Xingyu, hissing incessantly.

Li Xingyu lowered her hand so that Cui Cui could touch the few small snakes that had just crawled out.

"Hiss~ (This is the new friend that Mom and my sister were talking about. The delicious food last night was given to Mom by her.)" Cui Cui poked her head out from Li Xingyu's hand and probed the tongue.

"Hiss~ (Mom and sister's new friend?)"

"Hiss~ (New friend, new friend.)"

"Hiss~ (Delicious!)"

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For a moment, Li Xingyu was surrounded by hissing sounds, and the little snakes even asked her if they could come to her hand too.

"Alright, that's fine, all of you come on up." Li Xingyu stretched out her other hand in front of them, letting them climb onto her hand.

"Hiss hiss hiss~ (Mom and sister went hunting to bring you a gift, not for us to eat.)" It was the newest-looking baby snake that answered Li Xingyu's question.

"Oh? I see..."

Liu She was having a great time chatting, and Li Xingyu's posture changed from standing to squatting, and finally he took out a sofa from the storage space and sat on it.

The small snakes each found a comfortable position, but they stayed on or around Li Xingyu.

When Mother Snake, Xiaoqing, Xinghe, Tianshu, and Haoyue returned to the front of the small mound, they saw:

Li Xingyu was holding several bright green snakes and looking at the rectangular light brain screen that had turned into the size of a double bed in the distance. He and his six snakes were laughing with their mouths open, and a motionless floating ball was floating behind him.

"..." Looking at this scene, the two people, two snakes, and a cat, along with the giant rabbit behind them, fell silent.

As Xinghe wandered around, he encountered Tian Shu and Haoyue, and then the three of them, led by Haoyue, went to a more distant place.

Just then, they encountered a snake mother chasing a large rabbit that had transformed into a spirit. The rabbit was so big that it reached Xinghe's waist when it was squatting down, which was only a little taller than Li Xingyu.

Then Xinghe and the others went to help. The snake mother and her companions could easily kill the rabbit, but it was poisonous, so it was a bit difficult for them to catch it alive.

The group worked together to subdue the giant rabbit with two heads and six legs, and then tied it up.

Because of some wounds, it was not suitable to put the rabbit in the space, so they dragged it all the way back.

When they returned, Xinghe and Tianshu were extremely anxious and worried because Li Xingyu hadn't replied to their messages. They rushed back as fast as they could.

Then they came back and saw this scene, and they didn't know what to say.

"Hiss~ (Mommy, Mommy and Sister are back.)"

It was Cui Cui who first caught the snake mother's scent and called out, at which point Li Xingyu turned her gaze toward Xinghe and the others.

"Hey~ you're back! What are you all doing together? Come here, I'll show you something fun." Li Xingyu saw Xinghe and the others standing beside her looking at her, so she paused the cartoon playing on her personal computer and quickly beckoned them over.

Xinghe and Tianshu exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with helplessness, and then shook their heads in perfect unison.

Xinghe, holding the rope in her hand, took the lead and walked towards Li Xingyu.

"Holy crap, what the hell is this thing, a rabbit?" Li Xingyu's gaze hadn't left Xinghe and the others yet. Her attention had been focused on the people and snakes, so she naturally overlooked the creature that looked taller than her.

"Hiss~ (Yes, Xingxing, this is what we caught, and we're giving it to you. Its meat is delicious.)" Xiaoqing, who was perched on Tian Shu's head, answered Li Xingyu.

Li Xingyu looked at Xinghe and the big rabbit walking towards them, then glanced at Snake Mother and Xinghe, and got an affirmative answer.

Then, Li Xingyu's mind was filled with: barbecued rabbit legs, spicy rabbit with black bean sauce, braised/spicy rabbit head, char siu rabbit meat, rabbit with dried tangerine peel, dry-fried rabbit shreds, stewed rabbit meat, braised wild rabbit, dry-fried rabbit meat, rabbit hot pot with fritillaria bulbs, rabbit meat stir-fried with scallions, rabbit cubes with walnuts, rabbit meat cooked with reed rhizome, dry-pot hand-shredded rabbit, stewed rabbit, spicy rabbit cubes, dry-pot rabbit, rabbit meat cooked in lotus leaves...

"Slurp~" Li Xingyu wiped the suspicious transparent liquid that was about to leave the corner of her mouth. No, she couldn't think about it anymore. She had just finished breakfast and couldn't eat anymore. She would wait until noon.

Seeing Li Xingyu's series of actions, Xinghe and Tianshu hesitated for a moment, then realized that Li Xingyu was looking at the rabbit in Xinghe's hand. The two breathed a sigh of relief but were also a little disappointed.

"Meow meow meow~ (Stars, here I come!)"

"Hiss hiss hiss~ (I'm here too!)"

As they got closer and closer to Li Xingyu, Haoyue and Xiaoqing launched themselves forward, aiming simultaneously at Li Xingyu's arms.

"Hey hey hey~" Li Xingyu looked at Haoyue and Xiaoqing who had pounced on her, and hurriedly made the baby snakes in her arms climb onto her head and shoulders.

The baby snakes cooperated very well, each one climbing onto Li Xingyu's head.

"Heave-ho~" Li Xingyu opened his arms and caught the cat and snake that pounced on him.

"Hiss~ (Sister, sister, you're back.)"

Cui Cui and the others, perched atop Li Xingyu's head, poked their bodies out and peered into her arms, calling out to Xiao Qing.

Xiaoqing nuzzled Li Xingyu's outstretched hand while responding to her brothers, "Hiss hiss hiss~ (Yes, Mom and I just went hunting, and we caught a really, really big rabbit.)"

Not to be outdone, Haoyue boasted to Li Xingyu, "Meow~ (Xingxing, I also helped with the big rabbit we just caught.)"

"Okay, okay, how about we have roasted rabbit for lunch? With some vegetables I picked at the plantation yesterday. Slurp~" Li Xingyu ruffled Haoyue's hair and back with her other hand while confirming the menu for lunch.

"Rabbit meat is highly nutritious, easy to digest, and has greater health benefits compared to other livestock and poultry. The meat contains 24% complete protein, rich B vitamins, as well as iron, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, cobalt, zinc, copper, and other minerals. It has a certain nourishing effect on the elderly, young children, pregnant women, and people with coronary heart disease."

Seeing Xinghe and Tianshu's disapproving looks, Li Xingyu quickly explained, "We only eat meat, we don't want the internal organs, we don't want the buttocks or genitals. If you're really worried, you can have it scanned and tested."

Seeing Xinghe and Tianshu's somewhat hesitant expressions, Li Xingyu looked at the huge rabbit and took a step back with a pang of heartache: "If it really doesn't work, we'll just eat the legs and the head, that's the least we can do."

Li Xingyu knew what they were worried about. Rabbit meat was delicious and many people ate it, but after eating it, they would experience varying degrees of discomfort, and some even almost died.

Interstellar medical conditions are very advanced, and there are even god-level ability users like Rice. It can be said that as long as you have a breath left, you can basically be saved.

Of course, this only applies to the physical body. We still need to observe whether there are any mental problems, since mental health is not easy to study and we are still exploring it.

"Hey~ don't worry, they got sick from eating rabbit, probably because they ate rabbit organs." Seeing Xinghe and Tian Shu's slightly raised eyebrows, Li Xingyu felt there was hope.

Rabbits are so delicious! She used to love eating them, and now that they're so big, it must be so satisfying for her to eat them.

Li Xingyu wiped her drool and continued to share what she knew, which consisted of some common sense from her past experiences and those gained from her culinary skills.

"Although rabbit organs are edible and very nutritious, they are too high in cholesterol. People with high cholesterol should not eat them, as excessive consumption can lead to vitamin A and vitamin D poisoning."

"You can check the hospital's report and instructions; there is data to back it up."

This wasn't something Li Xingyu made up; she saw it by chance while browsing the StarNet.

Seeing the two silent people, knowing they had indeed gone and that they didn't usually deal with these things, Li Xingyu was extremely patient. She was determined to get rid of this rabbit today.

"Animal offal is delicious, but you have to be careful about the amount. Eating it twice a week is enough, and each person should not eat more than 50 grams each time," Li Xingyu continued to explain as she watched the two gradually come to their senses.

"Of course, I'm talking about ordinary people, but the standard is roughly the same for everyone else. Orcs might be able to eat a little more? That's beyond my knowledge." Li Xingyu shrugged as he said this.

"And..." Li Xingyu looked Xinghe and Tianshu up and down, making the two of them tense up: "You should have a detection device, right? The rabbit's toxins are concentrated in their scent glands, so you can just discard that one, right?"

Seeing that Xinghe and Tianshu had not yet given in, Li Xingyu decided to add fuel to the fire.