The strongest invincible loli summoner

After the countdown ended, a black vortex appeared in the sky, followed by the flight of a rice cooker. The rice cooker seemed to be sealed, its surface covered in sealing power.

The black vortex disappeared, and the magical rice cooker lay motionless on the ground. The surrounding professional gamers erupted in a frenzy, shouting and clamoring, all somewhat neurotic.

"What the hell? This rice cooker, could it be a world-class boss?!"

"Let me take a look. Wow, this rice cooker contains a powerful energy that even I am ashamed of."

"Nonsense, is there some kind of unparalleled demon inside this rice cooker?"

"Maybe there's a little girl with a naked bottom inside the rice cooker."

"Get lost, you slut who's obsessed with lolis."

"What's inside this rice cooker?!"

"Are you stupid? Just open the rice cooker and you'll know."

"That makes sense, let's open it and take a look."

A group of professional gamers were frantically trying to open the rice cooker, but they just couldn't. This magical rice cooker was sealed by a powerful force; it wasn't something an ordinary person could open.

"Let me try." The level 150 berserker swung a giant axe and hacked at the rice cooker. With a loud bang, the berserker coughed up blood and flew out of the water, his giant axe shattering in his hand.

In that instant, the rice cooker released a mysterious power that shattered the giant axe and severely injured the berserker. The level 150 berserker, unwilling to accept defeat, swallowed a pill to restore his fighting strength.

"I refuse to believe I can't break through you." The berserker was enraged, his entire body growing gigantic, instantly transforming into a fifteen-meter-tall giant.

The giant ran over and kicked the rice cooker away. The rice cooker glided through the air for a moment, but before it could land, it was attacked by the berserker.

"One hundred hits in a row!" After transforming into a giant, the berserker's power surged, and he unleashed a barrage of punches at the rice cooker. One hundred fists roared out, striking the rice cooker like iron hammers.

The berserker unleashed a punch with the force of 100,000 jin (approximately 50,000 kg), which should have shattered not only a rice cooker but even an off-road vehicle. However, to everyone's astonishment, the miraculous rice cooker remained completely undamaged.

No matter how the berserker attacked, the rice cooker remained perfectly intact. The berserker's continuous attacks were futile, making it a laughingstock.

The rice cooker fell to the ground without making a sound.

Enraged, the berserker grabbed the rice cooker and began to tear it apart. Suddenly, a mysterious force erupted, instantly shattering the berserker's arm.

Ah!

With a scream, the berserker dropped the rice cooker, his face contorted in pain. His entire arm had been shattered and was covered in blood.

The surrounding professional gamers were ecstatic. So the legendary world boss was just this unopenable rice cooker! How strange! A rice cooker could be a world boss? Wasn't that an insult?!

Thousands of professional gamers waited an hour to defeat this rice cooker.

Some professional gamers immediately lost interest. They had imagined that the world-class boss would be tall and burly, with a ferocious face, like Thanos in the Marvel universe, capable of destroying a mountain with a mere gesture.

It's just a small rice cooker, what's so challenging about it? Even if you beat the rice cooker, it's not honorable! If someone asks you what kind of world-class boss you've defeated, you can say you beat the rice cooker.

What others think of you? You're crazy! You're a boss even though you only own a rice cooker.

Go home, wash up, and go to bed! What's the point of playing with a rice cooker? Some professional gamers are disheartened and want to leave, but unfortunately, the teleportation array isn't open.

I can't go home to sleep until the world-class boss is defeated. That wretched rice cooker, just disappear already!

A level 160 lightning mage brandished his staff, unleashing a bolt of lightning that struck the rice cooker. With a deafening roar, the powerful lightning was swallowed up by the rice cooker.

"How could this be?" The lightning mage was dumbfounded. This rice cooker was too amazing; it could actually absorb lightning.

"Brother, your lightning has been swallowed up. Let me try!" The level 170 fire mage waved his staff and released a fire dragon to attack the rice cooker.

A 30-meter-long fire dragon, baring its fangs and claws, charged forward and swallowed the rice cooker whole. The rice cooker remained unharmed after being devoured by the fire dragon.

The fire mage was stunned. This fire dragon was incredibly hot and could melt steel. This rice cooker was made of stainless steel, so it should have melted into molten iron long ago.

Even more unbelievable things happened: after the rice cooker tumbled inside the fire dragon's body for a while, it actually released a fierce devouring power, swallowing the entire fire dragon whole.

The fire mage was terrified. This rice cooker must be a world-class boss, otherwise my fire dragon wouldn't have been devoured.

A level 200 mechanic appeared, piloting a mech warrior and using high-explosive and armor-piercing rounds to attack the rice cooker.

The deafening explosion was deafening. When the flames subsided, the rice cooker was still intact. Even high-explosive and armor-piercing rounds couldn't destroy it—what could be done?

Just when a group of professional gamers were at a loss, the great hero Inuyasha appeared and swung his Tessaiga at the rice cooker.

To Inuyasha's utter rage, the rice cooker was impervious to blades and spears; no matter how the Tessaiga cleaved it, it remained undamaged. Enraged, Inuyasha unleashed the Tessaiga's ultimate technique, the Wind Scar.

The Wind Scar's destructive power is incredibly strong, making it easy to slay demons and monsters. However, the rice cooker remains completely intact.

Even Inuyasha's Wind Scar couldn't destroy the rice cooker, so it seems only Yang Feng can do it.

Yang Feng didn't make a move because the time wasn't right. This rice cooker was strange; the outer seal was not simple. The ability to devour lightning and fire dragons was related to this seal.

Inuyasha's attack on the rice cooker with the Tessaiga was also neutralized by the power of the seal. Simply put, it's not that the rice cooker itself is invulnerable to weapons or water, but rather that the power of the seal provides a defensive effect.

The rice cooker cannot be opened without breaking the seal.

Yang Feng thought for a while and felt something was strange. Since the rice cooker was sealed, there must be something terrible inside.

A world-class boss couldn't possibly be this rice cooker.

Yang Feng pondered for a while and remembered something: in an anime, there was a major villain who was sealed inside a rice cooker.

Later, the rice cooker was opened, and the villain ran out, intending to destroy the world, but was defeated by the righteous hero.

Yang Feng guessed that the world-class boss sealed inside the rice cooker was the main villain from the anime.

Yang Feng chuckled inwardly and shouted, "Which of you is a virgin? Hurry up and pee into the rice cooker!"

A group of professional gamers looked at each other, not understanding what it meant. Why would a virgin urinate on a rice cooker?

A swordsman suddenly realized and exclaimed happily, "I understand now! A virgin's urine is the key to open the rice cooker!"

"Really? Boy's urine has this effect?"

"Who cares if it's true or not, let's try and see. Which of you is a virgin?"

"I'm not... I'm not either..."

A group of men shook their heads, indicating that they were no longer virgins. These days, male virgins are as rare as female virgins; finding one isn't easy!

"I'm a virgin," someone shouted.

Many people looked over as if they were seeing an alien. "Wow, there really are virgins these days! Amazing!" they exclaimed. The question then arose: why was this virgin dressed in women's clothing, with long, flowing hair and painted eyebrows and lips?

This virgin looks just like Tsubasa Amane! Tsubasa Amane is a goddess of Japan! Otaku all love her.

It's impossible for any otaku not to know Tsubasa Amane. Her action films are erotic and stimulating, beyond the reach of most people.

Holy crap, what a beauty!

"I like this kind of long-legged, mature woman."

"Wow, it's rare to see a mature woman with fair skin, a beautiful face, and long legs like this!"

"I'm in love, and she looks a lot like my first girlfriend."

A group of lecherous men stared at the long-legged beauty, drooling.

An old man scolded, "Young lady, don't talk nonsense. How could you possibly be a virgin?"

"I have a little brother, I'm really a virgin. If you don't believe me, I'll take off my pants and you can see." The long-legged beauty's words were sure to shock.

Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned. After all that, it turned out that this long-legged mature woman was a man! The legendary cross-dressing master was born.

"Cross-dressing master, accept my utmost respect!"

"Brother, how are women supposed to live with you like this?"

"I must say, you look prettier than a woman when you wear women's clothes."

"Dude, what's with that chest of yours?"

A group of men erupted in excitement; such a beautiful cross-dresser was indeed a rare sight. This fueled the jealousy and envy of a group of women who loved beauty. "You're a man, why are you trying to steal our food?" they thought.

Cross-dressing master, you're awesome.

This cross-dressing man pulled two objects from his body, indicating that his breasts were filled with these things. Turns out, they were silicone!

Wow, that's impressive. No wonder he's a cross-dressing master. If he didn't have a little brother, he would really be a woman.

Enough with the chit-chat, cross-dresser, show us your little brother, let's pee on him, and turn on the rice cooker! The cross-dresser really took off his pants and revealed his little brother.

A boy's urine drenched the rice cooker. The seal on the rice cooker was soaked, and white smoke billowed out. With a loud bang, the rice cooker shattered into pieces.

A burst of heat shot into the sky, sending chills down the spines of the surrounding professional gamers. The world-class boss sealed within the rice cooker had finally appeared.

A tall, imposing black figure appeared in the steam.