Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2
Chapter 99 Temporary Amnesia
After flying for a short while, Dafu couldn't stay still. It flew to my side and asked, "Yimao Er, do you think Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai can be together?"
"It should be fine," I said casually.
"How did you know?" Dafu asked curiously.
"Feelings? Does that mean only you can feel them, and I can't?" I said casually. How would I know why? I'm not some newbie.
I casually said something and then flew off quickly ahead, and Dafu followed.
The journey was fine; there was no wind or rain today, which was considered good weather. The road along the way has also been paved with cement.
Unlike the country lanes in my hometown that used to be covered in mud after a walk, these roads are now mostly clean, except for a bit more dust.
We were flying right next to the road, because there were still cars driving very fast in the middle of the road, and if I wasn't careful, I could get hit and killed. Even if I had insurance, there would be no way to claim compensation.
In the last two years, I don't know what happened, but everyone in the village seems to have gotten rich. I don't know why, but everyone is using an iPhone and has bought a car.
They're clearly just working outside, many of them even work in factories like clothing factories or electronics factories, but for some reason they insist on showing off by buying a car.
Although you can earn 40,000 to 50,000 yuan a year working outside, and you can buy a decent domestic car after two years of saving, is it necessary?
These days, people who buy iPhones don't have pockets; they just hold them in their hands. The less capable someone is, the more they like to show off.
Ugh, I just watched a BYD 3 speed past me again, doing a beautiful drift and kicking up dust behind it. I really wanted to rush up and drag that guy out and beat him up.
Is this your place to speed? You think a cheap car is a sports car, driving it so fast? Do you think you're filming Fast and Furious?
I tried my best to fly near the roadside and even almost over the fields, but the turbulent air currents still made me tumble a few times in the air.
I was so angry! I used to hate it when people used their high beams, especially at night, because you couldn't see anything at all.
Now I've added a rule: I hate people who speed. You might want to die, but I don't.
I spun around in the air several times before slowly coming to a stop, almost falling to the ground.
I'm fine, but I wonder if Dafu is alright? After I steadied myself, I looked over at Dafu, who was still spinning in the air, whether he was weak or for some other reason.
I rushed towards the large amulet, trying to save it before it fell to the ground, but the amulet's body slammed into me like a bullet.
And so, Dafu and I fell to the ground together. Luckily, there were many wild grasses and wildflowers along the rural roadside, and the most abundant of them were foxtail grass.
We just happened to fall onto the foxtail grass. The foxtail grass cushioned our fall, preventing us from crashing to our deaths.
I was so angry I could scream! This is murder! I was furious and wanted to do something, but right now I can't do anything but get angry.
"Are you alright, Yimao Er?" Dafu, whom I was carrying, asked with great concern.
"Thank goodness I'm alright." I tried to get up from the ground, but I suddenly realized that the big fortune was still on me, and I couldn't get up.
"Twenty-two cents, thank you for earlier," Dafu said shyly.
"What are you being shy about? Get up now, you're heavy!" I shouted in my heart, but I didn't say it out loud. Looking at Dafu's appearance, I knew I couldn't say anything carelessly now. If I said the wrong thing, you can imagine the consequences.
"Dafu, get up first, you're pressing on me," I said very politely.
"One mao er, you were really brave just now," Dafu said as he slowly stood up.
"Haha, well, it was just something I did on the spur of the moment, nothing special," I said with a dry laugh.
"Twenty-two cents, have you ever watched TV?" Dafu suddenly asked.
"Huh? What do you mean?" I was completely dumbfounded. What did this mean? The topic jumped way too fast! Just now I was asking if I had anything to say, and now they're suddenly asking me if I've watched TV.
You're with me every day, do you even know if I've watched TV or not? But since you've asked, I have no choice but to answer, since I really have.
So I honestly replied, "Yes, I've seen it. What's wrong?"
"Isn't that how it's always shown on TV? When the male lead saves the female lead, he spins around in the air, and then slowly falls down while spinning." Dafu said to me with great anticipation.
Holy crap, when did we start slowly falling? When did we start spinning in the air? When did we become the main characters? Lady, how many melodramatic TV dramas have you been watching?
Also, we clearly fell on foxtail grass and then onto the ground, and I'm still in pain. Where's the romance you see on TV?
What are you thinking? I'm going crazy! What's Dafu doing here? Is he here to swoon over a girl?
"I only watch action movies. I've never seen that kind of slow-falling movie you mentioned. The TV shows I watch are basically all about the male and female leads fighting in a room." I stopped Dafu from continuing.
"But didn't we watch God of War Zhao Zilong last time while we were waiting for the yogurt? Wasn't that how it was portrayed?" Dafu asked curiously.
"Huh? Is that so? I forgot. Anyway, I didn't watch that TV show you mentioned. Besides, it's been so long, how could I remember?" I said, looking quite embarrassed.
"Could it be that you drank too much and forgot? Temporary amnesia?" Dafu asked anxiously.
"Ah, right, that might be it too. I forgot. Let's not discuss this anymore and hurry on our way." I quickly said to Dafu, using her suggestion to convince myself that I had amnesia.
"Are you alright? Does your head still hurt? Should you rest a bit before you go? It shouldn't be too serious, right? You'll be fine after a few days of rest, right?" Dafu asked anxiously from the side.
"Don't worry, I'll be fine. Let's get on our way as soon as possible and set off from town." I quickly took flight and said.
"Oh, okay." Seeing that I had flown up and seemed to be alright, Dafu also flew up and flew towards me.
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