There is a beast: (Hundred Explanations)
Chapter 4 About Laying Eggs
This is a science popularization mini-drama, the Tianlu version.
Bai Jie watched as Tianlu "experimented" about why she was struck by lightning.
"The Beast Pixie and the Four Impossibles can lay eggs together." Tianlu stared at the sky, which was cloudless.
"Oh ho~"
"Tianlu and the Four-Faced Beasts can lay eggs together." Tianlu continued to stare at the sky, still unchanged.
"Oh ho ho~"
“Bai Jie and the Four-Faced Beast can lay eggs together.” Tianlu looked at the unchanging sky.
Hmph~ It must have been an accident. I must have been struck by lightning!
"Then...then...Tianlu and Bixie can have children together..." "Bang!" A bolt of lightning, even thicker than before, struck mercilessly. "Why!!! Why?!" Tianlu foamed at the mouth, lying on the ground with blank eyes.
Seeing this, Bai Jie couldn't help but keep her distance from the simpleton, lest she catch the infection.
After a while, thanks to the Pixiu's amazing regenerative ability, Tianlu suddenly "came back to life".
Tianlu wouldn't give up; it must be a coincidence! It must be!
Tianlu stared at Bai Jie with both eyes.
Seeing this, Bai Jie was certain that this guy was going to talk about her. She quickly slipped away to avoid being implicated.
Bai Jie's amused expression infuriated Tianlu!
"Bixie and Baijie can lay eggs together!" Tianlu shouted, and Baijie was also ready to watch a good show.
But! The sky was clear, showing no sign of "anger" whatsoever! Bai Jie was stunned. This...this isn't right!
When Tianlu saw that no lightning had descended, he jumped up excitedly.
"See? I told you it must have been a coincidence!" Tianlu said, hands on his hips, looking at Bai Jie.
"Tianlu and Baijie can lay eggs together!" The sky remained unchanged.
This time, Bai Jie was questioning her existence. Why?
Ignoring Tianlu's shouting, Bai Jie was deep in thought.
"Uh... no way, it's not that Pixiu and Pixiu can't lay eggs, it's that... brothers can't lay eggs [?]" Bai Jie discovered the key point.
However, here's the problem: Bai Jie is a Pixiu, which doesn't need to excrete, so it lacks certain things related to external output. Even some mythical beasts have this issue... emmm, no Piyanzi combination? How is it supposed to lay eggs?
Bai Jie covered her face with her hands, "Alright, alright, let's stop here! Let's leave this matter here!"
. . .
"Yay!"
After an unknown amount of time, Tianlu got hungry again, "Father, Mother~ I'm hungry~"
What a shameless scoundrel! Bai Jie looked at Tianlu, who still called Shi Qilin and Yu Qilin "father" and "mother" even though he knew what his father and mother meant.
Not only Bai Jie, but everyone except the First Qilin and the Jade Qilin seemed to have been silenced by some inexplicable skill.
The two Qilin, however, seemed to enjoy it very much.
They cheerfully said, "If you're hungry, then come and eat something!" They took out a bunch of golden balls, and Tianlu, without thinking, immediately lay down in the pile of balls and started eating them quickly.
A moment later, "burp~" Tianlu hugged his big belly, lay on the ground to digest quickly, and drifted off to sleep.
"Satisfied~"
Bixie pinched Tianlu's face, saying, "What an idiot Tianlu," before lying down next to Tianlu and preparing to sleep.
Then, feeling something was missing, he glanced at Bai Jie, smiled, and, to Bai Jie's bewildered look, picked him up and placed him between the two brothers.
ok~
It turns out the three brothers will never be separated (//?//). Bai Jie felt warmth, not only physically, but also emotionally.
Four-Faced Beast: "Emmm, out of sight, out of mind! Goodbye!" After making his rant, Four-Faced Beast felt a little hungry, so he flew up into the clouds and swallowed some mist to fill his stomach.
. . .
in a dream.
Bai Jie has returned to this familiar space.
"Hmph~ This time I'm definitely going to check out Tianlu's dream and see what kind of dreams that silly boy has!"
Bai Jie entered the dream passage and started running through it. He knew that if he didn't run fast, he wouldn't be able to see it when Tianlu woke up.
"There's light ahead! We've arrived!"
Suddenly, the view opened up, revealing a flat and open land with Pixiu (mythical creatures), eggs, and Bai Jie (a type of white jade).
Tianlu saw Bai Jie, seemingly unaware that he was dreaming, and happily said to her, "Bai Jie, Bai Jie, look! This is our egg!"
Bai Jie is now in that squinty-eyed, old-man-like state on the subway, holding the egg and looking dumbfounded!
When I type a question mark (?), it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem!
"Pfft, hahaha! Bai Jie, your expression is hilarious!" Tianlu burst out laughing at Bai Jie's expression.
The veins on Bai Jie's forehead were bulging, and if it weren't for the hair covering them, Tianlu probably could have seen Bai Jie's wrinkles.
"Bang!"
"Gah!"
Bai Jie gave Tianlu a good beating, leaving Tianlu with a large bump on his head.
Hmph! I can't beat you out there, but I can at least beat you up in my dreams! Not only will I beat you up, I'll even spank you until you're bald!
Bai Jie immediately started scratching Tianlu's stomach and armpits, making a mess of his head. About thirty minutes passed amidst Tianlu's "happy" laughter.
Tianlu, his fur standing on end, was panting heavily. He lay on the floor of his dream world, utterly dejected. The flush on his face showed how exhausted he had just finished a fierce battle.
Bai Jie stood with her paws on her hips, looking very satisfied with her success! She snapped her fingers, and Tianlu returned to its original state. In her dream, Bai Jie was just like Meng Ji—omnipotent!
Tianlu is still lying there; the aftereffects are quite strong.
After a while, Tianlu, who had recovered, said to Bai Jie with tears in his eyes, "Bixie has never bullied me! Waaaaaah!"
After saying that, Tianlu started rolling on the ground, crying and making a scene.
Oops~ Oh no, I think I went a little too far.
"Hey hey hey! Don't cry! I'll give you lots of golden balls to eat!" Bai Jie snapped her fingers, and a bunch of golden balls appeared out of thin air.
Upon seeing the mountain of golden balls, Tianlu immediately stopped crying and looked at Bai Jie: "I'll forgive you this time! But don't let it happen again!" He then turned away haughtily and began to eat his dream meal.
Bai Jie wiped her sweat. Sure enough, the best way to deal with a foodie is to give him a bunch of delicious food! What? One pile isn't enough? Then give him two piles!
Looking at Tianlu, who was just eating rice, I felt that he couldn't solve the problem anytime soon, so I decided to go and see what the warding-off-evil dream could do!
"Hmm~ the dream of warding off evil is..." Bai Jie closed her eyes and sensed the aura of warding off evil.
"Over here!" Sensing the aura of the warding-off evil spirit, he opened his eyes and ran in that direction.
Looking at the tiny tunnel, I thought, "The dream passage for warding off evil is so small."
Bai Jie crawled inside and saw the light again.
Upon seeing the evil spirit incubating eggs, Bai Jie asked, "?"
Wait, why are you two brothers incubating eggs??? There's something wrong with you!
Bai Jie moved closer to Bi Xie, who looked at her, seemingly surprised that she had come.
"Um... Bixie, what's wrong with you?" Bai Jie asked, looking a little awkward.
"Oh, this egg is yours and Tianlu's. I'm helping to treat it~ What brings you here? Where's Tianlu? Did he get lost somewhere?" Bixie didn't realize he was dreaming. His surprise was that Bai Jie wasn't with Tianlu.
"..." Bai Jie threw a punch, "A punch of clarity!"
Bai Jie knocked Bixie unconscious, shattering his dream and bringing him back to reality.
Tianlu seemed to sense it too, and his dream space also disappeared.
A single beast remained silent in the connecting space, its form blank.
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