My Apocalypse: Infinite Rewinds

"Li Kai grinned maliciously as he approached Xiao Bai. 'Don't make me sound so evil, okay?!'"

No, no, you are inherently evil; I was just describing you objectively.

"Awooo!!! (Why am I always the one who gets hurt?!)" As Li Kai walked out of the room, Xiao Bai howled in grievance. It got hurt again. Wait, how did it become "again"?

"Let me finish this quickly today!" Li Kai held a bottle of diluted blood, filled with the essence of Xiao Bai's life. Wait, did you have to add the word "diluted"? Can't I just leave it out?!

"Let me end you all one last time!" Li Kai stepped into the room with a confident air. And are you really sure this is the last time? The last time you said that, haha, the flag of death was raised!

"Good morning, everyone! Today I'm bringing you an excellent nutritional supplement. How about it? Isn't it tempting? For just 998, you can take it home—oops, I'm getting carried away! Today is our grand opening sale, it's free! Don't hesitate, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! What are you waiting for?" Li Kai rattled off this string of sales pitches in one breath. Wow, impressive lung capacity! How long must he have practiced to speak so fluently?

The "buzzing" sound seemed to be influenced by Li Kai; the red aura swirling in the room began to actively flow towards the bottle. Could you possibly understand it?! This world is terrifying.

"That's right, one at a time, don't rush." ​​Li Kai carefully guided her. But wait, is this the right time to do this?

"This is scarcity marketing, what do you know?" Li Kai said with a look of disdain. But we're not actually doing any sales.

Oh? That's right, I was a little excited and forgot. Sorry, sorry.

Damn it, get serious!

"Well, it seems they've absorbed most of it. I'll leave slowly from here." Li Kai carefully retreated from the room. Due to the excessive alcohol consumption, his sensitivity to airflow had decreased considerably. This clearly tells us that for the sake of your health, please stay away from alcohol.

"Hehe, this time it will be foolproof. Let me see what you really are!" Li Kai smiled and lit a match, then took out a lighter, and finally threw both of them into the room and quickly closed the door.

You ask me why I deliberately closed the door? The fact that you even asked that question shows you're clueless!

The effect of creating a sealed room is achieved by using a burning flame to generate a large amount of gas. Finally, the inability of the gas to pass through causes its pressure to exceed the strength of the walls, resulting in an explosion.

So, isn't it pretty sophisticated? Didn't you understand? Hehe, actually I didn't understand either! But it doesn't matter.

"Bang!" A deafening explosion suddenly erupted from the inside of the room. The force of the explosion almost ripped the door open, and the scorching heat could be felt even from the outside.

"Looks like it's working well, considering how much alcohol I used." Li Kai, squatting in the corner, nodded repeatedly in praise, thinking to himself that he really had talent! Please, it would be better if he didn't have this kind of talent.

"Phew, the flames should have cooled down by now, since it's cold here. As for what happens next, hehe, I don't think you'll be completely unharmed." Li Kai looked at the burn marks on the door with a malicious grin. "If you're still okay, I'll livestream myself eating... uh, better not! Don't be so absolute!"

"What a pungent smell!" As soon as he opened the door, a burnt smell hit him. Li Kai covered his nose in disgust. "This is no place for a human to stay!" Don't you even know who caused all this?!

"However, judging from this horrific state, that blood cocoon should have been burned to ashes. Even if not, it should have been charred." Li Kai looked at the charred black floor and the remaining sparks on the ground; all the signs indicated how horrific the situation had just been.

"Hmm, just as I expected, pitch-black charcoal!" Looking at the completely carbonized blood cocoon in front of him, Li Kai had an expression that said, "Just as I thought."

"Haha, I knew it! If this isn't enough, I'll eat shit live on stream! How about that, isn't that awesome?" Seeing the charred cocoon, Li Kai finally said what he hadn't finished saying before.

Hey, can you really be any less shameless? It's already like this, and you still...

"Hmph, I was planning to say that before, but I hadn't finished yet," Li Kai retorted shamelessly.

Honestly, how could you be here—

"Crack!" Just as Li Kai finished speaking, a cracking sound suddenly came from directly in front of him, and countless cracks suddenly appeared on the charred cocoon.

"Pfft!" To Li Kai's astonishment, a fair and jade-like arm suddenly emerged from inside.

What did that person just say? "What if you're going to livestream yourself eating shit?" Tsk tsk, what a disgusting channel!

Ahem, that person wasn't me. Um, he's my second personality. You, it's you. Stop hiding and come out to apologize to everyone!

Tch~ I knew you'd try to shirk responsibility.

"Hmm~~ The plan was interrupted ahead of schedule. What an unpleasant situation!" A clear, cool voice rang in Li Kai's ears. What a voice it was! How melodious it was! Even the most popular singers of the day would probably be ashamed of their own voice.

"Gulp!" Li Kai swallowed hard, then stared dumbfounded at the completely shattered blood cocoon, muttering to himself, "So cute, it must be a boy!"

I'm Li Kai. Is the person in front of me a boy or a girl? For the first time in my life, I can't tell the difference between a boy and a girl! My eyes, my worldview! (P.S.: You're way too obsessed!)