Me and My Two Bosses' Systems
Chapter 208 The 208th Day of Wanting to Be a Lazy Person
“Ahem, they’re introducing themselves to you. This is Congqian and her children: Xiaoqing, Cuicui, Fei, Song, and Ye. And this is Wuwu.” Li Xingyu paused for a moment after hearing Elnis’s words before beginning to translate.
"Hello, I am Elnis, a thunder dragon. It's nice to meet you. Due to time constraints, my parsnip language is not yet very good, and I haven't had much experience with centipede language either."
When I talk to you, I will use a translator. Please forgive me if there is anything wrong. When Elnis saw Cong Qian and Xiao Qing in Li Xingyu's live broadcast room, he thought that he might need to learn another language.
So the day after seeing Congqian and Xiaoqing in Li Xingyu's live stream, Elnis found a snake language teacher, but he still only has a superficial understanding and hasn't reached the point of being able to communicate freely.
"Hiss hiss hiss~ (Ai Ai, you're actually a dragon? That's amazing.)" This means that through their interactions with Li Xingyu, Xinghe, and the others, Cong Qian and the others have developed their own understanding and way of addressing humans.
Elnis stared blankly at the words appearing on his personal computer screen, but he didn't show any particular emotion, just a sense of novelty.
And, "lovemaking"?
Based on how Congqian and Xiaoqing address Xiaoyumo and Xinghe, there's a high probability that the first character of his name is Ai Ai.
Sure enough, this kind of unintelligent system is somewhat idiotic.
Elnis's expression was slightly helpless and resigned. Because he was sitting quite close to Li Xingyu, he didn't bother to hide the screen of the quantum computer translator.
Li Xingyu naturally saw the translated text on the Ernis computer screen, and she was so trying not to laugh that her whole body was shaking.
Yes, the viewers in Li Xingyu's live stream are currently very curious about Cong Qian and Wu Wu, but most of them also can't understand what they're saying.
and so……
"Pfft~ Ai Ai, don't look so lifeless, this name is cute." Li Xingyu looked at the somewhat dejected Ernes and reached out to tug at his clothes.
"Little Feather~ Before you say that, could you please cover up your wildly upturned mouth?"
"Besides, I'm just a little surprised and speechless about this translator, and I'm also frustrated with you guys who are just having fun." Elnis leaned lazily against the sofa, tilting his head as he spoke to Li Xingyu.
"Yes, it's not that powerful. I didn't pack it properly when I came over. How are you feeling now?" After speaking with Li Xingyu, Elnis lowered his eyes and looked at Xiao Qing, who had boldly climbed onto him.
"Hiss hiss hiss~ (Ai Ai is so good, I'm fine. I was just a little scared of the pressure from my bloodline and abilities at first, but Ai Ai quickly calmed down and I'm perfectly fine.)" Xiao Qing curled up on Elnis's belly, her voice lazy.
Because he is a dragon, Elnis's body temperature is always low, making him incredibly comfortable to be around in the summer.
These days, Li Xingyu has been particularly fond of hanging around Che, Cain, and Elnis.
One reason is that Li Xingyu is still growing, and the other reason is that she is really afraid of the heat.
Physiological and psychological needs prompted Li Xingyu to gravitate towards those around her, but she was also restrained by reason, etiquette, and manners, so she only showed a slight tendency.
No inappropriate behavior or language occurred.
Xinghe and the others were so perceptive that they noticed it the moment Li Xingyu showed even the slightest inclination.
Considering Li Xingyu's personality and attitude towards them, Xinghe and the others asked directly.
Otherwise, Che and the others would be living in constant fear, and their anxiety would become visibly apparent.
It's important to understand that, aside from requests that violate laws and moral norms, guardians cannot refuse any of their requests to their guardians.
Although Li Xingyu has a good personality, outstanding abilities, and is good-looking, and treats them very well, everyone except Xinghe is currently a minor, and she herself is probably clueless about the Guardian system.
The Guardian Regulations and Rules that have been made public have been refined and revised time and again, and some of the hidden rules are not good for men.
When Li Xingyu heard this, he was completely stunned. No, his actions were so subtle, how could Xinghe and the others have noticed it so quickly?
Although she was very shy, Li Xingyu still explained the reason to Xinghe and the others in detail.
That's how Li Xingyu is; she might feel shy, embarrassed, or have other minor emotions.
However, she seems to possess an animalistic instinct, being very clear about the reasons behind her thoughts and actions, and not afraid of others knowing.
It must be said that, at any time, using a long beak and hitting straight shots are the most direct and effective methods.
Li Xingyu possesses both of these qualities.
Li Xingyu was very satisfied with Xinghe and the others' approach of asking her directly.
She's just more sensitive to emotions, not a mind reader. Except for Xinghe, it's impossible to know what others are thinking based on just a few words.
Speaking directly is the most effective and quickest method, especially when there are two parties involved.
After things were discussed openly, the way everyone interacted and the atmosphere changed subtly.
However, upon closer inspection, it becomes clear that there is nothing different from before.
The atmosphere among everyone had become more harmonious and gentle.
This is also why Elnis and Li Xingyu are now sitting at a distance that exceeds the safe range.
In other words, even though we've already talked it out, our little feather is still very shy and reserved.
Xinghe and the others felt both helpless and happy about this.
Anyway, they are still young, especially Li Xingyu, so some slightly intimate actions and distances are acceptable.
"That's good. Little Feather, when can we eat?" Elnis nodded, then the topic suddenly turned to Li Xingyu. After saying that, he couldn't help but swallow.
It's no wonder that Elnis is reacting this way; the smell of barbecue is just too overpowering.
Let alone Elnis, even Li Xingyu felt her mouth watering just from smelling this.
The entire backyard was filled with the aroma of oil and protein baked at high temperatures, along with the spiciness of chili and cumin.
"It'll be ready soon. By the way, El, where's the beef you just processed? I'll cook something delicious for you." Li Xingyu reluctantly took off the little animal figures from his clothes one by one, stood up and asked Elnis, who had also stood up.
"The place where the cow was just processed was covered with a time-stopping device to ensure the freshest taste." Elnis gently stroked Xiao Qing's smooth and tough scales again.
'Hmm, it doesn't feel as good as my own scales, nor does it look as good, but it's still pretty good.' Ernis silently compared the feel of Xiaoqing's scales with his own in his mind.
Then, Li Xingyu noticed with some confusion that Elnis had suddenly become happy and excited.
After tilting her head and thinking for a moment, Li Xingyu turned around and walked towards where they were processing the cattle: "Alright, get ready for an eye-opening and taste bud assault."
Just before Li Xingyu went to chat with Cong Qian and the others, he urgently used his personal computer to draw a distribution map of the beef, as well as the cutting methods and specific locations.
Judging from Elnis's reaction, Li Xingyu guessed that the cow must have been dissected quite well, otherwise why would he look so relaxed?
Looking at the perfectly sliced beef in front of him, Li Xingyu was still pleasantly surprised, even though he had expected it.
However, after glancing at Qingqi standing beside him, Li Xingyu had a feeling that he had known all along.
There's a doctor standing here. In terms of both ability and knowledge, Qingqi is undoubtedly worthy of being called a doctor.
Although she knew that doctors were specialists in their own fields, Li Xingyu sincerely believed that doctors had excellent anatomical skills.
Not to mention that Li Xingyu has already provided a specific distribution map and the connection points of the skeleton, so we just need to divide it according to the positions shown on the map.
"You guys are really amazing! Wait, I'll show you what I can do." Li Xingyu exclaimed in admiration, then estimated everyone's appetite and began cutting meat from various parts of the body.
Different cuts of beef will have different flavors and textures when roasted, and will also have different levels of doneness, which requires rich experience and precise control of the heat.
After Li Xingyu finished cutting the meat, Elnis stayed behind to clean up and store the remaining beef, while Cain and Qingqi carried two large plates of beef from different cuts and followed Li Xingyu toward Xinghe and the others.
While Li Xingyu and Cong Qian were chatting, Xinghe and the others had already baked a large amount of food and were placing it within the range of the time-stopping device next to them.
"Thank you for your hard work. Congqian and the others caught fresh prey for us as a gift. El, Cain, and Qiqi have already prepared the beef. Let's have some more food." Li Xingyu greeted the group, who remained elegant even while grilling meat.
Although Xinghe and the others were focused on making the barbecue, they still knew a little about what was happening on Li Xingyu's side.
Since it's not a meal that's in a rush, there's no need to hurry when making the barbecue.
“Okay, we’ve grilled about a third of the ingredients we prepared. Shall we start eating now?” Xinghe looked at Cain and Qingqi next to Li Xingyu, nodded and greeted them before asking Li Xingyu about the next steps.
This was the first time Xinghe and the others had eaten like this, preparing food and eating at the same time. It felt a bit strange, but after imagining it, it was quite novel.
Suddenly, the barrage wall that Li Xingyu was fixed next to the projection screen emitted a burst of colorful and constantly flashing light.
Everyone's attention was immediately drawn to it.
"Huh? What's going on?" Li Xingyu and the others were facing the projection screen from the side, and the colorful light suddenly shone on their faces.
Not to mention that everyone is currently free and extremely relaxed.
Li Xingyu and Xinghe first looked at each other with puzzled expressions, then exchanged glances with the others before beckoning the barrage wall to come over.
Looking at the barrage of onomatopoeic words on the screen.
Li Xingyu...
Galaxy...
……
"What's going on? What's this?" Li Xingyu stared blankly at the barrage of comments that seemed to have gone mad.
"It's okay, Little Star, it's just that it's after school and after get off work time now." Tian Shu's somewhat helpless voice rang in everyone's ears.
"..." Li Xingyu was speechless for a moment, then asked with some confusion, "I can understand getting off work, but after school? Isn't it summer vacation now?"
“Little Star, there are countless stars and planets in the interstellar space. Not all stars have the same time and seasons, so…” Tian Shu shrugged and gave Li Xingyu a “you know” look.
"Then you guys..." Li Xingyu was momentarily confused, then turned her gaze to Li Yue and the others.
Why does Li Xingyu think that all schools use the same academic calendar and time?
A: Because of the arrival of Tanuki and Euphnar.
Before Che and the others arrived, Li Xingyu had been oblivious to everything around her, mainly because she didn't know what to look at, but there was nothing she cared about either.
Therefore, there is a premise of poor information reception.
Then Che and the others arrived one after another. As for Li Xingyu, unless all nine of them came at once, they all arrived gradually.
Furthermore, Li Yue and Che also mentioned that since it was a holiday, they came over after receiving the message and making some arrangements at home.
Therefore, Li Xingyu subconsciously felt that everyone who was still in school was on summer vacation.
Li Xingyu had even remarked to himself that the interstellar school was structured in the same way as the time system on a planet.
After a moment of mental blankness, Li Xingyu realized that it was a misunderstanding she had made subconsciously.
However, before Li Xingyu could speak, Yu Fenar's clear and slightly hoarse voice rang out: "Of course, it's because the complicated and boring courses of Little Feather Pen are more important and more interesting."
Li Xingyu swallowed the words she was about to say, knowing that Yu Fenar was explaining to her.
Then Li Xingyu vaguely remembered that there was a rule in the Guardian Regulations that she had seen a long time ago: after confirming the identity of a Guardian, the Guardian must reach the side of their Guardian within fifteen days.
These fifteen days are for the boys to handle matters related to leaving home and the time needed for their journey.
"So, are all the people who watch live streams not working or going to school?" Li Xingyu changed the subject.
Then, Li Xingyu casually brought up the live stream page and curiously glanced at the number of viewers, before quickly looking away in fright.
Goodness, those hundreds of billions are beyond her comprehension.
Li Xingyu felt like she wanted to bend over right then and there.
Glancing at the people still pouring into the live stream, Li Xingyu felt for the first time the sheer size of the interstellar population.
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