Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef

Chapter 38 Call Me Handsome

"he?"

Zhang Lingyu questioned, "You also want the Qi Source Flow?"

Bai Yu said without any attempt to hide his feelings, "I want it."

"..." After a moment of silence, Zhang Lingyu sneered disdainfully, "Hmph~, I didn't expect that you, the Immortal of Longevity, would fall into such a cliché. Is a mere Qi Body Source Flow worth your shamelessness?"

A mere source of Qi?

One can only say that Zhang Lingyu is perhaps a truly honest and straightforward person.

Although he doesn't know what the Qi Source Flow is all about, Bai Yu knows that even if he did, he might only be briefly interested.

Bai Yu smiled and said, "You're too attached to appearances. I haven't become an immortal yet, so naturally I still have desires. I'm still far from the state of being without desires or wants, so my realm is not as high as yours."

As for face, what's the value of a mere face? Those who live an easy life in this world don't care about face.

The benefits and pleasures of shamelessness are something you, Zhang Lingyu, will probably never experience in your lifetime.

Zhang Lingyu: "I don't want to at all..."

"Enough! You two bastards, you both act all high and mighty the moment you show up! Do you all think I, Zhang Chulan, am someone to be trifled with?! Giving orders and discussing life here!" Finally, Zhang Chulan couldn't take it anymore, his whole body glowing with golden light as he roared and interrupted their conversation.

"You!" He pointed at Zhang Lingyu and roared hysterically, "Damn it! You think you're invincible, huh! I'll teach you a lesson today, or I'm not Zhang Chulan!"

"And you!" He pointed at Bai Yu and roared, "Don't think you're so great just because you can fly on a sword! You come here wanting some Qi Body Source Flow! As if you can just get it from me!"

Hmph, I have absolutely no idea what Qi Source Flow is! Not only do I not have it, but even if I did, I would never give it to you!

What an arrogant jerk!

"Wait until I'm done tidying up..."

"Excuse me for interrupting." Bai Yu said with a forced smile, "Zhang Chulan, you dare call me 'diao mao'?"

I'll give you one chance to change your tune; call me "handsome guy."

Zhang Chulan pouted, "What a load of crap!"

"Wow! He's so brave!" the little girls watching exclaimed excitedly.

At this moment, Zhang Chulan was as tall as 1.8 meters in her heart.

"Heh~ Heh heh." A sign appeared on Bai Yu's forehead. "I admit I was a bit rude just now, but you're even more rude now. I'm angry."

After speaking, Bai Yu disappeared from the spot.

"Ding!"

The next second, a fruit knife and a longsword clashed in front of Zhang Chulan, and Bai Yu's handsome face was already in front of Zhang Chulan.

"boom!"

Zhang Chulan kicked Feng Baobao away and said expressionlessly, "Zhang Chulan, you go deal with that junior from Longhu Mountain, I'll handle this."

"Okay... okay, Sister Bao'er." Zhang Chulan broke out in a cold sweat, realizing that he had almost gone to meet his maker.

Facing Feng Baobao, Bai Yu's attitude softened slightly, and he calmly asked, "Are you going to punish me?"

Feng Baobao said seriously, "Hmm, if you dare to have bad ideas about my slaves, I'll kill you."

"Hehe." Bai Yu laughed, "Alright, make your move."

Feng Baobao flipped her left hand, and a fruit knife slid down.

"Ding ding ding..."

The attacks were as dense as raindrops, and Bai Yu stood still, constantly waving his sword to defend himself.

The quick-witted woman was indeed extraordinary; while chopping people up, she urged, "Zhang Chulan, what are you waiting for? What are you waiting for?"

"Okay...okay!" Zhang Chulan replied, his eyes resolute, and arcs of electricity gradually flickered within his bent body.

Zhang Lingyu originally wanted to watch the battle, but upon noticing Zhang Chulan's actions, he couldn't take his eyes off him.

"Thunder Magic!" x2

The two generals behind Zhang Lingyu were shocked.

"Aaaaah!" With a shout, Zhang Chulan transformed into a bolt of lightning and charged toward Zhang Lingyu.

"Boom~!"

The duel between Zhang Lingyu and Zhang Chulan has begun.

Although their commotion was significant, it was far less dangerous than Bai Yu's side.

“Swish!”

The fruit knife grazed Bai Yu's cheek, a single strand of hair flew out, and the blade's edge cleaved open the ancient tree behind him.

"Heh." Bai Yu raised his left shoulder to lift Feng Baobao's right hand, while simultaneously striking her left hand holding the knife with his right hand holding the hilt of his sword.

As the fruit knife fell, Bai Yu leaned forward, got close to Feng Baobao, and then rammed into her.

"Boom!"

With a loud bang, Feng Baobao was sent flying, tumbling two and a half times in the air before sliding a distance on the ground before finally regaining her footing.

She wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth and said, "You're not a Taoist priest from Wudang Mountain, so why are you using the Iron Mountain Lean?"

Upon hearing this, Bai Yu exclaimed in surprise, "Oh ho~, you even know about Iron Mountain Lean?"

"Of course I know." She looked at Bai Yu blankly and said, "You junior from Wudang Mountain, why are you being so fierce?"

Bai Yu sheathed his sword, assumed a Tai Chi starting hand position, and replied in a Sichuan accent, "Actually, I can be even fiercer."

In the distance, Feng Shayan said in disbelief, "Bai Changsheng of Wudang, rumored to be the number one among the younger generation, even Feng Baobao is no match for him...?"

Upon hearing this, her sister immediately asked curiously.

Feng Baobao moved, stomping her right leg hard on the ground, and rushed towards Bai Yu as if flying at low altitude.

On the sidelines, Feng Shayan and Zhang Lingyu, the two younger brothers, began to act as commentators.

"The claim that he is the number one among the younger generation in the world of supernatural beings is just a rumor, and there are still many people who are not convinced, but Master Changsheng is indeed the number one person in Wudang."

Although he was very unconvinced, he had talked to our junior uncle about it two years ago, and the result was that our junior uncle became even more diligent..."

As they were talking, Feng Feng Baobao had already rushed to Bai Yu's side.

"Catch!" Bai Yu took the initiative to reach out with his left hand, slicing across the back of the knife and grabbing Feng Baobao's wrist.

Off-stage voice: "According to Junior Uncle himself, Master Changsheng only used one set of Tai Chi from beginning to end, and no one could do anything to him."

"Huh!" Bai Yu took a few steps back, pulling Feng Baobao's left hand to draw a circle during the process.

After a few laps, Feng Baobao's balance was disrupted.

Off-stage voice: "The Jiehuafa has arrived. According to Junior Uncle, Master Changsheng uses this skill even more skillfully than his master."

"Iron Mountain Damn!"

With a loud bang, Feng Baobao was sent flying again.

The commentator was momentarily speechless with embarrassment.

When you speak, you respond with a "steel mountain" (a metaphor for a sharp, deliberate, and forceful response).

Damn it!

Zhang Lingyu's mustachioed junior apprentice almost couldn't help but swear.

On the other hand, even though Zhang Chulan unleashed the Yang Five Thunders, he immediately became extremely vulnerable again when Zhang Lingyu used the Yin Five Thunders.

After just a dozen or so moves, he faced a desperate situation as black, dirty water lightning was about to cover his entire body.

Just then, Feng Baobao flew in their direction.

Turning her head, she saw Zhang Chulan's predicament and immediately swung her sword at Shui Zanglei.

As expected, it was resolved with a single strike.

After turning in mid-air, Feng Baobao grabbed Zhang Chulan by the collar and ran away with him, spitting out blood as she said, "That junior is too fierce. I can't handle him. Let's run away first, and then go back and call people to help us deal with him together."

Zhang Chulan's吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or witty remarks) spirit is on full display: "Big sister, you were just acting like you could take care of everyone at any moment, how come you're the one who got taken care of so quickly?"

Feng Baobao glanced at him and said, "You're no different. You thought you could compete with the juniors of Longhu Mountain just because you suddenly became powerful? Haha, you lost so quickly."

"Hey~"

A figure sped past them, and by the time they could see clearly, Bai Yu was already standing in front of them with his hands behind his back.

"Gentlemen, there's still something we haven't discussed. Don't rush off."

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