Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

As the saying goes, lust is a double-edged sword. I don't know what curse I was under after meeting a female online friend, but I turned into a maggot. I have to find that girl, and more importantly, I have to find out the truth. I must survive.

After a series of events, I finally arrived at the internet cafe run by the spider.

But the disappointment I felt at that internet cafe broke my heart; I really wanted to jump off the roof and end it all.

Just as I looked down, I saw a girl walking into a room with her phone hanging on her arm.

A crazy idea popped into my head: wasn't that the phone I was looking for?

"Xiao Hei, I need your help." I looked at the beautiful woman's phone below, and a crazy idea had already taken shape in my mind.

"Hmm? What kind of help?" the little black spider asked earnestly.

"I'm going to steal that phone," I said, looking at the phone on the beautiful woman's chest below.

I don't know if it was because I walked too close to the edge, or if I was just really unlucky? Suddenly a gust of wind blew, and I was blown off the spot.

It fell straight down into those two huge mountain peaks, and right between those two peaks was the phone I had been dreaming of.

I rely on...

I only managed to utter those two words before I fell down below.

Of all things to do, I fell right between those two mountain peaks. I needed my phone, not those damned mountains!

If I were a normal person, the mountain would certainly be incredibly attractive to me, but right now I want a cell phone, and the mountain is really just a mountain to me.

I fell straight into the crevice of that mountain. That mountain was really big. I was immediately trapped after I fell in, but the beautiful woman didn't feel anything at all.

Did it just come back from South Korea? Is it really fake? I wouldn't even feel a maggot fall in.

I looked at the spider on the wall with despair, hoping it would come to my rescue, but as the spider lowered its web, the woman had already led me into the room.

A woman's room has always been a longing in the heart of a homebody like me. I've always imagined it to be clean, tidy, and with a faint fragrance. That's what I've always thought of a girl's room.

But the truth is absolutely different from what you think. After the woman went in, she kicked off her shoes and put on slippers.

Then she started rummaging through drawers and cabinets in the room, searching for something. The woman was searching frantically, but I was unlucky enough to be caught between her breasts.

I almost died from being squeezed like that, it was really painful. I'm sure a lot of otaku will scold me for saying this, how could it be painful when you're right in the middle of the mountain?

That's because you only saw the beauty on the outside, but not the horror on the inside.

Bras are generally divided into three-quarter cup, two-thirds cup, and half cup. These cups are further divided into wide straps and thin straps. The back clasps are also divided into three rows of hooks, two rows of hooks, and one row of hooks.

And what I've fallen into is one of those three-tiered half-cup cups, which is why it can be squeezed so big. As that woman walks around the room looking for something, I feel like I'm going to be squeezed into a pile of mush in the near future.

I'm devastated. I never imagined I'd die in the middle of a mountain, the very mountain every man desires, a colossal peak! I estimated it to be at least... God, what am I doing? I'm about to die, and I still have the mind to check its size?

Is this the nature of men? But what if I die, crushed between two mountains?

When I stand up, the peaks part; when I bend over, they clamp down tightly. It's utter torture!

Just when I was almost in despair, the woman suddenly jumped up and pounced on the bed. With a violent jolt, I was thrown out.

What does "surging waves" mean? Now I know. The woman grabbed a wire and walked towards the socket.

I was wondering why I hadn't been using my phone earlier. I was asking what I was looking for in the room, and it turned out I was looking for the charger.

Is this a girl's room? It's a mess, with clothes and cosmetics everywhere, and practically no place is clean.

I seriously doubt that this girl is one of those legendary prostitutes who has been through a lot and wants to find an honest man to marry.

She's so beautiful, has such a great figure, and lives in the countryside. The more I look at her, the more she seems to resemble someone from the countryside.

Just as I was wondering what kind of person this girl was, she turned on her phone and I heard the WeChat shake sound.

Since they were inside the room, the girl turned the speakers on directly.

"Hey beautiful, what are you doing?" A man's voice came through WeChat.

So this is truly an era of constant warfare, and it's already begun?

But to everyone's surprise, the girl shouted into her phone: "I've loved you, but I won't hook up with you. Save my mom, save my baby. I've never heard of Amway."

Then he immediately blocked that WeChat user.

Wow, this girl is incredibly experienced, far more so than most.

I was speechless listening to this. What was all this about?

Just when I was feeling really down, there was a knock on the door, and then the girl went over to the door.

The moment the doors opened, a gruff voice rang out: "Kelly, it's been a long time."

After saying that, he pounced on the bed. Damn, I'm still in bed! The violent shaking was like an earthquake, making me extremely uncomfortable. But that's a minor issue. The main problem is that, not only was it strenuous exercise, but he also changed so many positions. What's the point?

I had just gotten used to that vibration frequency when Mom changed her movements, and it was different again. She was on the pillow a moment ago, and now she's on the blanket.

What's going on here? In broad daylight, can't we just live a normal life?

I'm almost in tears right now. This is a small matter, though. I'm afraid that if they lie down, they might accidentally crush me to death.

I was frantically running away from the bed, my heart pounding, terrified that after we were done, he would fall on top of me.

I crawled desperately toward the bed, trying to find a chance to leave this damned place. For other men, dying in bed is a happy thing, at least they were happy before.

But if I were to die in bed, wouldn't that be incredibly unfair?

As I frantically crawled towards the edge of the bed, I grumbled in frustration.

Just then, someone knocked on the door, accompanied by a rough voice.

"Cuihua, are you home? Why are you locking the door in broad daylight?" A rough voice came from inside.

What's going on? And who is Cuihua? I was still wondering when suddenly the two people on the bed stopped.

"Coming...coming, wait a minute." So the two of them hurriedly started packing.

"Old Wang, hurry up and hide under the bed!" Kelly said to the man in a panic.

Then came a series of scattered, hurried sounds, and Kelly quickly went to open the door.

"I've told you so many times, call me Kelly, not Cuihua," Cuihua, whose real name is Kelly, said in a coquettish tone.

Holy crap, no way? This is the legendary "Old Wang next door"? And this guy who just walked in is the legendary "honest guy"?

I actually met two legendary figures today, and they were quite famous.

If I still can't figure out what's going on here, then all these years of my life have been wasted. This is a classic case of having sex with the neighbor, and then your honest husband comes back.

Holy crap, I actually witnessed something so ridiculous! I just wanted to find a phone to go online, how could I be so unlucky? Seeing something like this is sure to give you a sty.

I was devastated, but thankfully the shaking finally stopped, so I could climb for a while without worry.

But, to everyone's surprise, even that honest man had his moments of dishonesty, and he actually dragged Cuihua, who was called Kelly, towards the bed.

Oh my god, help me! Why is it so hard to just use my phone? Can't I just have some fun?