Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef

"Boom!"

"boom!"

The two sounds overlapped, making it difficult to tell what was happening.

Before everyone's eyes, Captain Marvel's golden aura dissipated, and her body plummeted downwards.

Just then, Deadpool's laser beam came to an abrupt halt.

Captain Marvel crashed heavily to the ground, creating a deep crater due to the immense force.

"A lowly mortal dares to defy the gods? Die!" Tianqi said with disdain, then rolled his eyes.

This is bad; Bai Yu knew he was activating his ability.

Sure enough, the next moment Captain Marvel, who was unconscious in the pit, suddenly changed, and began to slowly turn into sand and drift away from her feet.

If molecular recombination continues, she will disappear completely.

"Pietro!" Bai Yu shouted, throwing his katana.

As the samurai sword flew through the air, time slowed down.

A blue lightning bolt flashed and took the katana, then defied gravity and spread upwards to Apocalypse's shoulder.

"Hmph~." With a shrug and a cold snort, Pietro once again transformed into blue lightning, slashing across Apocalypse's cheek.

He came to Bai Yu's side and put the katana back in his hand.

As soon as he had a thought, the things around him gradually began to return to normal.

"Ahhh!" With a roar, Apocalypse's face and eyes spurted out a large amount of blood, and he covered his face with his hands in pain.

Although it was fast enough, Captain Marvel's two feet still disappeared.

She was awakened by pain, and she let out a wail.

"Professor!" Bai Yu shouted, pulling his gaze back at the same time.

Before my eyes, Deadpool, who had been standing, was now lying down. The voice beside him held a gun and waved, saying, "Good morning, everyone. I'm cleaning up the timeline."

Oh, this timeline is really terrible. Deadpool has to go. I accidentally came to the wrong point in time, and then I couldn't resist seeing this pirated version. What a awful day..."

Bai Yu stood frozen in place, exclaiming in disbelief, "Deadpool?"

That awful outfit, that familiar voice... isn't this just another Deadpool?

"Huh?" Deadpool let out a soft exclamation, asking in confusion, "You know me?"

He immediately added, "Impossible! How could you possibly know me?! Fuck! What's wrong with this timeline? There are bugs everywhere..."

He started rambling on and on.

In an instant, Bai Yu was certain: this guy was Deadpool!

And it's the official Deadpool!

The one on the ground is a pirated copy, an abandoned version. The one dressed like Spider-Man is the real deal.

We need to talk in private, it has to be a private chat!

In an instant, Bai Yu disregarded everything else and used his telekinesis to restrain Deadpool and take him away with him.

Logan, looking completely bewildered, shouted from behind, "Fuck! Where are you going! Come back here!"

Come back soon, I can't bear this alone...

Inside a dilapidated house with drafts coming from all sides, Bai Yu grabbed Deadpool with both hands and began to grope him.

"A generous gift of crab! Rape! Someone is trying to rape me!"

After taking a few things from him, Bai Yu slapped him to the ground and cursed, "Who the hell tried to rape you? You think you're worthy?"

"Ouch!" Deadpool collapsed to the ground, hugging himself and wailing like a wounded wife, "Help! Someone is raping me here and won't pay me! I'm so miserable!"

Wait a minute, rape doesn't seem to require payment... oh my god, does that mean I'm selling my ass?

He watched as Bai Yu fiddled with the items he had stolen from him, and immediately yelled, "Help! Someone here is patronizing my ass without paying, and now they're stealing my things..."

As he spoke, he suddenly pulled out a gun and aimed it at Bai Yu's groin, saying, "Bitch, you've got the wrong idea. Deadpool isn't so easy to bully. I'm going to blow up your tool of the trade."

"Uh..." Bai Yu stopped fiddling with what he was doing and asked, "Wade, is your brain incurable?"

What the hell is this brain circuitry?

Can I just take two things from you and take a look?

They raped me, robbed me, and even tried to destroy my tools of the crime?

Deadpool suddenly stood up, holstered his gun, and adopted a Conan-like expression of deep thought. He circled Bai Yu, muttering, "Something's wrong. In this timeline, there shouldn't be anyone who knows me. Not only do you know me, but you also know I'm not very bright. I just felt..."

After muttering to himself for a while, he suddenly rolled over in front of Bai Yu, then imitated Conan's action of shooting a tranquilizer dart, and then rolled over again to sit down next to Bai Yu's legs.

He said in a high-pitched voice, "It seemed like a peaceful day. Deadpool was carrying out his usual work of cleaning up timelines. This time, he came to an unusual universe with an abnormally chaotic timeline. Just then, a man who knew him appeared here..."

There's only one truth, and he is...

Bai Yu:-_-||

Deadpool rolled twice to stand in front of Bai Yu, then stood up, grabbing a non-existent bow with one hand and pointing at Bai Yu with the other, saying, "There's only one truth, and he is..."

director!"

Director...?

Bai Yu was still in a daze when Deadpool suddenly knelt down, grabbed his legs with both hands, and cried with snot and tears streaming down his face, saying, "Director, I've been waiting for you for so long, boohoo~, finally you've come to inspect our work! I want to join the Avengers, but..."

But that heartless Tony actually rejected me. We're both chatterboxes, so why did he reject me? Is it just because my penis is bigger than his?

This plot is illogical; director, you absolutely must rearrange the storyline…

Bai Yu's face twisted as he said, "You want your X to be smaller than his?"

Deadpool stood up, regaining his composure, and said, "No need for that. I'm not ashamed that X is older than him. Let's leave it at that."

So, one dollar, at least it's a token gesture. For just one dollar you can enjoy Deadpool's big ass. Please make sure I join the Avengers in the next scene, and in the scene after that, make Tony my henchman. I will lead the Avengers to defeat all evil.

As he spoke, he turned around and began to unzip his pants. "I never thought I, Deadpool, would one day face being sexually harassed. Luckily, I didn't lose too much of a dollar..."

"boom!"

Bai Yu kicked him in the butt.

Damn, from the perspective of a moviegoer, he seems quite interesting, but when Bai Yu became the person involved, he felt very tired.

What the hell is all this?

Deadpool's head was stuck into the wall, and Bai Yu continued to examine the two things in his hands.

One is a belt, and the other is a Little Genius children's smartwatch.

Both are Deadpool's equipment; one can teleport, and the other can travel through time.

"Good stuff." Bai Yu smiled.

He was worried, but now his world is in complete chaos.

Tony died, Gilgamesh died, and Captain Marvel was almost killed...

If things continue to develop like this, will the world eventually perish?

If I can't find the Infinity Stones, how am I supposed to escape this world?

Even if we kill Apocalypse, what good will it do? We'll still be trapped in this boring world, waiting to die.