Baby, don't be afraid, I'll accompany you to the heavens and the seas!

"What?! General Luo is going to be the Crown Prince's father?!"

The number one bodyguard in the back row, his pupils dilated in shock, glanced at his good brother, Brother Gua, in the front row.

"That's not true! General Luo got His Highness the Crown Prince pregnant, and he wants to be the father, not the mother!"

My good brother, Brother Gua, is in the front row, enjoying the melon, while carefully using sign language to signal to my number one bodyguard in the back row.

After the head guard in the back row finished translating the sign language, he looked even more confused.

"Cough~, mmm!!"

The other good friend next to the number one bodyguard in the back row blinked his big, eager eyes, also wanting to get to the juicy gossip.

Adhering to the principle of sharing the spoils, and finding something to share even if there are none;

Guard One carefully gestured to his good brother beside him using sign language.

"General Luo kept a mistress outside the marriage, and the mistress gave birth to an illegitimate child, but died in childbirth!"

"His Highness the Crown Prince does not wish to be the mother of that illegitimate child and nurse it!!!"

"So, His Highness the Crown Prince and General Luo had a falling out and are now arguing about who should be the father of the child!!"

"Hehehe~!!" Mei Ziye lowered her head, gritted her teeth, and translated the sign language of her subordinates. The more she translated, the more she couldn't stop laughing.

"Still laughing?! Humph!"

"Take your men and go to the dungeon to receive your punishment!" Qing Tingyu rubbed his temples, which were swollen and aching from anger at these idiots, and spoke in a cold, hoarse voice!

How did he manage to bring this bunch of idiots into the Eastern Palace?!

He even made these idiots his personal bodyguards?!

"Your Highness, please forgive me! I will go to the dungeon immediately to receive my punishment!"

No more giggling now!

Mei Ziye wrinkled her face and kicked the number one bodyguard and the front-row melon brother hard.

"Who gave you permission to discuss the Crown Prince's private affairs?"

"And you all, go to the dungeon to receive your punishment, each of you will receive thirty strokes of the cane!"

"roll!!!"

Mei Ziye kicked around, then swung the back of her sword at her other subordinates who were excitedly gesturing and discussing.

"Brother, stop hitting him!!!"

"You are now my brother, Qianqianluo's own brother! Please come and save the child! The child can't hold on much longer!!"

Qianqian hung precariously from the high platform, desperately calling for help from Meiziye!

"Captain of the Guards, General Luo is calling for help from us!" Gua Ge whispered cautiously into Mei Ziye's ear, offering a warning.

Seeing that Brother Gua was still cautiously refusing to go to the dungeon to receive his punishment, Mei Ziye was so angry that she drew her sword: "Get out! I'm not deaf!"

"Brother, let's get out of here! The head guard is really angry!" Upon seeing this, Guard Number One and the other brothers rode Gua Ge and sped towards the dungeon.

Mei Ziye sighed helplessly, pinching her philtrum hard, afraid she would faint from anger.

He glanced around and tiptoed toward the pavilion.

Upon discovering that His Highness the Crown Prince had already left and the pavilion was empty, Mei Ziye rushed and leaped onto the high platform.

"Young Master Luo! Young Master Luo, are you... are you alright?"

After pulling the person up, the "blind" guard hurriedly untied the kite string for Qianqian;

"Nothing's wrong, it's just that I dreamt that the King of Hell came to take me away!" Qianqianlu coughed violently.

"Young Master Luo, stop talking! Here! Drink more water!"

Seeing that she was thirsty, Mei Ziye immediately opened the leather flask at her waist and handed a pot of water to her lips.

"This is so thoughtful?!" Qianqianluo looked at the pot of water being handed to her lips, her eyes full of doubt as she stared at Meiziye.

"Drink up! What are you staring at me for?!"

"You idiot!! Do you think staring at me will quench your thirst?!"

Frustrated and disappointed, Mei Ziye pinched her face and forced water into her mouth.

"Cough! Cough cough cough!! What a refreshing drink of water!!!"

The pot of water was empty, and Qianqianluo now felt quite full after drinking so much water!

"Young Master Luo! Have you felt better after drinking the water?!"

"You didn't open your eyes?" The guard approached again, asking Qianqianluo, who had just finished drinking water, with a flustered expression.

With tears of "gratitude" streaming down her face, Qianqian slowly said, "Thank you so much, Guard Mei. I feel like I've died again!"

"Haha, no need to thank me, I only saved you because of my brother!!"

The innocent young boy, Mei Ziye, was so happy to be praised for the first time that he couldn't listen to anyone and kept refusing her praise.

"Wait a minute!! Something's not right?!"

"Qianqianluo! What?! What do you mean she died again?!"

"You, you, you, humph! I can't be bothered with you!" Plum Leaf got up angrily, her eyes filled with tears, and ran away.

Qianqianlu was both amused and exasperated. She hadn't expected this "blind" guard to be so innocent!

That's hilarious! If I farted at him next time, he'd probably cry, right?!

Qianqianlu rolled over and lay on the cold, high platform, silently pondering when she could catch the Plum Leaf Guard, then fart at him and openly watch him cry!

Mei Ziye ran and cried, and with a quick movement, she knocked down Prince Mu, who had rushed over after hearing the news, at the corner!

"Who is it?! Who is it?!"

"Which blind lackey dares to bump into me?"

Qing Tingmu stood up aggressively, shouting and cursing!

"I don't care who you are! I'm just going to knock you over, what are you going to do about it?!"

Mei Ziye pressed down on Qing Tingmu, cursing and yelling at the childishly short boy beneath her!

Qing Tingmu couldn't open his eyes because of the saliva mixed with the scent of water lilies. He pushed the person on top of him away with all his might, wanting to wipe out his entire family to vent his anger!

"Get off me! You're crushing me!" Prince Mu felt aggrieved by the massive body pressing down on him.

"Waaaaah~ General Luo, General Luo hates me!"

"Waaaaah!! General Luo hates me!"

Mei Ziye burst into tears for no apparent reason, wrapping her arms around the neck of the person beneath her and sobbing, "Waaah~!"

"Waaaaaahh ...

Qing Tingmu: Brother! I'm the one who should be crying!

You're going to crush me to death! Are you mourning my death in advance?!

"Waaaaah~ Am I really that annoying?"

"Waaaaah~ I, I, waaaaah~!" Mei Ziye raised her upper body, but her lower body still pressed down on Qing Tingmu.

As soon as Qing Tingmu opened his eyes and was about to open his mouth to breathe for a moment, a large string of glistening, still steaming snot fell into his mouth!

"How dare you! How dare you!"

Before Qing Tingmu could even exclaim in surprise, the plum leaf on his body pressed down again and hugged his head!

Just as Prince Mu was about to reprimand him, a string of snot slid down his open mouth and into his stomach!

"I, I will, I will exterminate your entire clan!!"

"No! I will annihilate everyone connected to you!" Qing Tingmu resignedly closed her eyes and clenched her fists.

I lay on the platform for a while;

Having rested, Qianqian rubbed her lower back and dragged her legs, and by sheer bad luck, she walked to the crime scene.

She stared at the two grown men in the corner, whispering sweet nothings and locked in a passionate embrace, and fell into deep thought for a moment.

Deep down, she thought: So that's it?

So, even ancient times had two male protagonists?!

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