I really am a fortune teller

Seeing Wei Chen's excited expression, Jiang Hanyi rolled his eyes and said irritably, "Brother, when you describe things like this in the future, could you please stop comparing them to things that are already known?"

Wei Chen looked at Jiang Hanyi with a blank expression, not understanding what he meant.

Jiang Hanyi continued, "I think if this continues, I might develop a phobia of amber."

Wei Chen rolled his eyes in annoyance: "You're a psychic doctor, so you're still a doctor after all. You've probably seen far more disgusting scenes than I have. And I've heard that you doctors have to dissect a lot of corpses when you're in school. Is that true?"

“That’s true.” Jiang Hanyi wholeheartedly agreed with Wei Chen’s words: “But can human fetal fluid really turn into this shape?”

The topic returned to the present. Wei Chen thought the matter was over, but he didn't expect Jiang Hanyi to still remember it. He looked at Jiang Hanyi with a frustrated expression and said, "That's right, human fetal fluid can indeed reach this level, and over time, it will make one especially beautiful."

"Then this kind of thing should be considered an antique. What's the big deal if the other party wants 50 or 500 million?" Jiang Hanyi didn't understand and even said something from the side.

The Laughing Buddha looked at Jiang Hanyi with a completely bewildered expression.

He glanced back at Wei Chen and said, "I finally understand why a nine-star psychic doctor like him insists on following you."

Wei Chen was stunned for a moment, and finally could only shut his mouth, because he suddenly realized that he had no way to respond to that sentence.

Was the Laughing Buddha praising or scolding Wei Chen?

That's completely hard to explain.

Wei Chen rolled his eyes in annoyance and continued, "Aren't you just saying that you're following me because this psychic doctor is mentally unstable? Cloth Bag Monk, did you even consider my father's feelings when you said that?"

The Laughing Buddha coughed and said, "I was just joking with you, don't take it too seriously."

Wei Chen remained silent.

Jiang Hanyi looked at Wei Chen with a bewildered expression, then at the Laughing Buddha and asked, "Did I say something wrong just now?"

The Laughing Buddha sighed: "Don't you even think about what that amniotic fluid is made of? It contains the life of a child, or even the lives of several children, before it solidifies. Under such circumstances, how can it be good?"

Jiang Hanyi nodded and said, "So it's an evil object?"

"Of course." The Laughing Buddha said with trembling hands, "Luckily, Wei Chen has sharp eyes and reminded me, otherwise I would be in big trouble now. Even if this thing is not placed at home, but in this small shop, it will affect the feng shui of the shop. In that case, going bankrupt would be the least of my worries, and I might even lose my life."

When the Laughing Buddha talked about this, his face was full of fear.

Wei Chen nodded and said, "That's why no one dares to take this thing. Do you understand now? But what I'm curious about is that treasure hunter. What gave him the guts to take it back?"

"Then I'm not quite sure," the Cloth Bag Monk shook his head and said, "I'm just an antique dealer, reselling things. Treasure hunters and such are too high-class; I don't have that ability."

As Wei Chen and the others were chatting, the Cloth Bag Monk suddenly patted his thigh and said, "We're going to the ancient tomb this afternoon. Are you two ready? Is the equipment you bought enough? If not, I have some more."

Wei Chen was about to say no.

But Jiang Hanyi pressed down on his leg, looked calmly at the cloth bag monk in front of him, and quickly said, "We have very limited supplies. After all, you specialize in this, so the things you can prepare are definitely much better than what we can. So please help us."

Jiang Hanyi spoke very sincerely.

The Laughing Buddha glanced at Jiang Hanyi and suddenly laughed: "Jiang Hanyi, do you really think I'm a greenhorn who doesn't know anything?"

A few beads of sweat trickled down Jiang Hanyi's forehead: "But we've risked our lives for you, shouldn't you give us some compensation?"

"The payment has already been agreed upon. Don't be greedy." The Laughing Buddha rolled his eyes, but he wasn't angry. "Fine, you might not have brought enough things. I'll help you prepare some things. Let's go after lunch."

After saying this, the Laughing Buddha turned and left to manage his jade gambling business and his small shop.

Jiang Hanyi was left there completely bewildered.

I looked at Jiang Hanyi and said, "Actually, the Laughing Buddha is quite good to us."

"Aren't you good at fortune telling?" Jiang Hanyi turned to look at me and said calmly, "Then tell me whether the Laughing Buddha will bring you any harm?"

Wei Chen hadn't actually asked the system about this in detail, and he never expected Jiang Hanyi to think of it. It truly broadened Wei Chen's horizons.

Wei Chen nodded and naturally did as instructed.

However, the system's assessment was 84%.

In other words, there is an 84% chance that the Laughing Buddha will treat them well, but a 16% chance that he will treat them badly. That 16% is quite high.

Wei Chen still thought that the Laughing Buddha had always been loyal to him.

It's even quite simple.

If it weren't for Jiang Hanyi's timely reminder, Wei Chen wouldn't have discovered this so quickly.

Thinking about it now still makes me feel terrible.

To avoid worrying Jiang Hanyi, Wei Chen simply smiled and said, "It's alright, he's my father's brother."

"If you can't figure it out, just say so." Jiang Hanyi didn't give up at all, and looked at Wei Chen with annoyance, saying, "I won't laugh at you."

Wei Chen gritted his teeth: "There's an 84% chance it's good for us, and a 16% chance it's bad for us. So what exactly do you mean?"

"You figured it out?" Jiang Hanyi wasn't surprised at all by the percentage figure. Instead, he said with a look of astonishment, "You figured it out? Why didn't you show it to me sooner? You made me worry for nothing."

Wei Chen stared at Jiang Hanyi in disbelief.

Is this the key point?

no.

How come Jiang Hanyi, this nine-star psychic doctor, is so eccentric?

No wonder Jiang Hanyi lives alone in such a small town.

There's a reason why Wei Chen mentioned Jiang Hanyi's wife, but in his opinion, Jiang Hanyi is just a fool with low emotional intelligence. His IQ isn't much higher either.

“84% is also quite high.” Jiang Hanyi said with a smile to Wei Chen, “However, I hope the numbers you just told me are true and not just something you made up.”