Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

I had given up hope, but then another opportunity came my way, and I quickly crawled toward the phone.

But a problem I overlooked has arisen: the place I'm in now is lower than the bed.

So I'm really frustrated and don't know how to get up there.

Fortunately, when that honest guy threw away the banana-flavored Jissbon bottle, he simply tossed the attached part onto the bedside table. But since it was attached, it was like a ladder connecting the bed to the bedside table.

Today was the first time I learned that Jissbon products come in fruit flavors. What's even more frustrating is that people usually associate using this product with happiness, while for me, it's like climbing a ladder to get to it.

Why am I so unlucky? But there's nothing I can do. I have to climb. How can I use my phone if I don't climb? How can I find clues about the girl if I don't use my phone? How can I turn back into a human if I can't find any clues?

So I gritted my teeth and climbed up the jissbon fabric. It was unusually cold and slippery, and a chill ran through my body as I climbed on it.

Even if I freeze to death, I'm going to keep climbing. That's where my hope lies.

I slowly crawled on the jissbon adhesive, but it was so slippery. Isn't the lubricant supposed to be inside? Why is it on the surface too?

Could it be that some damned honest person spilled the oil from inside onto this when they used it? Is that why it's so slippery?

I want to cry. Can't I even climb up properly? I've only ever heard of people who made promises to themselves, and they had to finish the job even with tears in their eyes.

I'm really going to climb up here with tears in my eyes, otherwise I'll never have a chance to use this thing under my feet in this lifetime.

But I'm just curious, this isn't something you eat, so why make so many flavors? Does the woman's genitals taste the flavors? And banana flavor too?

Of course, I'm just venting a little. Anyway, I've never used it before. I never thought that the first time I would use it would be as a ladder. Although it's a bit tragic, at least it solved our most difficult problem at the moment.

After I finally managed to climb up, I immediately crawled towards the phone. Luckily, the phone was lying there, not covered by any blanket or anything else.

Seeing the phone gave me hope, so I quickly crawled over and finally found it.

Even if I saw a naked woman, I wouldn't kiss this phone. What? You don't believe me?

There was a phone lying right next to me, and I rushed towards it immediately, without even glancing at the naked woman in front of me.

What does this prove? It proves that I am a good person.

I rushed to the phone and was about to turn it on. Wow, this woman is rich! She has an iPhone 6, and a gold one at that. I quickly turned it on.

I'm sure everyone has used a mobile phone. To turn it on, you have to press the power button on the screen. So I quickly crawled over and banged my head against the power button.

Damn, I can't break it open! Damn, why is it so hard to press?

As a poor guy, I've never used an iPhone 6, but my friend does. I remember when I played with it, it wasn't that hard to press; you just had to press hard and the screen would light up.

But now it's so hard to press, I've almost banged my head against it, and there's still no improvement.

Just as I was about to continue crashing, a sound suddenly came from the sky. I knew that sound all too well, so I quickly looked up at the sky.

Damn, a mosquito flew towards the sleeping woman and landed right on her face, ready to suck her blood.

How can this be? What if those damn mosquitoes bite too hard and wake that woman up? My whole plan will be ruined.

So I quickly yelled at the damn mosquito, "Wait a minute!"

The mosquito clearly heard my voice and looked at me with a puzzled expression: "What do you want?"

"Um... can I discuss something with you?" I asked very carefully and politely.

"Let me finish eating first," the mosquito said, and then it was about to bite the woman's face.

Damn it, what if you finish eating and wake that woman up? You just run away and that's it, but what am I supposed to do? My whole plan will be ruined!

So I hurriedly called out, "Wait a minute."

"What is it now?" the mosquito asked me impatiently.

"Hey, can I talk to you about something?" I called out to the mosquito in the distance, using the best tone and smile I could think of.

"Can't you see I'm eating? Whatever it is, wait until I finish eating. I don't have time for you," the mosquito said, clearly annoyed.

"No, please, I'll treat you to dinner, okay?" I quickly exclaimed.

"You're treating me to dinner? How are you going to treat me?" The mosquito was actually attracted by my words and even looked up at me.

"Look at me, look at me! Don't I look much tastier than that woman?" I quickly jumped up and down on the bed and yelled at the mosquito.

"You? Delicious? You son of a bitch, you want me to eat you? Your blood must be rotten, I wouldn't eat it." After saying that, the mosquito was about to continue stabbing at the woman's face.

"How do you know my blood is rotten? You've never eaten it before. If you're so capable, come and try it!" I retorted indignantly. How could my blood be rotten?

"It stinks, it stinks!" the mosquito grumbled unhappily.

"Tch, you're just scared. You only dare to bully those who are asleep and defenseless. If you're so capable, come and absorb mine!" It seems I can only use my one and only cheat code: human intelligence.

Provocation...

"You dare call me a coward? You dare call me that? Looks like you know how powerful I am. See those two big bumps on that woman's chest? Those are from me, ten years ago. They're still so swollen and haven't gone down yet. Pretty impressive, huh?" the mosquito said, as if in a provocation.

I almost cried when I heard what that mosquito said. What does that even mean? It's terrifying how uncultured people are! Did you bite me? If you did, what must my face look like after you bit me?

"I don't believe you. If you're so tough, bite me. Come on, bite me!" I continued to provoke her from below. I didn't dare to do anything. Right now, I didn't want to wake that woman up. At least I needed to get online first.

"Looks like you won't know how great I am until I show you." After saying that, the mosquito charged towards me like a bomber, accompanied by its distinctive mosquito-like roar.

Damn it, I finally managed to lure that mosquito down, but when I saw it swooping down at me, I was immediately dumbfounded. How am I supposed to deal with it? Am I supposed to jump up and crush it like Dafu, with no hands or feet?

In the blink of an eye, the mosquito was like a missile, its sharp, thin mouthparts like the missile's nose, hurtling towards me with unerring accuracy.

Faced with the mosquito attack, all I can do now is jump up and dodge to the side.

As the mosquito got closer and closer, I immediately jumped up and dodged to the side of my phone.

But to my utter surprise, that damned mosquito just had the misfortune of sticking its head into my anus.

Oh……

Your tearful eyes, so tender yet tinged with sorrow, gaze upon your crescent moon, witnessing life and death, the chrysanthemums withered, the ground strewn with wounds…

The moment the mosquito inserted its mouthpiece into my anus, Jay Chou's song "Chrysanthemum Terrace" immediately came to mind.

I'm going crazy! I got analed by a mosquito, and with its mouth no less! My only thought right now is, "It hurts so much..."